Knives out for Wolfowitz, resignation imminent

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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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5/4Fav to be dumped by the weekend

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): First he started a civil war in Iraq and now he's fomenting one at the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlemen - aka the World Bank - where he is CEO.

But today the odds of colleagues continuing to support Bush Administration rabid madman Paul Wolfowitz look bleak.

Bank's board members from 24 representative countries have all agreed that Wolfowitz should never have promoted girlfriend Shaha Rizla beyond her remit as an IMF hooker hired by the Osteoporosis Division of the SKull 'N' Bones Club:

"He's lost the plot," said an EU Bank member. "We've seen his psychiatric evaluation. He's certifiable, like Cheney and Rove. And Rizla would never have had consensual sex with him otherwise, even if she'd been anaesthetised and held to ransom."

Political spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.com is quoting odds of 5/4FAV that Wolfie will be dumped before the weekend.

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