Cruise to play Queen Victoria

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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Cruise plays an uncanny resemblance

In light of the recent furore regarding Tom Cruise and his latest plans to play Count Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg (One of the Hitler plotters), we can exclusively reveal that Tom also plans to portray Queen Victoria.

In an exclusive interview, Tom revealed that he has always had a yearning to play this staunchest of English monarchs.

"Ever since I started acting, I've had this urge to play a role such as this. I've always been fascinated by the English monarchy, in particular with Queen Victoria, and don't feel that my sex should stop me from playing her"

Whilst many of Tom's critics may claim that this move could be yet another notch in his "Career suicide", this could be the role that turns everything around.

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