Poor Dick's Almanac, Part IV

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 19 April 2007


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You may think, perhaps, that a little tea, or a little punch or a tiny lay
now and then, diet a little more costly, clothes a little
finer, and a little more cunnilingus now and then can be no
great matter but remember what Poor Richard says "Many a little
makes a mickle; beware of little expense for a small leak will
sink a great ship and only air bladders can lift a limp penis.

Buy what thou has no need of and ere long thou shall sell thy
necessaries.Fail to buy new batteries as soon you shall have a silent vibrator.

Silks and satins, scarlet and velvets have put out the kitchen
fire.But sheets made of these materials have lit up poor Dick's ...life.

A child and a fool imagine twenty shillings and twenty years can
never be spent.Poor Dick has spent twenty shillings every day of twenty years and has never regretted feeling spent...

To be humble to superiors is duty,
to equals courtesy,
to inferiors nobleness
to big breasted women nourishing

After crosses and losses
Men grow humbler and wiser
While the women
Who are these crosses and cause these losses
Take these Wise and Humble ones to court...

The proud hate pride --- in others.Others hate pride in the proud...and the rest are proud to not be prideful...

Pride dines on Vanity, sups on Contempt and sleeps with the sad ,the weak and the saggy.

Blame-all and Praise-all are two Dickheads.

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