Written by Cal Jennings

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Nixon making speech about comparisons to Bush

When the Archangel Michael reached Heaven with news that people were comparing George W. Bush to Richard M. Nixon, the late Richard Nixon rolled over in his grave, then rose from the dead to protest the matter.

"My name has been disparaged enough without comparing me to THAT Bozo! (No offense, Bebe) I may have wanted to be the King of America, but I didn't want to be a ruthless DICKtator! Besides, at least I had an OUNCE of sense and I could pronounce 'nuclear' properly. Why they let a guy who can't even pronounce it be in charge of the big buttons, I'll never know. Everytime I hear him say 'nook-you-lur' it chaps my (expletive deleted)."

After making the speech, former President Nixon returned to his grave to await his final judgement. As he was entering the grave, he was heard muttering, "I hope Jesus is more forgiving than that 'Christian President.'"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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