John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!

Funny story written by Doug Burrell

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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After hearing John McCain sing "bomb, bomb, bomb...bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the popular Beach Boy's song, "Barbara Ann", at a campaign rally in South Carolina, Mike Love has asked the Presidential candidate to join the band.

According to Love, "We could use some youth in the band to appeal to the younger generation. We might even let him rap a little bit. I understand the kids these days like to 'get jiggy with it.'"

In a separate story, Mike Love has sued John McCain for unauthorized copyright infringement while campaigning in South Carolina.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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