Funny story - Chinese In Bid To Buy Royal Family

Chinese In Bid To Buy Royal Family

[AP, Chipping Sodbury] It was revealed today that a Chinese investment consortium is attempting to buy the British Royal Family. Wun Hung Lo, acquisitions representative for the Happy Lucky Investment Company number 4 based in Long Dong province of n...

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Funny story - Queen Caught in "Compromising Situation"

Queen Caught in "Compromising Situation"

The Daily Mail has announced it has allegations made by a former Royal servant, pertaining to HRH Queen Elizabeth II being discovered in a "compromising situation" in one of the bedrooms at Buckingham Palace. We are told the allegations in...

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Funny story - Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

(London, England) - Caught frolicking naked on her college grounds, Britain's Princess Eugenie says she did it to connect with commoners and to "show off my naughty bits, of which I am quite proud."...

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Funny story - Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service

Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have a problem: their son Archie has said he refuses to be christened with the name 'Archie', and will not attend his own christening later today. The royal couple had planned to ha...

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Funny story - Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett

Charles: Yes, Camilla Could be Queen, but So Could Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett

Seeking to undo the sulk inducing news that two new polls show the public prefers King William and Queen Cinderella over King Charles and Queen Camilla, the Prince of Wales demonstrated his peerless knack for bad-to-worse by announcing his darling wi...

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Funny story - The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle

The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle

In the unlikeliest of associations imaginable, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has revealed that she is a fan of industrial music pioneers, Throbbing Gristle. TG, formed in Hull in 1975 from the remnants of COUM Transmissions, stunned audiences with...

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Funny story - Prince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island

Prince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island

Prince Andrew, the poor, beleaguered member of the Royal family who the media just won't leave alone after he indulged in 'a bit of the old in-out' with an underaged American girl in 2001, has decided that enough is enough, and that he will leave Lon...

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Funny story - Joy Renee Cote Kissed Britney Spears 6-17-2006

Joy Renee Cote Kissed Britney Spears 6-17-2006

LOONTOWN, UNITED KINGDUMB-(ROTTERS) The Royal family has been bombarded from the bowels of the Twilight Zone these last few weeks and the target, Young Prince William.

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Funny story - King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

King Paul senile, alleges Prince Richard

San Antonio, Texas - His Most Christian Majesty, King Paul Emery Washington, Ruler of America, Protector of Canada, Lord of Mexico, Duke of Hawaii and the Pacific Isles, and Emperor of the Middle East, is alleged to be afflicted with Alzheimer's dise...

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Funny story - Prince Andrew in new, one-armed bandit row

Prince Andrew in new, one-armed bandit row

Prince Andrew has claimed that photos of him cuddling various women may have been doctored because, as far as he can remember, he lost an arm in the Falklands War. The Prince said that he leads a very busy life, and, therefore, cannot keep track o...

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Funny story - Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...

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Funny story - Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

In what is likely to be seen as a highly controversial move, HRH Prince Philip has taken it upon himself to restore the ancient noble's right of Prima Nocta. This is the right which allows a senior royal to have sexual rights to the wife of a newly m...

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Funny story - Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Duchess Of York Thrown Out Of Hull By Angry Obesity Enthusiasts

Sarah Ferguson, or, if you like, the Duchess of York, has been unceremoniously dumped out of the city of Hull by unhealthy eating campaigners, after starring in a reality TV show which promoted better diets amongst the Poor

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Funny story - William Barr Issues New Four Page Summary; Rules that U.S. is Legally "Still a Monarchy"

William Barr Issues New Four Page Summary; Rules that U.S. is Legally "Still a Monarchy"

Washington - Attorney General William Barr has determined that the Constitutional Democracy envisioned by the founding fathers was "fatally misconceived" and thus illegal, and has ruled that the United States must return to a monarchy form of governm...

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Funny story - Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia

BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week. She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose...

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Funny story - Deluded Cowell Says - "I am the true heir to the throne! All bow down before me!"

Deluded Cowell Says - "I am the true heir to the throne! All bow down before me!"

In a story that would not seem amiss in his own hit soap opera, Coronation Street, pint-sized pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has claimed that Prince Phillip called him a sponger. Close friends and insiders to his inner scrotum, tell of Cowell's incre...

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Funny story - Another Royal Knees-up!

Another Royal Knees-up!

Chancellor George Osborne broke down in tears yesterday upon hearing the news of Wills and Kates upcoming 2011 Royal Wedding. "Geesuss fucking Christ" he was heard to scream, "just when I get the fucking national deficit all but cleared that bise...

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Funny story - Meghan Markle Back At Graft

Meghan Markle Back At Graft

Meghan Markle has finally returned to work, once more, after her period of maternity, having given birth to royal baby, Archie, in May. The Duchess of Sussex, looking stunning in clothes paid for by the taxpayer, posed for photos outside Buckingha...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK

Donald Trump Could Become Interim Monarch Of The UK

Royal geneologists decided at an emergency meeting in London last night, that, if the worst were to happen, and the Royal Family were laid waste by the current health pandemic, then, at a pinch, and for purely a temporary period only, the US presiden...

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Funny story - Kate Middleton buys milk and isn't photographed doing so

Kate Middleton buys milk and isn't photographed doing so

DAILY Mail readers were utterly furious last night after discovering that Kate Middleton had bought a pint of milk from the corner shop and hadn't been photographed doing so. The slip only came to light after another customer, a Mail reader, wrote in...

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