Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have a problem: their son Archie has said he refuses to be christened with the name 'Archie', and will not attend his own christening later today. The royal couple had planned to ha...
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'Stand-offish' Meghan refuses to allow newsmen to listen while she goes to the bathroom
The Duchess of Sussex attracted more press criticism yesterday after she requested privacy when she goes to the toilet. Under-fire, Meghan, was slammed by journalists who were refused permission to listen at the door while she went to the bathroom...
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Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again
There was a right, royal rumpus in the Royal roost this morning when Archie Windsor, newly-christened son of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, started playing up fuck at breakfast, causing his mum and dad to get into a right strop with him. Archie,...
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Prince Harry passes his brother in the corridor and doesn’t say stop and shake hands, fuelling speculation that they don’t get on
The palace has refused to deny a story in the Weekly Chronicle, that firebrand royal prince, Harry, humiliated his older and more stable brother, William, by passing him in the passageway in their living quarters a couple of mornings ago without stop...
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Meghan under fire over Jeremy Corbyn chest tattoo
There was widespread concern in royal circles last night after the Duchess of Sussex told The Mail On Sunday that she'd had a likeness of leftie Labour Party leader, Jeremy Corbyn, tattooed on her chest. In yesterday's edition, she revealed: "I've...
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Royal baby may be called East, West, North, South or even Countyov Sussex
The royal couple Meghan and Harry reveal to Prince Charles that that they had all the public fooled! At an afternoon tea with their father, they admitted that it was a right Royal blast having the press hotly debating whether "the new baby was bo...
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The Prince and the Car Crash
Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order
Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents
William Barr Issues New Four Page Summary; Rules that U.S. is Legally "Still a Monarchy"
The Royal Engagement as seen through the eyes of Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough
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Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking
Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits
Prince William 'loses his marbles' at Sandhurst
Royal Expert Telepathy Claims
Explosion at Palace caused by Queen lighting own fart!
Trump Outlines Reasons He Should Be King of the USA Instead of Just President
Harry And Meghan Reveal Inspiration For Baby's Name
The newest Royal parents, Prince Harry and Meghan, have revealed the source of inspiration for the name of their son, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor: the character Archie Mitchell in the BBC's miserable soap drama, EastEnders. The father of...
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Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal
Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.
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Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries
In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...
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Duke and Duchess of Cambridge snub Cambridge
(Si Cofant, Royal correspondent): The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have moved into their first royal residence as a married couple, an apartment in Kensington Palace. The Duchess was said to have been 'overwhelmed' when she saw it for the first tim...
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England Prepares For Scottish Independence
On Burns Night, 2012, the BBC broadcast to English viewers and listeners, Scotland's First Minister, Alex Salmond, reading poems by Robert Burns. Few will forget the chilling threat that followed this attack. 'Ah will continue tae reid th' poems ay Rabbie Burns at ye sassenachs,' vowed a visibly crazed Mr Salmond, 'until Scootlund achieves independence. Indeed,' he added, with wild eyes bulging...
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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor
In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...
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Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England
Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could. "President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he s...
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'Not Bloody Likely': Palace Rules Out Wedding Dance Up Aisle At Westminster
Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...
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Prince Charles to be Next Commonwealth Head and Change its Name to Royalwealth
Diplomatic correspondent Paxton Quigley has learned that Commonwealth leaders have agreed the appointment of Prince Charles as the next head of the Commonwealth. In his inaugural speech as head, HRH Prince Charles immediately announced the name chang...
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Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident
A doctor to the Queen has been killed while cycling in London, having been fatally injured in a collision with a lorry in High Holborn. Dr Peter Fisher was a world expert in homeopathy and an esteemed member of the royal medical household, having...
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History Review: She-Wolves: The Women Who Ruled England Before Elizabeth, by Helen Castor
Before Elizabeth I became the iconic 'Virgin Queen' four women ruled England in what was very much a man's world. Medievalist Dr Castor examines their stories. Ken Lucid writes. So. OK? I'm doing a book about women. Satisfied? I'm not kidding you, round here it's "women this, women that." It's not enough that we include the feminine side in our various modules and courses, we have set asi...
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