Funny story - "Knees Up Mother Brown" to replace national anthem at sporting events

"Knees Up Mother Brown" to replace national anthem at sporting events

In a surprise move, the government, in conjunction with The Royal Family, have decided to ditch God Save The Queen at future sporting events and replace it with the cockney anthem: "Knees Up Mother Brown" It is thought that the government, and ind…

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Funny story - Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

(London, England) - Caught frolicking naked on her college grounds, Britain's Princess Eugenie says she did it to connect with commoners and to "show off my naughty bits, of which I am quite proud."...

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Funny story - On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...

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Funny story - The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle

The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle

In the unlikeliest of associations imaginable, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has revealed that she is a fan of industrial music pioneers, Throbbing Gristle. TG, formed in Hull in 1975 from the remnants of COUM Transmissions, stunned audiences with...

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Funny story - No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy

No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy

The people of Britain have woken up today to news so devastating that it could signal the end of these great Islands for ever.

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Funny story - Lorde's New Songs Leaked to Media

Lorde's New Songs Leaked to Media

Lorde's newest songs have been leaked ot the media. A secret snitch sent along a copy of the eighteen year-old New Zealander's latest songs. The source says "Little White Yugos" is likely to be at least a moderate success on the pop charts. "All the...

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Funny story - Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Say Good Riddance to the World of Royalty

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Say Good Riddance to the World of Royalty

LOS ANGELES – Well Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are now no longer considered royalty. Queen Elizabeth has stripped them of their Buckingham Palace titles and amenities including their royal name tags. The lovely couple will now be known simply a...

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Funny story - Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...

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Funny story - German Aristocrat Plunges To His Death One Month Too Early, Say Police

German Aristocrat Plunges To His Death One Month Too Early, Say Police

A German aristocrat, found dead after falling from his fourth-floor balcony in an exclusive area of West London, died one month too early, say police from Scotland Yard.

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Funny story - 'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen

'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen

The Queen has reportedly decided to impeach Prince Harry for being a bad son and a terrible Prince. The decision was reportedly taken by Her Majesty, backed by Prince Charles. The Duke of Edinburgh was said to be so angry that he had to be restrai...

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Funny story - Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

There was a new development in the Prince William/Kate Middleton divorce row today, when it emerged that the intended Princess had been seeing another man. Whooaaaa...

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Funny story - "Can You Smell Shit In Here?" Tuvalu Kate Asks William At Website Office

"Can You Smell Shit In Here?" Tuvalu Kate Asks William At Website Office

In an aside from legal wrangles in La Belle France, relating to a certain 'invasive photographic' orgy of unnecessary and quite pointless overexposure, which of course was lapped up by the French, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have been getting a...

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Funny story - Prince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong

Prince Harry's Brief Stand-Up Comedy Career Goes Horribly Wrong

In his most misguided effort yet since quitting the monarchy without already having a job, ex-Duke Harry has decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy. The Man Who Wouldn't Be King and his lovely wife, Meghan, booked another interview with Queen…

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Funny story - Prince Louis Learns To Speak With The Help Of Gordon Ramsay

Prince Louis Learns To Speak With The Help Of Gordon Ramsay

Royal tot, Prince Louis, has learned to speak his first few words in the English language, thanks to the help of TV celebrity cook, Gordon Ramsay. His mum, Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, says that Louis, 19 months, who can already speak Lati...

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Funny story - Green Party and Health and Safety veto Queen's pedalo plans

Green Party and Health and Safety veto Queen's pedalo plans

Hot off the press, commenting today on the reported pedalo gift for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations, Mr Nigel Workshy, speaking for the Green Party said: ' I'm all in favour of the zero emissions the pedalo will cause, but bear in mind al...

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Funny story - Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013

Surrey City Man Looking Forward to Sex with Social Climbing Actuary/Wife in 2013

London based futures trader Martin Susspeck is planning to short his own wife's investment in the future successor to Queen Catherine Middleton. "Daft cow has it in her head if she times the next pup proper, the kid can marry William and Kitty's f...

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Funny story - Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...

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Funny story - Prince Philip Arrested Again

Prince Philip Arrested Again

The troublesome Duke of Edinburgh has been arrested just two days after rolling his Land Rover in a Norfolk road accident - this time for not wearing a seat belt. Prince Philip, 97, was out gadding-about again after Thursday's smash, when he was s...

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Funny story - Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

In what is likely to be seen as a highly controversial move, HRH Prince Philip has taken it upon himself to restore the ancient noble's right of Prima Nocta. This is the right which allows a senior royal to have sexual rights to the wife of a newly m...

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Funny story - Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...

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