Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Are Both Thrilled That Queen Elizabeth Did Not Have Them Deported To Siberia
BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week. She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose...
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Anger as Harry and Meghan ghost the Queen
A Buckingham Palace spokesman said that the Queen was upset at being ghosted by Harry and Meghan. He said "The Queen is really, really annoyed. Her son and daughter in law haven't replied to any of her text messages or What's App messages, even ones...
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The Queen Reveals Liking For Throbbing Gristle
In the unlikeliest of associations imaginable, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has revealed that she is a fan of industrial music pioneers, Throbbing Gristle. TG, formed in Hull in 1975 from the remnants of COUM Transmissions, stunned audiences with...
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Prince Andrew Has Decided To Go And Live On Pitcairn Island
Prince Andrew, the poor, beleaguered member of the Royal family who the media just won't leave alone after he indulged in 'a bit of the old in-out' with an underaged American girl in 2001, has decided that enough is enough, and that he will leave Lon...
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'Orff with his head! Prince Harry to be put on trial for disrespecting the Queen
The Queen has reportedly decided to impeach Prince Harry for being a bad son and a terrible Prince. The decision was reportedly taken by Her Majesty, backed by Prince Charles. The Duke of Edinburgh was said to be so angry that he had to be restrai...
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Meghan Markle Back At Graft
Meghan Markle has finally returned to work, once more, after her period of maternity, having given birth to royal baby, Archie, in May. The Duchess of Sussex, looking stunning in clothes paid for by the taxpayer, posed for photos outside Buckingha...
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Prince Andrew Impassive Over Jeffrey Epstein Death
Prince Harry Says He'll Have Nanny Smack Archie's Bottom If He Does It Again
Prince Louis Learns To Speak With The Help Of Gordon Ramsay
Prince Philip Arrested Again
Prince Harry Dumped - Chelsy Can't Cop the Carrot Top
Trump: The NHS Is Safe
Benny 'has no idea' about his Thought for the Day
Prince Harry passes his brother in the corridor and doesn’t stop and shake hands, fuelling speculation that they don’t get on
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Fergie and Andy to Star in Revival of 'Grease'
Storm in a "royal teacup" as UK tearoom owner ejects non-royalists!
Buggy Rides in NYC Central Park May Continue
Wimbledon: Roger Federer v. Novak Djokovic Match To Be Attended By Pair Of Parasites
Tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles final between number seed, Roger Federer, and tournament favorite and number 1 seed, Novak Djokovic, is to have two special guests: the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Windsor, and her sister-in-law, the Duchess of Cambri...
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Prince Andrew blames his refusal to help US Attorney on “those pesky sweat glands”
Buckingham Palace was under the spotlight again today, as US Attorney, Geoffrey Berman, said at a news conference that the Prince had so far given "zero cooperation" with the Jeffrey Epstein sex crimes investigation. The Prince had previously promise...
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Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries
In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...
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Prince Andrew in new, one-armed bandit row
Prince Andrew has claimed that photos of him cuddling various women may have been doctored because, as far as he can remember, he lost an arm in the Falklands War. The Prince said that he leads a very busy life, and, therefore, cannot keep track o...
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Transit of Venus and CERN "Caused National Hysteria"
An elite team of Oxford and Cambridge scientists has come to a surprising conclusion about why the nation was grabbed by hysteria over the past few days: a combination of the transit of Venus and operations at CERN released a large number of the so-c...
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Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order
An Unexplained Wealth Order has been served on a 92-year-old matriarch who is at the head of an organised crime syndicate, according to a secret report seen by The Spoof's Crime Editor, Paxton Quigley. The gang's leader goes by the childhood nicknam...
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Prince William - The Duke Of Cambridge Analytica?
The Cambridge Analytica Scandal took a new twist today when the name of Prince William was linked with the data harvesting organisation, and its dirtydoings with Facebook. The Prince, for reasons best known to historians, is also known as the Duke...
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Kate Middleton Thinks Roger Federer Is A Bit Dishy
The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, has told close friends that she thinks tennis superstar and tomorrow's Wimbledon Men's Singles finalist, Roger Federer, is "a bit dishy". The Duchess will attend the Centre Court spectacular with her siste...
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Meghan And Harry's Baby, Archie, Says He Won't Attend Christening Service
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, have a problem: their son Archie has said he refuses to be christened with the name 'Archie', and will not attend his own christening later today. The royal couple had planned to ha...
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Fresh from the hunt Royal Glums celebrate Christmas wearing dead animals on their heads causing royal sycophants to show up at parties with half-eaten, left-over turkey and goose carcasses draped over their noggins
The hunt's over and done. The foxes have been skinned; the beavers stripped; the pheasants plucked. All's well with the Glum Family. Off with his head. Bring on the hats! In the Mine's Bigger Than Yours Parade, the Royal Glums stepped out on Chr...
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Royal Family Members Are Asked by "Certain High-Up Functionaries" If They Would Consider A Coup on the U.S. Executive Branch
Buckingham Palace In the interest of transparency, it was revealed {leaked} that a portion of the population (99.9%, i.e. everybody) in the U.S. would prefer having a member of the British Royal Family take over the Executive branch of the U.S. Gove...
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