Written by Bunsen Burner

Sunday, 18 October 2009

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"Can you sign for this your Majesty?"

Prince Edward has announced that he is to take on 30,000 before Christmas. The Royal male is feeling right up for it this year. He can't wait to empty their sacks. "I just want a special delivery. My box needs to be full" said his royal gayness.

The news that there will be a strike from a royal male had many people worried. Edward was quick to calm the nation. "No silly, it's not that kind of strike. Actually it will be more of a stroke, or a series of strokes, if you know what I mean."

Normally Edward takes on 15, 000 extra helpers at this time of year, but he is feeling especially horny. The extra staff will work round the clock to clear his backlog.

Edward intends to do his bit to keep the Royal Male in good hands. Not half.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Royalty




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