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Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Funny story: Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could. "President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he s...

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The Royal Scamly

In a weird show of complete “we’re still not getting this shit”, the Royal family have vowed to block any social media trolls, without realizing the delicious irony that they in fact have been trolling the country for years. Every time we at criti...

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Royal Family Members Are Asked by "Certain High-Up Functionaries" If They Would Consider A Coup on the U.S. Executive Branch

Funny story: Royal Family Members Are Asked by "Certain High-Up Functionaries" If They Would Consider A Coup on the U.S. Executive Branch

Buckingham Palace In the interest of transparency, it was revealed {leaked} that a portion of the population (99.9%, i.e. everybody) in the U.S. would prefer having a member of the British Royal Family take over the Executive branch of the U.S. Gove...

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The Prince and the Car Crash

The Crown Prosecution Service has decided not do the one thing that’s in their actual name: prosecute a member of the Crown. The CPS (Cowardly Ponce Service - see what we did there?) have admitted that the Duke of Edinburgh won’t be prosecuted over h...

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Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

Funny story: Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

In Royal news, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, is considering changing his vehicle, after spectacularly failing to realize that, at 97 years old, accidents are your own fault, not the car's. The accident-prone Duke was involved in a smash wi...

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Prince Philip Arrested Again

Funny story: Prince Philip Arrested Again

The troublesome Duke of Edinburgh has been arrested just two days after rolling his Land Rover in a Norfolk road accident - this time for not wearing a seat belt. Prince Philip, 97, was out gadding-about again after Thursday's smash, when he was s...

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Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex seen with his daughter

Year 2026 - Harry and his daughter attended The Nutcracker at the Royal Opera House, and he was spotted holding her hand. The Duke of Sussex and his daughter enjoyed the entertainment during a trip to the ballet. The royal pair greeted fans at...

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Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

A number of obscure and secretive positions are going vacant at Buckingham Palace, following the flight of European Union citizens and subsequent loss of cheap labour from the "United" Kingdom. Palace management has been forced to open up its recruit...

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Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

Funny story: Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

An Unexplained Wealth Order has been served on a 92-year-old matriarch who is at the head of an organised crime syndicate, according to a secret report seen by The Spoof's Crime Editor, Paxton Quigley. The gang's leader goes by the childhood nicknam...

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Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits

Funny story: Royal Family Breeding Like Rabbits

News has just reached us that yet another Royal baby has been conceived, and will be making an appearance sometime in the Spring. The exact date has not been announced, but, frankly, who cares? There was a time when a new addition to the royal fam...

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Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

Funny story: Queen's Witch Doctor Killed in Cycle Accident

A doctor to the Queen has been killed while cycling in London, having been fatally injured in a collision with a lorry in High Holborn. Dr Peter Fisher was a world expert in homeopathy and an esteemed member of the royal medical household, having...

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Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

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Royal Baby Is A Lizard

Funny story: Royal Baby Is A Lizard

The newborn son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is a lizard. That's the amazing claim that's been made by one-time Hereford United goalkeeper and BBC TV presenter David Icke, who went mad in the 1990s. Icke made his comment after the Duke...

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Prince William - The Duke Of Cambridge Analytica?

Funny story: Prince William - The Duke Of Cambridge Analytica?

The Cambridge Analytica Scandal took a new twist today when the name of Prince William was linked with the data harvesting organisation, and its dirtydoings with Facebook. The Prince, for reasons best known to historians, is also known as the Duke...

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Prince Charles to be Next Commonwealth Head and Change its Name to Royalwealth

Funny story: Prince Charles to be Next Commonwealth Head and Change its Name to Royalwealth

Diplomatic correspondent Paxton Quigley has learned that Commonwealth leaders have agreed the appointment of Prince Charles as the next head of the Commonwealth. In his inaugural speech as head, HRH Prince Charles immediately announced the name chang...

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Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Funny story: Her Majesty Mistakenly Locked in Men's Wimbledon Locker Room

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was found unharmed on Friday afternoon at the All-England Lawn & Tennis Club in London. Her discovery was preceded by a failed and unnerving thirty-five minute search of the Wimbledon tennis grounds by her security...

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Trump Outlines Reasons He Should Be King of the USA Instead of Just President

Funny story: Trump Outlines Reasons He Should Be King of the USA Instead of Just President

New York, NY In his latest press conference, Donald Trump outlined his plan to "Make America Great Again." It included plans to dismantle the U.S. government, including the Judicial, Executive, and Legislative Branches, and make him King. He explaine...

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Royal Family to Let Seven Door Knob Polishers Go

Funny story: Royal Family to Let Seven Door Knob Polishers Go

London, EN In yet another sign that things aren't what they used to be for the Royals, it was announced that at least seven door knob polishers, from five different palaces, were given the pink slip on Monday. In related news, the chimney sweeps...

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