Written by Monkey Woods

Monday, 15 October 2018

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Bunnies in the oven?

News has just reached us that yet another Royal baby has been conceived, and will be making an appearance sometime in the Spring. The exact date has not been announced, but, frankly, who cares?

There was a time when a new addition to the royal family was a rare and unexpected event, but, so frequent are these additions these days, it seems the royals are breeding like rabbits.

Prince Harry is the latest royal personage to let us all know his reproductive organs are in working order. Prince William has already left his mark on British monarchical history by adding to the population by three, and, you can bet a pound to a pinch of pigeon shit, it won't be long before that bint who got married last week will be telling us she's got a bun in the oven.

Can you wait?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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