Funny story - Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad

Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad

Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.

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Funny story - Ron Paul Joins Facebook, Rejects Friend Request from President Bush

Ron Paul Joins Facebook, Rejects Friend Request from President Bush

Ron Paul has set himself up to be the second U.S. President with a Facebook account. Of course the chances of him becoming the next President are about as good as President Bush's chances to serve another term, which seems about as likely as Bus...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!

Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!

3 Sep 07, HIGHLAND PARK, TX, USNA-- After winning the Texas GOP Straw Poll, presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul was widely criticized for nonchalantly permitting T...

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Funny story - Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...

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Funny story - Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there? 9:01 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week. 9:04 a.m. Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good. 9:07 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it. 9:11 a.m. Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...

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Funny story - Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

The current pontiff, thinking he has some PR problems, has, in an unprecedented move, changed his name to Ron Paul I. "It rhymes with John Paul, and he is a really neat guy who doesn't like the war in Iraq, and besides, he is a veteran who w...

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Funny story - Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment

Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment

In a stunning upset to Ron Paul supporters, the humorless town of Guilderland, NY announced today that it has abandoned the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in favor of their own "more socially acceptable and child-friendly" amendment. Th...

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Funny story - It's Official: Romney a Robot

It's Official: Romney a Robot

Sources within Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's campaign today acknowledged what most Americans have long believed: Romney is a robot. When asked to comment on the report at a Tallahassee, Florida, Jiffy Lube where his car was inex...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President

Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President

South Texas, yesterday-- Here's what's in the news. Ron Paul wants us to have lower taxes, less government, and Ron Paul gives us more protection for our borders. The most important thing about the straw poll is: it was a rehearsal vote, so R...

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Funny story - While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates

1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...

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Funny story - Illuminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available

Illuminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available

14 Sep 07, EVANSVILLE, IN, USNA-- Someone has been buying almost all the gold in the world in the past ten days, reports monetary architect Bernard von NutHaus of Liberty Services, suggesting that the next world crisis is imminent. Oddly, in the mids...

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Funny story - Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Crisis Fixed: Ron Paul Saves Day

Congressman Ron Paul singlehandedly resolved the global economic crisis Sunday morning. The former presidential candidate used a little-known clause in the Constitution to take over the government. "I had enough," said Dr. Paul. "Those idiots have...

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Funny story - Ron Paul finds lost Blanket. Calls off election bid.

Ron Paul finds lost Blanket. Calls off election bid.

Ron Paul announced to day that he is no longer seeking to be President of the United States of America.

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Funny story - Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

"Who the hell does he think he is, Bill Clinton?" This, Mrs. Clinton's angry response to hearing Ron Paul's one day fundraising amount on his website creations.

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Funny story - Huckabee Outed as Attack Chihuahua, Duels Ron Paul

Huckabee Outed as Attack Chihuahua, Duels Ron Paul

6 Sep 07, DURHAM, NH, USNA-- At last night's CBC Republicacrat debate, Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee carried out the mission entrusted to him by CFR Straw Poll delegates this weekend. Huckabee ordered all Republicacrats to vote for President-El...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Tea Party completely bombs

Ron Paul Tea Party completely bombs

In what was predicted to be a historical day in politics, December 16, 2007, the so-called Ron Paul Tea Party Money Bomb has, well, bombed.

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Funny story - Prince Charles Endorses Ron Paul!

Prince Charles Endorses Ron Paul!

Prince Charles today shocked the British public by endorsing a U.S. Presidential candidate and pledging several lesser known pieces of the Royal Crown Jewels to be auctioned as a fundraiser for American Ron Paul.

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Funny story - The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President

The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President

Congressman Ron Paul of Texas was recently asked how he felt running in the GOP presidential race for the highest office in the land. The spry 76-year-old smiled and remarked that he felt as happy as a woodpecker in a Popsicle stick factory. The veteran politician from Texas is no stranger to the harsh world of political mudslinging. Earlier this year when Michele Bachmann stated that he...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate

Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate

BILLINGSGATE POST - During Thursday's GOP debate millions of viewers were wondering why Congressman Ron Paul's answers were so incoherent. Inexplicably, the usually laconic Texas Congressman began to babble like a demented chipmunk when asked if he...

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