Ron Paul Wins Maine
Ron Paul, the outsider Republican presidential candidate, stunned the political world with a victory in the state of Maine. While Mitt Romney recorded 52% of the vote to Paul's 19%, quirks in the Maine process led to Paul winning 40% of the state...
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While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
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Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!
3 Sep 07, HIGHLAND PARK, TX, USNA-- After winning the Texas GOP Straw Poll, presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul was widely criticized for nonchalantly permitting T...
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Catholic bishops of England and Wales demanded human rights for "interspecies embryos"
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - It appears that having a mouse with human brain cells take over for President Bush has had some repercussions. President Fievel's first act as president was to get on the hot-line and call the Pope, demanding...
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Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep
01 Oct 07, ANDERSON, SC, CSA-- In a whirlwind coup, South Carolina today ratified its secession from the United States (which occurred in 1860) and transferred its governmental powers to the Confederate States of America. Though the CSA had failed to...
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Clinton Elected at CFR Straw Poll; Ron Paul Shrugs
3 Sep 07 DAVOS, SWITZERLAND, EU-- After a cordial weekend of debates, The Spoof can reveal results from the quiet straw poll held this weekend by the Council on Foreign Relations (tip of the hat to anonymous delegate from Transylvania). In related ne...
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Ron Paul Supporters Storm White House!
Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana
Rudy Giuliani Refuses to Read Ron Paul Books
Fox News commits Mitt Romney's Douglas Maher after Debate
Fox Ousts Ron Paul for Being a Real Republican
Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition
Ron Paul Quits
Ron Paul Arrested Outside Of Ross Perot's Home For Stalking
The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President
Little Boys recruiting donors for Rudy Giuliani Campaign
Ron Paul Grills Bernanke; Bush Says to be Fed is a Fine Job
Ron Paul Hired by the Democratic Party
Ron Paul and the Pied Piper Scandal
Presidential candidate Ron Paul was stung yesterday after rivals exposed his use of a performance enhancing character. So far the Ron Paul campaign has had no comment on the allegations that it employed the legendary Pied Piper to dr...
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Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon
AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...
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Saul Anuzis Withdraws Petition to Boot Ron Paul from Debates
ANN ARBOR (AP) - Michigan Republican National Committee Chairman Saul Anuzis has reacted to public outrage and withdrawn his petition to kick Congressman Ron Paul out of the Republican presidential debates. He issued the following statement:...
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Ron Paul Tired Of Just Being An Internet Sensation, Withdraws Candidacy
Internet phenom and presidential candidate Ron Paul has decided to withdraw his candidacy after continuing to be ignored by people in real life. At a recent campaign stop in upstate New York, Paul was greeted by only 4 supporters; they also happened...
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Ron Paul Stumps for St. Pauli Girl
Crown Imports LLC reported in a press release today that it has signed an agreement with Republican Ron Paul. Paul will become the company spokesman for its St. Pauli Girl line of beers.
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Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul
17 Sep 87, PHILADELPHIA, PA, UK-- A ragtag think-tank of paramilitary extremists, mostly libertarians and palaeoconservatives, released a rambling policy document today that they call the "Constitution for the United States of America". Kin...
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Ron Paul Campaign Resorts to Cloning for Fund Raising Boost
It is a well known fact that all Ron Paul supporters are a bunch of fanatical web programmers that spend their entire natural lives creating bots to spam online polls. Ron Paul ever the opportunist has decided that he can use this tactic in his fund...
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All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection
Today, in a surprise move, President Bush signed an order authorizing all remaining presidential candidates to begin receiving Secret Service Protection. All candidates, except for Ron Paul, will begin to receive the protection immediately.
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Republican Hopefuls Stand By Bush, Invoke Actor... Except Ron Paul
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican hopefuls say they stand by President George W. Bush and his failed policies and plan to continue them like any good Nazi Republican should. Arizona Sen. John McCain, Former New York City mayor Rud...
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Saul Anuzis Withdraws Petition to Boot Ron Paul from Debates
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Poll: Ron Paul Gains Lead, 'Captain 9/11' in 4th
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Catholic bishops of England and Wales demanded human rights for "interspecies embryos"
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Ron Paul Campaign Resorts to Cloning for Fund Raising Boost
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Ron Paul and the Pied Piper Scandal
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Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon
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While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
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Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!
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Ron Paul Tired Of Just Being An Internet Sensation, Withdraws Candidacy
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Ron Paul Stumps for St. Pauli Girl
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Republican Hopefuls Stand By Bush, Invoke Actor... Except Ron Paul
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New York Times Endorses Ron Paul
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Clinton Elected at CFR Straw Poll; Ron Paul Shrugs
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Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul
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Ron Paul Posse Throws Rompson Overboard on Guilty Verdict
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Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep
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Exhausted Ron Paul Campaign Spammer Found Sleeping on the Job
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Ron Paul Tea Party completely bombs
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All Candidates Except Ron Paul Get Secret Service Protection
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Ron Paul Wins Maine
