Barack Obama to Wed Chelsea Clinton; Hillary Not Mad
Barack Obama will wed Chelsea Clinton this fall, according to a formal statement issued by David Plouffe, Obama's campaign manager. The Washington press corps was all abuzz this week with rumors about the surprising romantic pairing.
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Ron Paul Joins Facebook, Rejects Friend Request from President Bush
Ron Paul has set himself up to be the second U.S. President with a Facebook account. Of course the chances of him becoming the next President are about as good as President Bush's chances to serve another term, which seems about as likely as Bus...
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Ron Paul Bigger Than Texas!
3 Sep 07, HIGHLAND PARK, TX, USNA-- After winning the Texas GOP Straw Poll, presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul was widely criticized for nonchalantly permitting T...
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Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall
30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...
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Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there? 9:01 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week. 9:04 a.m. Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good. 9:07 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it. 9:11 a.m. Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
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Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate
The current pontiff, thinking he has some PR problems, has, in an unprecedented move, changed his name to Ron Paul I. "It rhymes with John Paul, and he is a really neat guy who doesn't like the war in Iraq, and besides, he is a veteran who w...
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Spambots Spam Ron Paul with Money
Ron Paul delivers twin babies before a stump speech
Ron Paul In Serious Condition After Hoop Snake Bite!
US Dollar Rises as FBI Confiscates Gold
Philsbury Doughboy endorses Ron Paul
Ron Paul Libertarians Endangered!
North Dakota Man couldn't care less about Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears or Ron Paul
Giuliani Attacks Ron Paul
Paul Ryan Speaks Out About Gay Marriage
Ron Paul and the Pied Piper Scandal
Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson
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Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment
In a stunning upset to Ron Paul supporters, the humorless town of Guilderland, NY announced today that it has abandoned the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in favor of their own "more socially acceptable and child-friendly" amendment. Th...
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It's Official: Romney a Robot
Sources within Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's campaign today acknowledged what most Americans have long believed: Romney is a robot. When asked to comment on the report at a Tallahassee, Florida, Jiffy Lube where his car was inex...
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Ron Paul Is Supposed To Be President
South Texas, yesterday-- Here's what's in the news. Ron Paul wants us to have lower taxes, less government, and Ron Paul gives us more protection for our borders. The most important thing about the straw poll is: it was a rehearsal vote, so R...
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While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
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Illuminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available
14 Sep 07, EVANSVILLE, IN, USNA-- Someone has been buying almost all the gold in the world in the past ten days, reports monetary architect Bernard von NutHaus of Liberty Services, suggesting that the next world crisis is imminent. Oddly, in the mids...
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Huckabee Outed as Attack Chihuahua, Duels Ron Paul
6 Sep 07, DURHAM, NH, USNA-- At last night's CBC Republicacrat debate, Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee carried out the mission entrusted to him by CFR Straw Poll delegates this weekend. Huckabee ordered all Republicacrats to vote for President-El...
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The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President
Congressman Ron Paul of Texas was recently asked how he felt running in the GOP presidential race for the highest office in the land. The spry 76-year-old smiled and remarked that he felt as happy as a woodpecker in a Popsicle stick factory. The veteran politician from Texas is no stranger to the harsh world of political mudslinging. Earlier this year when Michele Bachmann stated that he...
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Ron Paul Accuses Gingrich Of Squeezing Off A Battery Of Popcorn Farts During Debate
BILLINGSGATE POST - During Thursday's GOP debate millions of viewers were wondering why Congressman Ron Paul's answers were so incoherent. Inexplicably, the usually laconic Texas Congressman began to babble like a demented chipmunk when asked if he...
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Obama & Clinton Armwrestle for Global Warming
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Flagging Neo-con Presidential candidates court untapped voting pool: The Undead!
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Ron Paul 3Q Fundraising Drive Goes Nuts
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Clinton Whitemails Obama; Power-Sharing Agreement Revealed!
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UFO Mind Control by Billy Bob
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