Funny story - Ron Paul, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in wild sex romp

Ron Paul, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in wild sex romp

Satire writer Nick Fun expressed regret at writing this derogatory headline about Ron Paul today at a press conference in his office just north of Los Angeles.

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Funny story - Flush Dimbulb: 'Ron Paul's An Idiot'

Flush Dimbulb: 'Ron Paul's An Idiot'

NEW YORK - Presidential hopeful, Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX), was called "an idiot" by Flush Dimbulb on his daily 'Excellence In Blabbermouthing' radio networks, 'The Flush Dimbuld Show.'...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Solves Jobs Crisis: 4-Day Work-Week!

Ron Paul Solves Jobs Crisis: 4-Day Work-Week!

In a flash of insight he calls divine inspiration, presidential hopeful Ron Paul singlehandedly discovered the solution to the nation's current job crisis: scaling down the work-week from five days to four. "It's so obvious!" exclaimed Paul to joy...

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Funny story - Neocons Can't Count Past 600

Neocons Can't Count Past 600

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - Yesterday, Ron Paul had over 1000 supporters show up for his gathering in Iowa. It was reported that "over 600" people attended the gathering. This was because the reporter was a Neocon Nazi Republican and ev...

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Funny story - Time Traveler posts Ron Paul video on youtube

Time Traveler posts Ron Paul video on youtube

A time traveler who is a Ron Paul supporter has posted a video on youtube showing election night 2008. The video clearly shows CNN making the announcement that Ron Paul is the winner of the 2008 Presidential election.

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Funny story - Ron Paul Receives More Political Endorsements

Ron Paul Receives More Political Endorsements

Republican Candidate for the U.S. Presidency Ron Paul received several more endorsements today from various political and non political groups. Paul is running on the Republican ticket and is currently a member of the House of Representatives in his...

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Funny story - GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

GM Abandons Manual Transmissions After Freak Accident

General Motors stepped back today from its shift to stickshifts after a freak accident occurred yesterday involving Ron Paul, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The development comes four weeks after a previous announcement that

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Funny story - Shapeshifting Ron Paul supporter spams online rally

Shapeshifting Ron Paul supporter spams online rally

ICUP - It has long been known that Ron Paul, doomed Republican presidential wannabe, has employed a single lone basement-dweller to promote his campaign online by "spamming" just about every online poll as well as many Web 2.1.4 (beta) site...

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Funny story - New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

New York Times Endorses Ron Paul

In a surprise move today, the New York Times endorsed Republican candidate Ron Paul for the 2008 presidential election.

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Funny story - TheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!

TheSpoof.com Writer Ethan Leaves to Become Speech Writer for Ron Paul!

Former writer for TheSpoof.com, known only as "Ethan" has left to become Ron Paul's speech writer. His first assignment was used today in a policy speech on terrorism by Paul on the campaign trail in Davenport Iowa.

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Funny story - Ron Paul with hypocrisy

Ron Paul with hypocrisy

DARK SIDE OF THE MOON - The presidential candidate who goes by the name of Ron Paul, Ronny Paul, Robert Paul, David Paxton, Edwardo Sanchez and/or Dr. Pepper, today admitted he kept a $500 dollar check sent to him by a men's rights advocate. Aske...

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Funny story - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton Have Foursome

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.

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Funny story - Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends

Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends

Today, Ron Paul held a press conference in his underground bunker to discuss his plans for the country. One reporter attended, providing The Spoof with this exclusive story.

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Funny story - John Kerry a Casualty of Britney Spears Taser Accident

John Kerry a Casualty of Britney Spears Taser Accident

18 Sep 07, GAINESVILLE, FL, USNA-- Senator and presidential candidate John Fitzgerald Heinz-Kerry, Demon from Taxachusetts, was critically wounded during a University of Florida debate last afternoon, at which Britney Spears, in part-time employment...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.

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Funny story - Trevor Lyman Plans Money Bomb "for" Hillary Clinton

Trevor Lyman Plans Money Bomb "for" Hillary Clinton

Ron Paul fundraiser Trevor Lyman is planning a new money bomb, but this time it's for Hillary Clinton - with a twist. In the past two months Lyman has raised over $10 million for Republican candidate Ron Paul, through two special events on Novemb...

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Funny story - Ron Paul Promises to Remove the 'No' Symbol from the Constitution

Ron Paul Promises to Remove the 'No' Symbol from the Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Republic of Texas - Republican Ron Paul promises that, if elected, he will remove the "No" symbol from the Constitution that President Bush had placed there.

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Funny story - Ron Paul Marches On

Ron Paul Marches On

Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul vowed to continue his eclectic campaign after getting drubbed on Super Tuesday. Paul has managed to grab a stranglehold on fourth place in the delegate count in this 4-way race. CNN projects...

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Funny story - The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President

The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President

Congressman Ron Paul of Texas was recently asked how he felt running in the GOP presidential race for the highest office in the land. The spry 76-year-old smiled and remarked that he felt as happy as a woodpecker in a Popsicle stick factory. The veteran politician from Texas is no stranger to the harsh world of political mudslinging. Earlier this year when Michele Bachmann stated that he...

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Funny story - Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President

Immediately following the violence at the Straw Poll for the Republican Party in Fort Worth Texas campaign advisors for Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and Fred Thompson gathered to discuss how to deal with the BlowBack generated by the YouTube Video p...

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