Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul
17 Sep 87, PHILADELPHIA, PA, UK-- A ragtag think-tank of paramilitary extremists, mostly libertarians and palaeoconservatives, released a rambling policy document today that they call the "Constitution for the United States of America". Kin...
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While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
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Illuminati Hoarding Gold Prior to 9/11; Ron Paul Commemoratives Still Available
14 Sep 07, EVANSVILLE, IN, USNA-- Someone has been buying almost all the gold in the world in the past ten days, reports monetary architect Bernard von NutHaus of Liberty Services, suggesting that the next world crisis is imminent. Oddly, in the mids...
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Bill O'Really, Drowned in Ron Paul Mail, Debuts Ombudsbabe
14 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Talking head Bill O'Really, host of "The Spin Zone" on CBC's Faux News network, was drowned this week in thousands of letters from Ron Paul supporters. Admitting for the first time in 11 years th...
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Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there? 9:01 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week. 9:04 a.m. Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good. 9:07 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it. 9:11 a.m. Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
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Richardson, McCain Win UFO Straw Polls; Ron Paul, Kucinich Second
19 Sep 07, WASHINGTON, DC, USNA-- The Paradigm Research Group announced results of its "UFO Straw Poll", open only to extraterrestrials, at the National Press Club Monday. Group members also lobbied to end the CIA's "truth embargo&...
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Campaign Song for Ron Paul
Bush and Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President
With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote
Ron Paul Quits
Rudy Giuliani Threatens to Whack Ron Paul
Rudy Giuliani Refuses to Read Ron Paul Books
Ron Paul nominated to become Vice President
Ron Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan
Ron Paul and Jamie Spears to Guest Star With Miley Cyrus on Hannah Montana
Carolina Finalizes Secession; CSA Elects Ron Paul 2nd President, Ray McKinney Veep
Apple Announces New iPod - Ron Paul Edition
Guiliani calls Ron Paul a "Jerkface"
The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President
Congressman Ron Paul of Texas was recently asked how he felt running in the GOP presidential race for the highest office in the land. The spry 76-year-old smiled and remarked that he felt as happy as a woodpecker in a Popsicle stick factory. The veteran politician from Texas is no stranger to the harsh world of political mudslinging. Earlier this year when Michele Bachmann stated that he...
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Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!
DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.
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Vanessa Hudgens New Spokesmodel for "Strippers for Ron Paul"
05 Oct 07, LOS ANGELES, CA, USNA-- Political action committee Strippers for Ron Paul debuted actress Vanessa Anne Hudgens as their new official spokesmodel at a press-flesh conference yesterday. Hudgens spoke passionately but eloquently about Constit...
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Ron Paul Beamed Up! Kirk and Spock to Question
USA TWODAYS - This article begins special coverage we were afforded by Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. We were beamed up prior to the beaming up of Presidential candidate Ron Paul, so that we might record the interection for USA TWODAYS.
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Ron Paul Crosses the Balloon Line at the Debate
1:00 a.m., in Ft. Lauderdale-- At the River House, Ron Paul was passing out candy before the debate and had a juice bar, and then everyone got ready for the debate. Then Ron Paul crossed the balloon line at the debate, it was red, white, and blue. And the party was at the next place by where Ron Paul was first meeting. The party was by the River House. Ron Paul saw a Ron Paul sign behind...
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Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall
30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...
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Ron Paul Signs Emancipation Proclamation, Freeing Tax Slaves!
03 Oct 07, WASHINGTON, DC, CSA-- President Ron Paul announced the emancipation of all tax slaves within regions where the Union government remains in rebellion against the People of the States today. This daring frontal manoeuvre against the Union ef...
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Political Facebook - Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Ron Paul: Hi Michele, the guys sure do miss your pretty smiling face at our GOP debates. I just thought I'd say hi and ask if you have forgiven me for saying that your stupid hairdo looks fake. 4:27 p.m. Michele Bachmann: Hi Ronnie, no I have not and I thought that I asked you to stop making entries into my Facebook account. I am still mad about the remark where you said...
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Shapeshifting Ron Paul supporter spams online rally
ICUP - It has long been known that Ron Paul, doomed Republican presidential wannabe, has employed a single lone basement-dweller to promote his campaign online by "spamming" just about every online poll as well as many Web 2.1.4 (beta) site...
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Media, Candidates Conspire to Elect Ron Paul
Things are not always what they seem. Witness the strategic moves made by the media, campaign staffs and other political hacks in an attempt to position their candidates in the most positive light. Dig a little further and you will see an almost world-wide conspiracy to assure the election of Dr. Ron Paul as the next President of the United States.
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Bush trades Statue of Liberty to EU; Ron Paul to Canada
The Statue of Liberty was traded to the European Union yesterday. In return the US will receive a number of minor league European relics, including antiquities from Greece and the Auschwitz museum. As part of the deal, Ron Paul will...
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