Written by Felix Minderbinder

Monday, 8 October 2007

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The antiwar hero

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -The antiwar message of Ron Paul is breaking out into the mainstream with massive popularity and multimillion dollar contributions, thereby raising the ire of his warmongering opponents.

Ron Paul asks America to return to the ideals of the US Constitution, as he criticizes the corrupt foreign policy of Zionist George Bush.

Paul's anti-interventionist message is resonating as his fundraising skyrockets among traditional GOP and all sane Americans.

The warmongering land thieves of AIPAC are gnashing their teeth at the burgeoning Paul campaign, as they wonder why this man cannot be bought like all the other leading presidential candidates.

Commentators are baffled, wondering how it possibly could have happened that a presidential candidate could resist the powerful Israel, oil and military lobbies.

Yet Americans are aware of the mess that George Bush has created: illegal blood-for-oil wars costing trillions, rampant inflation, a housing disaster, sky-high oil prices, a police state, a government run by Zionist crooks which steal billions from the US budget in order to steal ever more Palestinian land.

Americans know that Ron Paul can reverse all that.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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Topics: Ron Paul




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