Saul Anuzis Withdraws Petition to Boot Ron Paul from Debates

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Sunday, 20 May 2007

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Not an AIPAC stooge

ANN ARBOR (AP) - Michigan Republican National Committee Chairman Saul Anuzis has reacted to public outrage and withdrawn his petition to kick Congressman Ron Paul out of the Republican presidential debates. He issued the following statement:

"After consulting with my fellow RNC members who pressured me to withdraw my petition aimed solely at removing Congressman Paul from the Republican presidential debates, I have done so since the public outrage was such that I feared a lynching," he said.

"I initiated the petition because I am a Zionist thug and I am also in the pocket of AIPAC, just like Mayor Giuliani and most other loud-mouthed Republicans in the Zionist Occupied US Government and Congress," Anuzis continued. "As such we are traitors to America and we should all leave the US and head for Israel."

"We see Ron Paul as a threat because he is not in AIPAC's pocket, and he advocates democracy and he has also always opposed the illegal, corrupt and immoral Iraq war. He even opposes a war against Iran! He also doesn't like the way that Israel continues to steal Palestinian land and murder Arabs! Israel was founded to steal Palestinian land! Can you believe it?"

"An open mind like Ron Paul's could also expose the fact that 9-11 was actually a 'false flag' operation staged by Mossad and the CIA, which the Bush Administration and Giuliani are well aware of."

"Yet I continue to advocate that we should censure, restrict and deny the right to Free Speech to Ron Paul," Anuzis said.

"Congressman Paul's controversial statements about the United State and who's to blame for 9-11, combined with the splendid reaction of Mayor Giuliani and then my own heated reaction, stole the spotlight from the bigger point I really wanted to make and still think is important - continuing these 'debates' as they are currently structured is not to our benefit, nor to our candidates, not to our party, nor to the country."

"Fox and CNN continue to do an excellent job in censoring Ron Paul since they are controlled by Israeli interests," he added.

"Thus I still want Ron Paul kicked out of the debates since he is a true American patriot and the only hope for the Republican Party. The American public know this. Paul is simply not one of the many Zionist traitors like myself, Giuliani, and the Bush Administration puppets," Anuzis concluded.

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