Saul Anuzis, RNC, and Corrupt Bastards Afraid of Cal-el

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 19 May 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Cal-el tried to contact Saul Anuzis about his petition for keeping Ron Paul out of the Republican debates.

In his letter, Cal-el wrote,

    Dear Mr. Anuzis,

    I want to compliment you on standing up for your beliefs and doing what you think is right by setting up a petition to remove Ron Paul from the debates. It was a brilliant strategy on your part. Remove any real Republican from the race. After all, he doesn't support modern Republican values. He probably has no idea who Adolph Hitler is, and doesn't understand that new Republicans are for expanded government, removing the rights of The People, and bringing about Nazi order to America. I have no idea what Ron Paul is thinking. He's obviously not with the times. How dare he stand up for the American people and the Constitution when President Bush has tried so hard to make it null and void? Why, I'll bet he doesn't even make $100,000.00 a year. How can he be called a true Nazi Republican? Oh, it was very smart of you to remove the contact list from your website.

    Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

    Cal Jennings

Cal-el later received this message in his e-mail:

    Hi. This is the qmail-send program at
    I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
    This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

    <>: does not like recipient.
    Remote host said: 550 5.1.1 <> User unknown; rejecting
    Giving up on

All attempts to contact the RNC on the Internet were blocked. It appears that the esteemed Senator fears receiving e-mail from Cal-el, knowing his prowess at the keyboard and the power of The Spoof. Writers at have outed many schemes by dishonest representatives, both Republican and Democrat. Politicians SHUDDER when someone mentions

With writers such as Cal-el, Jalepenoman, Gnarly Eric, queen mudder, and Moose&Squirrel shining light where darkness falls, no evil or injustice can go unnoticed (or unspoofed). We have the Corrupt Bastards Club on the run! As a matter of fact, we have ALL the Corrupt Bastards on the run!

Where there be evil, their lights will shine. Where there be injustice, their folly will be revealed. is considering changing its name to The New Justice League. Stay tuned to, same bat-time, same bat-channel.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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