Ron Paul is Top GOP Candidate and Headed for Nomination: Fox, CNN

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Friday, 19 October 2007

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WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican Presidential candidate Ron Paul is now the top candidate running for president and is headed for the GOP nomination, both CNN and Fox have finally admitted.

Fox now knows it, CNN now knows it, Ron Paul knows it, and GOP voters most certainly know it.

Ron Paul himself has acknowledged his media breakthrough in a recent message to supporters: "The blackout is ending; our campaign is starting to get mainstream media attention, thanks to growing donations and volunteers."

"All over America, our support is wide and deep and growing, and young people are joining like never before," he added.

Ron Paul has consistently drawn crowds all across the USA that dwarf his opponents, while he continuously outpolls them in debates and straw polls.

This is despite the media blackout Paul has recently shrugged off, showing that his antiwar, small government, sound money and pro-freedom message is resonating throughout the land.

Paul continued, "After all the aggressive wars, the assaults on our privacy and civil liberties, the oppressive taxation, and the crazed spending and deficits, I believe that many Republican voters are ready to return to our roots. And the big boys feel it too. It is no coincidence that the Republican National Committee invited me to a fundraising dinner involving only top-tier candidates."

He reported that at the RNC dinner, "They cheered all our ideas, but especially our opposition to the Federal Reserve, and our support for real money of gold and silver, as the Constitution mandates, instead of prosperity-wrecking fiat money. American politics hasn't seen anything like this in many decades. It is truly revolutionary".

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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