Funny story - Is Sports News?

Is Sports News?

I’ve asked this question before. My answer is no. Cockfighting. Is that news? Well, if it’s illegal, then sure. We could make drive-by shooting an Olympic sport and people would tune in. That’s called spectacle, like seeing a car crash, doesn’t m…

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Funny story - Welsh Nationalists' outrage at German sheep-shagging prosecution

Welsh Nationalists' outrage at German sheep-shagging prosecution

Port Talbot - (ReUterus): Plaid Cymru offcials are up in arms over German prosecutors charging a 44 year old Turkish national with animal cruelty after her was caught on video shagging a flock of sheep in the Wiesbaden area.

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Funny story - Olympic Games Results and News Day 2

Olympic Games Results and News Day 2

Day 2 of the games and all the fun of the fair brought to you by Ken Taki Friedchickenous.

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Funny story - IOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics

IOC Introduces NASCAR to the Olympics

Aug. 2004, Dover Downs, DE, The International Olympic Committee (IOC) today announced that NASCAR Racing would be added to the summer Olympics in 2008. The Committee members left the Hotel Athens after a marathon session where the issue of N...

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Funny story - Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

More and more often, host cities choose Olympic architecture designed to have a second life. The Rio 2016 Olympics featured two great examples. The modularly built handball arena now supplies the building materials for 4 separate urban schools. The 2...

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Funny story - British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

Britain's failure to achieve consistent international sporting success may be transformed into victory by 2012, the Ministry of Sport announced today.

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Funny story - Elmer Smuckmeister Wins Olympic Cow Pie Throwing Gold Medal

Elmer Smuckmeister Wins Olympic Cow Pie Throwing Gold Medal

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Joe Cocolochek won the shot put gold medal in the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, Germany, has anyone from Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, won an Olympic medal. Although overshadowed by Jesse Owens, who won gold medals in t…

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Funny story - Tokyo's Olympic Sex Doll Mascots Are Very Deflated

Tokyo's Olympic Sex Doll Mascots Are Very Deflated

Tokyo, Japan - The 14-foot-tall Olympic sex doll mascots, Kinki and Minki, are very depressed about the Games being cancelled this summer, and moved back to 2021. "They won't even wear their volleyball bikinis!" explained Titzi Wowi, the mascots'…

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Funny story - NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC Makes Decision to Broadcast Olympic Games in Athens Instead of Special Olympics in Atlanta

NBC STUDIOS-- In front of a packed conference room and live television cameras NBC Studios announced that they had no other choice but to broadcast the Olympic Games in Athens opposed to the Special Olympic Games in Atlanta this year.

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Funny story - Referee Beaten To Death In Special Olympics Blind Boxing Fiasco

Referee Beaten To Death In Special Olympics Blind Boxing Fiasco

HAMBURG, GERMANY --- The sporting world was in shock today after one of the best loved amateur boxing referees was killed after a pummelling from a Special Olympian blind boxer, who had mistakenly thought the referee was his opponent during a first r...

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Funny story - Greek Tragedy: Phelps Drowns

Greek Tragedy: Phelps Drowns

Athens, Greece - Tragedy struck the Olympics Friday when the American swimming sensation, Michael Phelps, drowned in the middle of the 100m butterfly.

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Funny story - Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

WARSAW, Poland - The distance from Warsaw, Poland to Sochi, Russia is 1,299 miles. Two Polish women identified as Madga Krakzyn, 43, and Filomena Ripolski, 41, decided to walk the entire distance from their homes in Warsaw to the Sochi Olympics.

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Funny story - Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Brits are renowned for their eccentric pastimes, and now one particular event has caught the minds of Olympians, Cheese Rolling! Normally, practiced on a small hill somewhere in Gloucester, and enjoyed by thousands of Nutters watching the spectacl...

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Funny story - Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics

Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics

In a desperate attempt to impress his new subjects, North Korea's Kim Jong-Un has broadcast the London Olympics to his nation six months early. The Great Successor himself took part in many events, and unsurprisingly, he showed the same amazing sport...

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Funny story - Local Man's Attempt To Watch Every Single Hour, Minute And Second Of Olympics So Far A Success

Local Man's Attempt To Watch Every Single Hour, Minute And Second Of Olympics So Far A Success

PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- It seemed fairly easy for Nolan Walters in the beginning. He would place seven different T.V.s in his livingroom. One for every single station that NBC Studios owned: NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, USA Networks, Bravo, the Spanish Stat...

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Funny story - England Wanker Team wins Gold at Wanker Olympics!

England Wanker Team wins Gold at Wanker Olympics!

England continue to achieve great success as a bunch of 'Wankers' after successfully leaving the EU as renowned 'Tossers!' They now have won a gold medal at the alternative Olympics held in 'Willy Wanker Land' better known as Vatican City! Several…

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Funny story - Tokyo Unveils 2020 Olympic Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo Unveils 2020 Olympic Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo, Japan - In a move that greatly saddened Hello Kitty lovers across Japan, the Tokyo Olympic committee announced Friday that they have decided to go with two inflatable sex dolls, as the mascots for the 2020 Summer Games. Head of the Games co...

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Funny story - Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Reflecting the increasingly sedentary habits of human beings, the International Olympic Committee is adding some controversial events to the Olympic games. 12 ounce curls and hot dog eating are just two of the new events the IOC is adding to the game...

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Funny story - North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team

North Korea’s Olympic Basketball Team Coached By Dennis Rodman Wallops The Russian Team

TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…

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Funny story - New Olympic Sports Announced--Quidditch is Not on the List But Drone Flying Is

New Olympic Sports Announced--Quidditch is Not on the List But Drone Flying Is

Geneva, Switzerland The International Olympic Committee announced the result of weeks of meetings-the new events that will be in the Olympics from now on. In the Summer Olympics, the Tug of War, which used to be in the Olympics during the 1900s t...

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