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British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

Funny story: British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

Britain's failure to achieve consistent international sporting success may be transformed into victory by 2012, the Ministry of Sport announced today.

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'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

Funny story: 'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!

Sources have revealed that Blur have chosen to revamp the 1981 comedy hit 'Shaddap You Face' by Joe Dolce for the official theme of the London 2012 Olympics. Damon Allbran, a long time devotee of Dolce, is known to have wanted to cover the sidespl...

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Lithuanian white water rafter to cross Atlantic on prize-winning sex doll!

Funny story: Lithuanian white water rafter to cross Atlantic on prize-winning sex doll!

Vilnius - "So long as sharks don't bite off the nipples from my prizewinning doll Vaida I'm confident of breaking the world record!" Liudas Pestininkas told reporters this weekend. The champion of the National Men's Day water race - where contende...

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The Beginner's Guide Part 5: Ten Things To Know About Sport

Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 5: Ten Things To Know About Sport

Sport. To some a pastime, to others a way to unwind from the stresses of the day. And to other others it's a job. Others still find sport a thing that 'other people do'! But whatever it is, it's sport! A competitive, energy depleting activity, designed to get you fit, sweaty and worked up! Here we delve in to ten things you need to know about all types of sport, so jog on... 1. R...

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Russia's President Putin Now Says He Will Allow Gays At The Olympics But Only If They Don't Act Gay

Funny story: Russia's President Putin Now Says He Will Allow Gays At The Olympics But Only If They Don't Act Gay

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, has announced that President Vladimir Putin has relaxed his stand on gays at the Sochi Winter Olympics. President Putin at first had said that gays would be banned from the Olympics, but now he ha...

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British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them

Funny story: British decide to stop moaning about the Olympics after Mitt Romney criticizes them

The British people had a dramatic change of heart last night and suddenly got behind the Olympic Games being hosted in the East of London. The incredible u-turn came after American Presidential candidate Mitt Romney questioned whether Britain was...

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ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

Funny story: ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

Chairman Luger Spence today announced a new entry in the field of 2024 Olympic hosts adding that "if Isis can pull this off, it would be hard to make any other choice." The announcement was made by a very distressed looking Mr. Spence at an unnam...

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Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

Funny story: Bob Costas Apologizes To The Russian People For His Insensitive Vodka Remark

SOCHI, Russia - NBC sportscaster Bob Costas has apologized to the people of Russia for his insensitive remark regarding vodka during a report on The Sochi Winter Olympics. Costas was talking about the different flags of the various countries repre...

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