Funny story: No International Olympic Torch Relay in 2012

No International Olympic Torch Relay in 2012

International torch relays have been scrapped for future Olympics, says the olympic committee. Problems with protestors and heavy-handed policing of the relay preceding the last Olympics have been given as the reasons. However, the committee has...

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Funny story: ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

Chairman Luger Spence today announced a new entry in the field of 2024 Olympic hosts adding that "if Isis can pull this off, it would be hard to make any other choice." The announcement was made by a very distressed looking Mr. Spence at an unnam...

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Funny story: Mission accomplished: Doping completely eradicated - IAAF and IOC "thrilled to bits"

Mission accomplished: Doping completely eradicated - IAAF and IOC "thrilled to bits"

"Wonderful news, don't you think?" said a beaming Sebastian Coe, head of the IAAF, at a press conference in London yesterday. Sitting alongside Thomas Bach, President of the International Olympic Committee, Coe could hardly conceal his joy. "We've tr...

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Funny story: Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

More and more often, host cities choose Olympic architecture designed to have a second life. The Rio 2016 Olympics featured two great examples. The modularly built handball arena now supplies the building materials for 4 separate urban schools. The 2...

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Funny story: Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Thumb Wrestling, 12 Ounce Curls, And Hot Dog Eating To Become Olympic Sports

Reflecting the increasingly sedentary habits of human beings, the International Olympic Committee is adding some controversial events to the Olympic games. 12 ounce curls and hot dog eating are just two of the new events the IOC is adding to the game...

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Funny story: Shooting American GIs to be a new Olympic sport

Shooting American GIs to be a new Olympic sport

IOC chairman Sir Franco Nazti today announced that shooting American GIs was to become an Olympic sport. 'American soldiers are basically so useless that anyone can shoot them', the former fascist murderer spokesman said, 'so now we're making it a...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics

Kim Jong-Un wins at the Olympics

In a desperate attempt to impress his new subjects, North Korea's Kim Jong-Un has broadcast the London Olympics to his nation six months early. The Great Successor himself took part in many events, and unsurprisingly, he showed the same amazing sport...

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Funny story: Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls

Olympics Spur On Local Gymnastic Hopefuls

A local playground is the centre of Great Britain's hopes for gymnastic gold in 2016 and beyond. While groups of yummy mummies and alpha mums look on with pride, toddlers and youngsters barely out of nappies are learning the ropes on the apparatus...

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Funny story: Bolt puts success down to 'all those mushy peas' during Bradford childhood

Bolt puts success down to 'all those mushy peas' during Bradford childhood

While the bars stayed open late in Jamaica, after the 200m success of Usian Bolt and his team-mates last night, the fish and chip shops of Manningham was where the greatest celebration took place. It has been revealed that Bolt is yet another succ...

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Funny story: Olympic Face Sitting Continues

Olympic Face Sitting Continues

As we reported back in July the new olympic sport of face sitting started way before the rest of the games as it was expected to last much longer than the rest of the tournament. Well, we can now tell you that the final three countries are now in a h...

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Funny story: Scotland join Africa Cup of Nations

Scotland join Africa Cup of Nations

British team Scotland were last minute entries to the African Cup of Nations today, as they pursued their bid to get independence from the United Kingdom. Scotland First Minister Alex Salmond started the ball rolling two weeks ago when he pushed P...

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Funny story: London 2012: Olympic Opening Ceremony name revealed by director Danny Boyle

London 2012: Olympic Opening Ceremony name revealed by director Danny Boyle

London 2012's opening ceremony is to be themed Wonder of Golden, organisers have revealed six months ahead of the Games. The ceremony's artistic director, Danny Boyle, revealed the name at a press briefing alongside crisp salesman Gary Lineker.

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Funny story: British Swimmer Claims Silver After Near-Death Experience

British Swimmer Claims Silver After Near-Death Experience

British 10km Open Water swimmer David Davies swam the race of his life to win a silver medal in Beijing today, but revealed afterwards that it nearly didn't happen. Davies told officials at the finish line that he believed he had "died", and come...

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Funny story: Brick Saving to be new Olympic Sport

Brick Saving to be new Olympic Sport

Following England's woeful turn at the World Cup, British sport's chiefs are looking to field a strong team for the 2012 Olympics, to be staged in what is now London, but in future times could be called Cleggsville, or Cameron Villas. Mr Russell...

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Funny story: Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

The Olympic Village, Russia - If you have the feeling that the 2014 Olympic Games are a little short on activities, give yourself a medal. Five brand-new sports created for Sochi's big show were shot down without getting as much as a singe from the O...

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Funny story: The Hyperdermic Olympics

The Hyperdermic Olympics

There has always been a concern that there's more drugs in Russian athletes than in most 60s rock bands. After more Russian athletes were banned from competing in the Rio Olympics we caught up with our good friend Vald Putin to see what he had to say...

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Funny story: The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

The Sultry and Sexy Maria Sharapova Spotted At The Sochi Winter Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - One of the world's greatest and prettiest tennis players Maria Sharapova was spotted at The XXII Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia. The 6-foot-2-inch tall Sharapova was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.

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Funny story: China Targets Fat Kids

China Targets Fat Kids

Beijing - At a grand press conference held yesterday afternoon in the Chinese health ministry, the new Chinese health minister Lo Fat Yung, unveiled the government's controversial new plan for the nation's obese children.

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Funny story: North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics

North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korea, considered by many to be the most hostile country in the world, complained to the Olympics committee about their request to have Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling reinstated in the Olympic Games being refused. They...

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Funny story: Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...

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