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Funny story: Transgender Olympiad from 2024

Transgender Olympiad from 2024

"Boy will be girls and girls will be boys!" A once infamous, unacceptable line in a cult, sixties pop song by the Kinks has now come true! The international olympiad committee has decided 'enough is enough' and will be launching The Transgender O...

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Funny story: Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?

Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?

With the games drudging past the half way mark, the international enthusiasm for everyone's favorite team is starting to wane, which has our sports reporter asking this very important question: Do the winter Olympics suck a large steaming dog turd?...

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Funny story: Winter Olympics roundup

Winter Olympics roundup

It's been non-stop excitement in South Korea as the Winter Olympics have gotten underway. Andorra have topped the medal table - as always - thanks to their entire population of snow-loving mountain inhabitants. The Winter Olympics was invented by an...

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Funny story: Yo-Jong Takes Down Pence James Bond Style At Olympics.

Yo-Jong Takes Down Pence James Bond Style At Olympics.

North Koreans Score a Victory The Olympic Committee Didn't See Coming- Chances like this didn't come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a...

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Funny story: Running through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport

Running through wheat fields to be new Olympic Sport

Following her humiliating defeat at the hands of the British electorate, British Prime Minster Teresa May is looking for a new pastime, to while away the worries of missing important discussions, not turning up for meetings, not having a decent polic...

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Funny story: Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Cheese-rolling new Olympic sport!

Brits are renowned for their eccentric pastimes, and now one particular event has caught the minds of Olympians, Cheese Rolling! Normally, practiced on a small hill somewhere in Gloucester, and enjoyed by thousands of Nutters watching the spectacl...

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Funny story: North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics

North Korea Upset that Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling Won't Be in Olympics

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korea, considered by many to be the most hostile country in the world, complained to the Olympics committee about their request to have Club Swinging and Pistol Dueling reinstated in the Olympic Games being refused. They...

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Funny story: Water-Boarding World Championship 2017 to be held in Trump Tower!

Water-Boarding World Championship 2017 to be held in Trump Tower!

The new US government has bowed to the demands of their President and instead of holding their annual Water-Boarding World Championship at Guantanamo Bay, it will now take place in the dungeons of Trump Tower, NY. All leading countries have been...

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Funny story: Jessica Finished Hill

Jessica Finished Hill

One of Britain's all time great athletes has retired from her sport. Hetaopopolete Jessica Ennis Hill has walked away from her sport at the age of 31 probably saying something like "the real gold medal is family". Well probably. We don't know fo...

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Funny story: New Olympic Sports Announced--Quidditch is Not on the List But Drone Flying Is

New Olympic Sports Announced--Quidditch is Not on the List But Drone Flying Is

Geneva, Switzerland The International Olympic Committee announced the result of weeks of meetings-the new events that will be in the Olympics from now on. In the Summer Olympics, the Tug of War, which used to be in the Olympics during the 1900s t...

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Funny story: Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

Tokyo 2020 Olympic Architecture Poised to Out-Recycle Rio

More and more often, host cities choose Olympic architecture designed to have a second life. The Rio 2016 Olympics featured two great examples. The modularly built handball arena now supplies the building materials for 4 separate urban schools. The 2...

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Funny story: ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

ISIS likely to host 2024 Olympics

Chairman Luger Spence today announced a new entry in the field of 2024 Olympic hosts adding that "if Isis can pull this off, it would be hard to make any other choice." The announcement was made by a very distressed looking Mr. Spence at an unnam...

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Funny story: "Olympians In Paradise"

"Olympians In Paradise"

Ryan Seacrest (RS): "Jimmy Feigen, You've just won a Gold Medal in Swimming and donated 10 grand to charity. What are you going to do if you ever escape from Rio?" Feigen: "I thought about Disney World, but that offer was rescinded. So now I'm going to PARADISE!" CHRIS HARRISON JOINS RYAN SEACREST ON RIVAL NETWORK NBC. RS: "Chris Harrison, is Jimmy Feigen correct in that he is joining the...

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Funny story: Brazil to Impose Embargo on the U.S.

Brazil to Impose Embargo on the U.S.

Umberto Puzo, Brazil's secretary of finely formed tushes is recommending an immediate end to all exported exotic dances and prostitutes to the United States unless American Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is extradited for questioning. President...

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Funny story: Rio 2016: Trump latest to criticize Gabby Douglas, confuses her with Leslie Jones

Rio 2016: Trump latest to criticize Gabby Douglas, confuses her with Leslie Jones

The 2016 Rio Olympic Games have been a wild ride for US gymnast Gabby Douglas. After exiting competition with only one gold medal in the team event, and failing to medal in her lone individual event, Douglas became the subject of social media scr...

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Funny story: Going for Gold

Going for Gold

With the onset of the 2016 Rio Olympics BBC Executives had been concerned about the overall drop in viewing figures compared to those of the London Olympics, at the last estimate a frightening 32%. Seemingly, interest in the Rio games had been far...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

Tim Tebow joins Women's Olympic Gymnastics Team

After toiling in the NFL for a number of highly paid, but disappointingly unproductive seasons, Tim Tebow has decided to take his show on a different road. In the midst of their gold medal run at the Rio Olympics, the U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnas...

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