The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar
CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will…
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Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due to Scoreboard Glitch
The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new home stadium in an NFL preseason game against the Tennessee Titans. This new edifice is a 1.2 billion dollar, fully state-of-the-art facility. The main action, however, was not on the playing field.
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Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all
THE PENTAGON - Male Marines shared naked photographs of female Marines on a not-so-secret Facebook page. Allegedly, a few of the pictures were taken without the "models'" knowledge or consent. Captions to the photos included "obscene comments...
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Denver's First All-Nude Marijuana Shop Is The Top Selling Pot Shop In The Entire State of Colorado
DENVER - Every single marijuana shop in the Rocky Mountain State of Colorado is having outstanding cannabis sales. But there is one marijuana shop in the Mile High City of Denver that is the state's top selling pot shop with sales that are literal...
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands That People Stop Calling Her “That Senatorial Cunt”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene, is one of the all-time most hated Washington D.C. politicians in history. BBN's Chipper Caruso added that as far as being a pathological shithead, the butt…
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Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All
ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD TRACKER)--Britney Spears pop diva and toxic twat of the limelight of stupidity has done it again. Where Britney walks trouble follows, but, this time it may be deliberate. Nude & topless
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The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation
Dan Rather Joins Naked News Team
Harry Potter Star Gets Naked
Melissa Rivers and Her Mother Joan To Appear Nude In PlayAdult Magazine
WWE Diva's Naked Photos Leaked: She's a Man!
Woman Drove Three Miles Through Blizzard With Naked Drunk Stuck To Windscreen
Paulina Gretzky To Protest In Bahrain - Naked
Women are naked under clothes
Demi Moore now "Too Ugly" to strip
Naked American Idol Pictures Published From Newest Season, More on Way
Marjorie Taylor Greene Explains That Nakedness and Nudity Are Two Different Things
Calendar Girls Style Nude Calendar to be Released by MP's wives - Thank you Sally Bercow!
Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances
The race for the next President of the United States hotted up today when photos were leaked to The Spoof of Democract Hillary Clinton posing naked for a famous men's magazine. The saucy photos are too hot to be printed in full here but we are ar...
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Naked J K Rowling pictures
Yes that is right, before J K Growling, authorette of Harry McPotter wizarding series became famous she was a magazine babe. "In Tyne and Weir, it was either sell crack or show your crack", J K told this reporter. All the nude pictures have b...
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Delaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success
DELAWARE PUNCH, Delaware – (Entertainment Satire) – The state of Delaware has just revealed that its brand new Naked Bingo Night has proved to be a tremendous success. State Attorney General Kathy Jennings informed the news media that when the ide…
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Revealed: Nina Dobrev Caught Skinny-Dipping With Friend Last Year
When a reporter heard Nina Dobrev and some of her friends giggling just after a session in which the crew of "The Vampire Diaries" answered some questions about the television program and if there will be a movie soon, he cornered the group of four l...
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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?" In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for t...
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Nude Jamie Lee Curtis Shots Show Her Boobs Are Still In Good Shape
The hot news from Hollywoodland, according to unmanned sources (?) appears to be that Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts are more or less as firm and malleable as they were when she first exposed them, in the Eddie Murphy comedy vehicle, Trading Places with...
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Margaret Thatcher, Edwina Curry, and John Major In Nude XXX Video Rumour Scandal
London UK - Rumours circulating here appear to hint, without any concrete evidence, that a pornographic sex video featuring ex-PMs Major and Thatcher, along with the egg woman, Edwina Curry actually exists. The video allegedly contains images of t...
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Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs
Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...
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Nina Dobrev Talks About Her Upcoming Nude Shower Scene In The Vampire Diaries
LOS ANGELES - The ratings for the television series The Vampire Diaries have been very good and they are fixing to get even better. The show's producer Manolo Middlezuck has just announced that an upcoming episode promises to send the ratings thro...
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Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up. Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported. She also wanted to set the record straight by saying...
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Nude Naked Nude Celebrity Tits Arses And Vaginas The Key To Satirical Success.
The Union Of Satirists And Piss Takers has exclusively revealed to Skoob Entertainment News that the key to success in satirical scribbling lies in submitting stories to satirical websites containing certain keywords, such as nude, naked, nude, tits, arse, vagina, penis, nude, nude, nude and nude. (Difficult to read that line aloud if you have a lisp or you whistle slightly when you enunciate t...
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A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) - A woman who walked into a local Walmart totally nude told one of the retail salesclerks that she was going to buy clothes and underwear. The clerk quickly called the store security guard, since the female was c…
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Sarah Palin Nude Vagina Hotter than Britney Spears?
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Denver's First All-Nude Marijuana Shop Is The Top Selling Pot Shop In The Entire State of Colorado
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Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs
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Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all
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Delaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success
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A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands That People Stop Calling Her “That Senatorial Cunt”
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Britney Spears Nude & Topless Photos Bare All
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Nude photos boost Hillary Clinton's chances
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Gay Nudist Colony Opens
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Margaret Thatcher, Edwina Curry, and John Major In Nude XXX Video Rumour Scandal
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Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due to Scoreboard Glitch
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Naked J K Rowling pictures
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Revealed: Nina Dobrev Caught Skinny-Dipping With Friend Last Year
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Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies'
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Nina Dobrev Talks About Her Upcoming Nude Shower Scene In The Vampire Diaries
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The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar
