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No Nudes Is Bad News!

Funny story: No Nudes Is Bad News!

Like nudism itself, nudist colony memberships are in decline around the world. "Not many people want to parade around in front of strangers--or behind them, for that matter," Grumpy Baer whined. Reporters who get laid, uh, paid for publicizing nud...

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Paris Jackson says her dad's nose was beautiful in the nude!

Funny story: Paris Jackson says her dad's nose was beautiful in the nude!

Whacko's daughter, Paris, seemingly to be much more sensible than her namesake, claims that nudity is beautiful and the only part of her dad's body ever seen nude in public, his nose, was beautiful too! Paris, who does not reside in the Hilton, b...

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Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

Funny story: Marine Corps reveal photos reveal all

THE PENTAGON - Male Marines shared naked photographs of female Marines on a not-so-secret Facebook page. Allegedly, a few of the pictures were taken without the "models'" knowledge or consent. Captions to the photos included "obscene comments...

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Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

Funny story: Naked Voting: How Liberals Got Their Groove Back

The 2016 Presidential Election has been largely uninspiring and demoralizing for the left-leaning side of the Democratic Party. If your top concerns include global warning, corporate greed, toxic chemicals, alternative transportation and urban commun...

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Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Los Angeles, CA After her TV show was put on hold following her harrowing robbery in Paris where she was tied up and robbed, Kim Kardashian began a new crusade. "This incident really put the 'bare ass' in embarrassment" ranted Kim. "How could anyo...

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World Naked Bike Ride

Funny story: World Naked Bike Ride

Police were forced to intervene in the naked cycling event in Canterbury - after reports one of the riders got 'overexcited'. The 'aroused' cyclist was pulled aside and put his jeans back on before being spoken to by officers. Superintendant Ro...

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Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

Funny story: Kate Middleton denies palace tryst

LONDON -- The royals are not above showing a little of their majestic bodies on occasion. Exhibitionist Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cornhole and wife of Prince William, is proof of that, having shown her regal tatas to the world and having flashed her...

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Nude News sued

Funny story: Nude News sued

The Canuck TV network Nude News has been sued by disgruntled subscribers who complain that the newscasters are not nude--at least, not all the time. The female reporters typically appear wearing next to nothing--a skimpy black dress, for example,...

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Exhibit or Exhibitionism?

Funny story: Exhibit or Exhibitionism?

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS - The citizens of Houston, TX, have a problem with Jorge Marin's statues. They're male--and they're naked. "Whether they be flesh and blood or bronze, we don't cotton to no naked men here in Houston, partner," Jim ("Big Bear") Butt said. The brawny bronzes in the sculptor's Wings of the City collection have stirred more than a few Houstonites, as residents...

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Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Form Group To Allow Everyone to Be Naked All the Time

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Form Group To Allow Everyone to Be Naked All the Time

Hollywood, CA Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, two celebrities known for being naked in public, have come out for total nudity, all the time. "Wearing clothes is just yucky" said Cyrus, the former Hannah Montana, who has been trying to ditch the squ...

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Van Gogh's Dr Gachet pops up mysteriously in Picasso's painting The Blue Room

Funny story: Van Gogh's Dr Gachet pops up mysteriously in Picasso's painting The Blue Room

New York - The sudden apparition of Vincent van Gogh's Docteur Gachet in Pablo Picasso's 1901 depiction of The Blue Room has got the art world stumped. The oil on canvas painting shows a shapely naked blonde washing herself in a large blue basin,...

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Dick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument

Funny story: Dick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument

Washington D.C. - Washington D.C. police were called to the Washington Monument yesterday after receiving 911 calls about a naked man at the base of the monument. When police arrived they observed a naked man who, in the words of one officer, was "f...

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Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Funny story: Naked, Embarrassed Miley Cyrus Walks Off Stage After Two Songs

Miley Cyrus apparently got permission to do a performance while stark naked and was really excited about the shock effect this would have on her followers and her rivals. Instead, she sang just two songs, started a thid song and gave up, walking o...

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Spooks intercepted Queen's nude Yahoo webcam shots

Funny story: Spooks intercepted Queen's nude Yahoo webcam shots

London, UK - Intimate screenshots of Queen Elizardbirth's naked 44ff tits were intercepted during Her Majesty's naturist video chats with different sorts of naked men 'including the Archbishop of Westmonster' according to a report tonight. Americ...

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Fine scarlet silk robes for Pope's 19 new Cardinals but were any of them wearing knickers?

Funny story: Fine scarlet silk robes for Pope's 19 new Cardinals but were any of them wearing knickers?

Rome - At first glance the nineteen extravagantly kitted devil dodgers congregating in Rome today to receive the church's highest gong were sporting ten thousand dollarsworth of silken couture topped off by unmistakeable Cardinal red silk hats. Un...

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Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Funny story: Nude New Yorker At McDonalds Not Doing Well

Whatever he was up to, an unnamed male (at present) suddenly appeared in New York McDonalds and ran into a lot of trouble. "He actually got in the back door", stated an employee that someone forgot to relock after going out back for a break. He ha...

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Church Meets In The Nude!

Funny story: Church Meets In The Nude!

A Church in Tallahassee, Florida who has a sister church in Virginia, both hold services in the nude. "You don't have to worry about what you wear or trying to show off a new outfit here", stated Brother Arnold Webb. "We're all the same in that w...

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Putin Bans Colbert Show Punishes Viewers of Pussy Riot

Funny story: Putin Bans Colbert Show Punishes Viewers of Pussy Riot

Two of the Pussy Riot Russian punk band were hilarious on the Stephen Colbert show 2 nights ago. They poked fun at virtual dictator, Valdimir Putin and made his athletic exploits, which display his aging body, look absurd. The Pussy Riot members wer...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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