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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Explains That Nakedness and Nudity Are Two Different Things

Marjorie Taylor Greene Explains That Nakedness and Nudity Are Two Different Things

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is hated by much more people than the likes of Bill Cosby, Tucker Carlson, Hitler, Will Smith, and Tennessee Senator Marsha "Wrinkled Butt" Blackburn recently spoke with Hollywood H…

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Funny story: I took nude photos of several nude photos, claims local man

I took nude photos of several nude photos, claims local man

A 54-year-old man from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that he recently took a number of saucy nude photographs of some nude photographs while in the nude himself. Toby Dell, a forklift truck engineer, told The East London Ga…

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Funny story: Trump Plans To Appear Naked Before Televised House Hearings

Trump Plans To Appear Naked Before Televised House Hearings

New Donald Trump plan. Trump intends to revolutionize US public hearings by appearing naked before the televised judicial House hearings. These hearings will involve his actions on the January 6th, Political Discourse at the Capitol. He promised t…

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Funny story: Florida Now Has More Nude Beaches Than All The Other 49 States Combined

Florida Now Has More Nude Beaches Than All The Other 49 States Combined

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The Plywood State of Florida has just announced that there are now more nude beaches in the state than in all of the other 49 states together. A spokesperson for the state stated that the weather along with t…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands That People Stop Calling Her “That Senatorial Cunt”

Marjorie Taylor Greene Demands That People Stop Calling Her “That Senatorial Cunt”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene, is one of the all-time most hated Washington D.C. politicians in history. BBN's Chipper Caruso added that as far as being a pathological shithead, the butt…

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Funny story: A Fledging Cruise Line Turns Things Around When The Ship Becomes An All-Nude Cruise Ship

A Fledging Cruise Line Turns Things Around When The Ship Becomes An All-Nude Cruise Ship

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The Ship Ahoy Cruise Line Company, out of Pensacola, has found the way to drum up much-needed business in this era of the so called Trumpian Pandemic. The company, which is owned by Pepsi Cola and Peter Pan Pea…

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Funny story: California’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million

California’s Most Popular Nude Resort, Rancho Genitalia, Has Been Sold For $37.4 Million

BIRTHDAY SUIT, California – (Satire News) – The most famous nude resort in the nation has just been sold for an amazing $37.4 million. Rancho Genitalia, which is located just north of Tarzana, was originally built in April of 2013, by Playboy Mag…

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Funny story: The Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked

The Zimbabwean Mountain Climbing Team is The First to Climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Totally Naked

TANZANIA, Africa – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just released a report that the world-famous Zimbabwean mountain climbing team has just become the first to reach the 19,341-foot summit while totally naked – aka 100% nude. TBN’s B…

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Funny story: The Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Nudity Is Not Nakedness

The Alabama Supreme Court Rules That Nudity Is Not Nakedness

MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled by a vote of 9 to 3, that nudity does not constitute nakedness. State Supreme Court Judge Woodley “Stonewall” Jackson, stated that the 9-year-old case of Maggie Scotchmist vs…

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Funny story: A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her

A Naked Female Walmart Shopper Throws a Fit When A Security Guard Frisks Her

PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) - A woman who walked into a local Walmart totally nude told one of the retail salesclerks that she was going to buy clothes and underwear. The clerk quickly called the store security guard, since the female was c…

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Funny story: Mexico Reveals Its Stance on Atheist Women Who Pose in The Nude

Mexico Reveals Its Stance on Atheist Women Who Pose in The Nude

AGUASCALIENTES, Mexico - (Satire News) – Rosendo Reynosa, spokesman for the Republic of Mexico, has informed the international news media that, after months of discussion, the government has decided they will now take a stand on the issue of atheist…

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Funny story: Delaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success

Delaware’s Naked Bingo Night is a Huge Success

DELAWARE PUNCH, Delaware – (Entertainment Satire) – The state of Delaware has just revealed that its brand new Naked Bingo Night has proved to be a tremendous success. State Attorney General Kathy Jennings informed the news media that when the ide…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For The Nude Photos

RENO, Nevada – (Satire News) – Jennifer Lopez, has just apologized to all of her fans, her family, her ex-husbands, and to her Bronx priest, Father Paco. J.Lo told Kitty Segovia, with the iNews Agency, that an unscrupulous bisexual hairstylist ma…

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Funny story: Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...

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Funny story: George Washington, as you've never seen him

George Washington, as you've never seen him

“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...

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Funny story: Chris Whine: "I was stiffed!"

Chris Whine: "I was stiffed!"

Chris Whine was living up to his name, as he whined (again) that no one takes him seriously as an actor. “I should have won an Academy Award, or at least an Enema,” he complained, “for my latest role, as an asshole, in the made-for-TV movie, Double S...

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Funny story: Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK

Heatwave Causes Nudity Problems In Suburban UK

The continuing heatwave which has seen temperatures across the UK rise to same levels as other countries across the world, has brought with it an influx of complaints. Apart from the usual "it's too bloody hot" whingers, the general public is comp...

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