DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The Iowa Senate has just voted on banning three words that most Iowans consider to be nasty words.
Since Iowa, is home to over 700,000 prudish folks, the senate vote on the word(s) ban was 69 for the ban, 27 against the ban, and 4 of the senators (all females) abstained.
Sen. Elweeza Frickenberry, 62, said that in her 62 years she has never used the words nude nor naked, and after thinking for a moment she stated that she has only used the word vagina once; on her honeymoon. And she noted that it was a very light whisper at that.
SIDENOTE: iRumors is reporting that the states of Rhode Island and Alabama are now considering similar bans, with Alabama also seriously considering adding the words pussy, prick, and strap-on dildo as well.
