DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese.
He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium.
Jones wanted the reporters to let all of the Cowboys fans, coaches, players, and employees know that he is fit to be tied at the stunt that Cowboys cheerleader Moxie Savannah Mickenmeister, 20, pulled after the Cowboys last home game.
The 70-year-old Jones said he saw the surveillance video which clearly showed Miss Mickenmeister running onto the field after all of the fans had left and standing on the Cowboys star on the 50-yard-line in the middle of the field.
Moxie Savannah, who is originally from Atlanta, then proceeded to take off her white cowboy boots, her blue halter top, and her white short shorts and prance and dance around the star totally naked as a jaybird as they say in Arkansas.
After about 42 seconds of prancing and dancing she picked up her clothes and boots and ran off the field.
The Cowboys chief of stadium security showed the tape to Mr. Jones who immediately recognized Miss Mickenmeister. He called her up on her private cell phone and informed her that he was firing her exhibitionsist ass.
SIDENOTE: Miss Mickenmeister apologized to Mr. Jones and promised that she would never ever do anything as sensuously erotic like that again. Jones told her she was still fired and added that she was lucky as damn hell that he did not have her charged with Ipso Delecto Nudismistic Flagrante.