A Fledging Cruise Line Turns Things Around When The Ship Becomes An All-Nude Cruise Ship

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Monday, 16 August 2021

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Khloe says that as the official spokesperson for the cruise line, she can travel on any company cruise ship for free.

PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The Ship Ahoy Cruise Line Company, out of Pensacola, has found the way to drum up much-needed business in this era of the so called Trumpian Pandemic.

The company, which is owned by Pepsi Cola and Peter Pan Peanut Butter has decided to go from being a family-oriented cruise line to a more adult, mature, all-nude cruise line.

The cruise line executives all agreed that due to the Trumpian Virus, most families are cancelling their cruise vacations.

They are instead simply going to McDonalds, Jack-in-the-Box, Long John Silvers, and Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack.

The idea was first suggested by Khloe Kardashian who has always been a big fan of all-nude ship cruises.

SIDENOTE. Executives with The Ship Ahoy Cruise Line have confirmed that they have indeed hired Khloe Kardashian to be the official spokeswoman for their new corporate all-nude cruise line promotion.

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