Written by Wire Piddle

Sunday, 15 April 2012

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Paulina Gretzky

(API)- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey player, Wayne Gretzky, has publicly stated that she plans to protest human rights abuses in Bahrain by running up and down pit row in nothing but her smile during the F1 grand prix.

Ms. Gretzky, who recently made a spectacle of herself by leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles dressed only in black, slinky, adoringly clingy, suggestively kinky, yet, at the same time, waif-like, lingerie, believes the symbolism of a woman running around the paddock naked, during one of the most controversial races ever in the history of mankind, will not be lost on the locals.

"Well it's about freedom and solidarity, isn't it?" stated Ms. Gretzky. When informed that such an activity might be viewed by the oppressed yet conservative underclass of Bahrain as an insult, rather than a compliment, to their quest for human rights equality, and may be met with derision in the form of sizeable rocks being pelted at her lovingly delicate supple skin and her nubile, strong, suggestively kinky, yet, at the same time, waif-like, sensuous body, Ms. Gretzky replied, "Bloody hell. Really? I didn't know that. What has my frikkin' agent got me into the frikkin' s.o.b?"

Her sponsor, Dr. Randy Dick, owner of 'Tits-R-Us Cosmetic Surgery' could not be reached for comment. "Frankly," replied his receptionist, "He's hard to get a hold of. He pops in and out all the time."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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