Marjorie Taylor Greene Explains That Nakedness and Nudity Are Two Different Things

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 29 April 2022

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Marjorie Taylor Greene denies that she has a butch dyke girlfriend who works at a lesbionic bar as a bouncer.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is hated by much more people than the likes of Bill Cosby, Tucker Carlson, Hitler, Will Smith, and Tennessee Senator Marsha "Wrinkled Butt" Blackburn recently spoke with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres writer Tahiti Zeppelin at a local Jack-in-the-Box.

Right off the bat, MTG stated that she wants to have the misconception that lots of people; especially men have about her, in the sexual sense.

The bleached-out, two-bagger blonde, said she knows that there are many guys; especially the Trumpians who want to see her totally nude.

She smiled and remarked that she can't blame them, and then she added that there is also a GOP factor that wants to see her totally naked; devoid of even her size 14 Sara Huckabee designer granny panties.

When asked by Miss Zeppelin she answered that she has always felt that nude and naked were the same exact thing.

Taylor Greene shot back that she was mistaken. She then said that nude is like when you are in your own bed, and you take off every bit of clothing, your bra, and your panties; crotchless or otherwise.

The blonde scarecrow, as VP Harris calls her, then noted that naked means totally without clothes for the purpose of appearing in an X-rated men's magazine where every part of a female anatomy is shown; including the beaver, (muffin).

Meanwhile, Cong. Taylor Greene took a drink of her Diet Dr. Pepper, took a bite of her Ultimate Cheeseburger, and scratched her nuts...ah let's make that her descended ovaries.

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