Worlds oldest Playboy Model poses one time too many

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

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"Can suck the shell from a coconut "

86 year old Playboy Bunny, Betty Bingleton, did her back in yesterday while posing for the Halloween special edition of the world famous dirty old man magazine.

Betty, 46-42-52, was been snapped by pervy rock star and part-time photographer Bryan "Candida" Adamsatop the acropolis in Athens, Greece wearing a g-string and a dentured smile when the incident occurred.

"I first met her in the summer of '69", said a distraught Adams, "those were the best days of my life..."

"I did my poor back in", whined Betty as she recuperated in a swanky hospital, "I think it was when I tried to wrap my knees around my neck that did it".

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner wished Betty his best. "She's the tops. Probably the best damn bunny I ever met. She's been with us since the start. Spine like a gymnasts - well at least you used to have. Do you know that woman can suck the shell off a coconut? Best damn dentures in the business".

An urgent replacement was quickly found in the form of Gentle Ben, the lovable children's TV show bear who has no qualms about appearing naked in front of the cameras.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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