After Erling Haaland Injury, Prem Teams Surprised Gap Not Closing With Man City
Manchester, England – It’s another day and another dollar (or .81 pound sterling conversion rate for today’s market, if you want to get technical) victory for the home team Man City (if you’re actually in Manchester in the UK right now) over a lesser…
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Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'
The lawyer of new Manchester City football club owner Thaksin Shinawatra has said that, although the ex-Thai Prime Minister has abused the Thai people's Human Rights, the degree of abuse...
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Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre
There was controversy in Manchester's main shopping area yesterday afternoon, when United's new £80million signing, central defender, Harry Maguire, was the victim of a mindless attack from a member of the general public who approached the player at...
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Mancini going to sell a player. Yes, you are reading this right.
Shocking times at the City of Manchester Stadium as City boss Roberto Mancini plans to sell goalkeeping legend Shay Given. The Irish goalkeeper is thought to be ready to leave Manchester via the M56, head down onto the M6 and leave behind Mancini'...
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Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection
Sir Elton John, who fans of Watford Football Club hold in the highest esteem, after saving the Hornets from ruin in the 1980s, is a controversial figure tonight, after denying ever having anything whatsoever to do with the Vicarage Road outfit. Th...
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Lord Lucan signs for Man City
Lord Lucan, the peer wanted for questioning over the death of his childminder and missing since 1974, has been announced as the replacement for Manchester City forward Carlos Tevez by coach Roberto Mancini. It is thought Lucan was approached by a...
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Manchester City take a £2million gamble on unborn fetus
Manchester United's Harry Maguire Victim Of Anonymous Prank After Someone Shits In His Football Boots
Jaded Tevez Could Walk Any Time
Chelsea Grab Points As More Hilarity Emanates From Stamford Bridge
Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo
Football Gossip & comments 13th August 2012
Balotelli: "Make Me Captain and Let Tevez Rot in the Reserves"
Noisy Neighbour Says "We'll Beat United Anytime"
City In Audacious Bid For Kaka
Pundits Suggest That Wigan Defeat May Just Be Another Fergie Mind Game
Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final
Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City
Liverpool: The Wheels Are Well-And-Truly Off!
After last year's success, when Liverpool Football Club won their first top flight title in three decades, few people would have bet against Jurgen Klopp's men repeating the feat this time around, but after a humiliating 1-0 defeat against Burnley at…
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"Sheikh Mansour set to build Manchester City Airport"
Considering the amount of time Manchester City scouts search for new foreign players; as well as how often the pampered players need to run home for brownies and tea after another loss; as well as how often Sheikh Mansour comes to see a match, it com...
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City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown
Former Manchester City star Mike 'Tra-la-la-la' Summerbee had a Keeganesque few minutes today in the Sky Sports studio at Old Trafford following today's Manchester derby. Clearly disappointed, and exuding bitterness, the former City winger finally...
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Man City Table Leeds United Bid
World's richest football club Manchester City have shocked the footballing community this afternoon ahead of the January transfer window by slapping in a transfer bid to buy the entire Leeds United team after the Yorkshiremen defeated City's city riv...
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Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker
Manchester City supporter Darren Braithwaite has been fined £500 and jailed for 7 days after being found guilty of displaying a car sticker that was "grossly offensive and detrimental to public safety.". The City fan put the sticker - a 2 feet by...
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Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012
Manchester Evening News Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta says controversial team-mate Mario Balotelli can become one of the best players in the world if he starts using his brain more. What brain - The one in his penis? Liverpool Echo New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has no intention of selling Welsh forward Craig Bellamy. Instead, he's going to swap him for half a dozen tracksui...
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Premier League to investigate Man United's 14-0 win at Sunderland
The Premier League have promised a swift and concise investigation into Man United's record breaking win at Sunderland on Sunday which secured them the Premier Ship title on goal difference. The investigation was welcomed by Betfarce and other onl...
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Hogjaw, Arkansas extends invitation to Sex Party to Manchester City
HOGJAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Francois Cardinal Dubois, S.J. famed RC prelate, and the banjo player from the movie "Deliverance," has been chosen Grand Marshall of the 150th Anniversary Parade through Hogjaw, Arkansa, formerly Tallapoosa, Georgia. The...
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Gay Man Stars In 'Rites Of Back Passage' Movie
A homosexual man from Manchester is the toast of the northwest tonight after the release of what has been described as the next Hollywood blockbuster movie about a homosexual whose emergence from Gay Boyhood into Gay Manhood is charted in the film, R...
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Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit
Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has revealed that controversial striker Mario Balotelli is refusing to give up a smoking habit thought to involve up to two packets of cigarettes a week. "I am against smoking - I urged him to give up but I...
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Carlos Tevez calls Coronation Street shit
Carlos Tevez can never set foot in Manchester again. Reports are coming in that the Argentinian has appeared on a TV chat show in Buenos Aires and has called Coronation Street "mierda". He claims the bacon sarnies in Roy's Rolls are "mierda" t...
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Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012
West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair" (Daily Mirror) They're repaying at 50p per week. Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood. (Sunday People) Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous lett...
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Psycho Stuart Pearce Named As U21 Boss
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Hogjaw, Arkansas extends invitation to Sex Party to Manchester City
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"Sheikh Mansour set to build Manchester City Airport"
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Gay Man Stars In 'Rites Of Back Passage' Movie
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Man City Fan Fined Over Offensive Car Sticker
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Carlos Tevez calls Coronation Street shit
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Lord Lucan signs for Man City
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Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012
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Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre
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After Erling Haaland Injury, Prem Teams Surprised Gap Not Closing With Man City
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Manchester City Owner's Human Rights Abuses 'Weren't That Bad'
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Man City Table Leeds United Bid
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Mancini going to sell a player. Yes, you are reading this right.
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City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown
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Mancini begs Balotelli to quit his five-a-day smoking habit
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Premier League to investigate Man United's 14-0 win at Sunderland
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Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012
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Man City Merry-Go-Round
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Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection
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Liverpool: The Wheels Are Well-And-Truly Off!
