Written by radiogagger

Monday, 20 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 20th August 2012
Another letter for Brian Marwood

West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair"
(Daily Mirror)
They're repaying at 50p per week.

Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood.
(Sunday People)
Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous letters.

Crisis club Portsmouth sign ten players in one day.
Sounds like a dream job for Barry Fry

Arsene Wenger sanctioned the £15m sale of Alex Song to Barcelona after becoming infuriated by the 24-year-old midfielder's lack of commitment in pre-season.
(Daily Mail)
Nothing to do with the fact Wenger is paid 10% profit on all sales.

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