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Sunday, 8 July 2012

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image for Football Gossip & comments 8th July 2012
Stock, not Stoke photo of a Vinnie Jones-esque ball grab

Manchester Evening News
Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta says controversial team-mate Mario Balotelli can become one of the best players in the world if he starts using his brain more.
What brain - The one in his penis?

Liverpool Echo
New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has no intention of selling Welsh forward Craig Bellamy.
Instead, he's going to swap him for half a dozen tracksuits.

Mail On Sunday
Roberto Mancini has been offered £35million to manage Russia as contract talks with Manchester City drag on.
Sounds like a plan by Roman Abramovitch to weaken a rival...

Stoke Sentinel
Stoke City are close to signing Houston Dynamo defender Geoff Cameron, who has five caps for the USA.
Better than signing David Cameron.

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