Manchester Evening News
Manchester City defender Pablo Zabaleta says controversial team-mate Mario Balotelli can become one of the best players in the world if he starts using his brain more.
What brain - The one in his penis?
Liverpool Echo
New Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has no intention of selling Welsh forward Craig Bellamy.
Instead, he's going to swap him for half a dozen tracksuits.
Mail On Sunday
Roberto Mancini has been offered £35million to manage Russia as contract talks with Manchester City drag on.
Sounds like a plan by Roman Abramovitch to weaken a rival...
Stoke Sentinel
Stoke City are close to signing Houston Dynamo defender Geoff Cameron, who has five caps for the USA.
Better than signing David Cameron.
