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Funny story: Liverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack

Liverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack

It's one of the biggest rivalries in football, and when Liverpool take on Manchester United at Anfield on Sunday, the hosts will be putting in an extra special effort to put United to the sword, by trouncing them and getting their Norwegian boss, Ole...

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Funny story: Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight

Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight

In an unprecedented, and landmark action in the history of the Football League earlier today, it was announced that Liverpool are to be crowned Premier League champions at midnight tonight, despite nearly half of the season still remaining. The Re...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Victim Of Anonymous Prank After Someone Shits In His Football Boots

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Victim Of Anonymous Prank After Someone Shits In His Football Boots

An investigation is underway at Old Trafford this evening, after it was found that Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, had become the unwitting victim of a senseless and evil prank, and that some filthy animal had taken a s...

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Funny story: Arsenal Mikel Arteta Statement Expected Today

Arsenal Mikel Arteta Statement Expected Today

After what has seemed like an eternity in football terms, Arsenal have said they will make a statement regarding Manchester City assistant coach, Mikel Arteta, later today, though it's not known what the statement will say. Earlier this week, City...

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Funny story: Manchester City Fan To Be Banned From Pulling His Trousers Up

Manchester City Fan To Be Banned From Pulling His Trousers Up

Anthony Burke, the Manchester City supporter who is accused of gesticulating to a Manchester United player, and making monkey chants, but who denied this, and said he was just pulling his trousers up, has been banned from pulling his trousers up.

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Funny story: Manchester City Fan Accused Of Racism Is, Himself, Descended From Apes

Manchester City Fan Accused Of Racism Is, Himself, Descended From Apes

A Manchester City supporter accused of making monkey noises directed towards Manchester United player, Fred, in Sunday's local derby, is himself descended from apes, it's been reported. Anthony Burke, 41, has been arrested by police, and is curren...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City

Mauricio Pochettino Seen Heading For Manchester City

Earlier reports that former Tottenham Hotspur manager Mauricio Pochettino was seen getting off a train at Piccadilly Station in Manchester, and heading for Old Trafford in connection with the Manchester United manager's job, may have been premature,...

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Funny story: Manchester City Star Bernardo Silva To Be Brainwashed

Manchester City Star Bernardo Silva To Be Brainwashed

After the Football Association announced that they had fined Manchester City striker Bernardo Silva £50,000 and banned him for one match for a 'potentially-racist' tweet he sent to Benjamin Mendy, the club's hierarchy have said that, in order to avoi...

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Funny story: Raheem Sterling To Miss England Game As He Starts Nursery On Thursday

Raheem Sterling To Miss England Game As He Starts Nursery On Thursday

Manchester City and England striker, Raheem Sterling, is to miss his country's important Euro 2020 qualifier against Montenegro on Thursday, because he starts nursery that day. Sterling, 24, has made 55 appearances in a Three Lions shirt, scoring...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Should Have Been Top Of My Shopping List - Guardiola

Harry Maguire Should Have Been Top Of My Shopping List - Guardiola

Manchester City boss, Pep Guardiola, has finally 'seen the light', and has admitted that he should have signed central defender Harry Maguire in the summer. Maguire, 26, eventually signed for City's rivals, Manchester United, in an £80million deal...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: It Would Be Nice To End My Career Winning Trophies At City

Harry Maguire: It Would Be Nice To End My Career Winning Trophies At City

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has dropped a veritable bombshell in the lap of Reds' boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, by saying that, although he is currently enjoying life at Old Trafford, he would like to end his career winning t...

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Funny story: Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

Sir Elton John, who fans of Watford Football Club hold in the highest esteem, after saving the Hornets from ruin in the 1980s, is a controversial figure tonight, after denying ever having anything whatsoever to do with the Vicarage Road outfit. Th...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre

Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre

There was controversy in Manchester's main shopping area yesterday afternoon, when United's new £80million signing, central defender, Harry Maguire, was the victim of a mindless attack from a member of the general public who approached the player at...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Has Hurt His Back

Pep Guardiola Has Hurt His Back

Pep Guardiola, the victorious Manchester City coach, who last season guided his charges to an unprecedented Maine Road treble with Premier League, FA Cup and successes, has hurt his back. The injury was sustained when he was being tossed, 'birthda...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

The Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said in an interview he is not impressed by man buns, and would never sign a player who had one. A man bun is a funny-looking dollop of hair perched on the back of some men's heads which looks a bit li...

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Funny story: Manchester City now too expensive to hate fans admit

Manchester City now too expensive to hate fans admit

Due to accounting irregularities currently under investigation by UEFA, it has been revealed that Manchester Cty are now the most expensive club in the world for fans to hate and revile. From next season, the average cost of just going to a match...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Manchester City football manager and self-professed humble peasant, Pep Guardiola, has been controversially nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The move follows a behind-the-scenes sponsorship deal between the Nobel Committee and the owners of Manch...

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