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Funny story: Harry Maguire Should Have Been Top Of My Shopping List - Guardiola

Harry Maguire Should Have Been Top Of My Shopping List - Guardiola

Manchester City boss, Pep Guardiola, has finally 'seen the light', and has admitted that he should have signed central defender Harry Maguire in the summer. Maguire, 26, eventually signed for City's rivals, Manchester United, in an £80million deal...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: It Would Be Nice To End My Career Winning Trophies At City

Harry Maguire: It Would Be Nice To End My Career Winning Trophies At City

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has dropped a veritable bombshell in the lap of Reds' boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, by saying that, although he is currently enjoying life at Old Trafford, he would like to end his career winning t...

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Funny story: Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

Elton John Denies Any Watford Connection

Sir Elton John, who fans of Watford Football Club hold in the highest esteem, after saving the Hornets from ruin in the 1980s, is a controversial figure tonight, after denying ever having anything whatsoever to do with the Vicarage Road outfit. Th...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre

Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre

There was controversy in Manchester's main shopping area yesterday afternoon, when United's new £80million signing, central defender, Harry Maguire, was the victim of a mindless attack from a member of the general public who approached the player at...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Has Hurt His Back

Pep Guardiola Has Hurt His Back

Pep Guardiola, the victorious Manchester City coach, who last season guided his charges to an unprecedented Maine Road treble with Premier League, FA Cup and successes, has hurt his back. The injury was sustained when he was being tossed, 'birthda...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

The Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said in an interview he is not impressed by man buns, and would never sign a player who had one. A man bun is a funny-looking dollop of hair perched on the back of some men's heads which looks a bit li...

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Funny story: Manchester City now too expensive to hate fans admit

Manchester City now too expensive to hate fans admit

Due to accounting irregularities currently under investigation by UEFA, it has been revealed that Manchester Cty are now the most expensive club in the world for fans to hate and revile. From next season, the average cost of just going to a match...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Pep Guardiola Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Manchester City football manager and self-professed humble peasant, Pep Guardiola, has been controversially nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The move follows a behind-the-scenes sponsorship deal between the Nobel Committee and the owners of Manch...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Pep Guardiola Had 'A Lump In His Throat' For Watford At Final Whistle

Victorious Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said he had a lump in his throat "the size of a Seville orange" at the end of the FA Cup final, after his team had trounced underdogs, Watford, 6-0 at Wembley Stadium. City outclassed the Hornet...

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Funny story: Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation

Elton John Carried Offstage In Copenhagen After Watford FA Cup Annihilation

Sir Elton John had to be helped off the stage during a concert in Copenhagen last night, as updates he was receiving about the scoreline from the FA Cup final match at Wembley Stadium between Watford and Manchester City were making him more and more...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Told That Manchester City Must Improve If He Is To Keep His Job

Pep Guardiola Told That Manchester City Must Improve If He Is To Keep His Job

Pep Guardiola, Manchester City's Spanish coach, has been warned by the club's owners that his future is 'in the balance', and the team must show a significant improvement next year if he wants to keep his job. Guardiola has brought unprecedented b...

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Funny story: Football Season Is Over

Football Season Is Over

The Premier League season is over once more, and, as expected, it went 'down to the wire' with the final minutes of the final match of the campaign proving decisive. This season has been memorable for its non-stop, relentless cat-and-mouse chase f...

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Funny story: Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final

Noel Gallagher And Elton John To Record Live Wembley Album Before FA Cup Final

Two Titans of the music world, Sir Elton Hercules John and Mr. Noel Gallagher, have agreed to come together to record a live album in front of the 100,000 crowd at Wembley Stadium, before this season's FA Cup final between their respective favourite...

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Funny story: Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

The Premier League title race, between Liverpool and Manchester City, has become such an exciting and edge-of-the-seat-type affair, that supporters of both teams are at fever pitch, and quite literally, "touching cloth". Liverpool are two points a...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Leg Warmers and Snoods

Where are they now? Leg Warmers and Snoods

#Fame...I want to live forever...# so went the refrain of that 1980s blockbuster and TV series which featured forgettable attention seekers at some New York drama school, or something or other. They seemed to spend a lot of time annoying the neighbou...

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Funny story: The BeeKepa

The BeeKepa

Manchester City's state-sponsored football team won the first trophy of the English footballing season today after beating plucky Chelsea on penalties. The match itself was an example of why players shouldn’t indulge in double fish and chip portions...

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Funny story: Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

After his crisis club's nightmare 2-1 defeat by no-hopers Newcastle United, Pep Guardiola is fighting to save his job as he seeks to get Manchester City's title defence back on track. "Next week will be tough with Arsenal, Everton and Chelsea," he to...

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