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Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

Funny story: Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

The Premier League title race, between Liverpool and Manchester City, has become such an exciting and edge-of-the-seat-type affair, that supporters of both teams are at fever pitch, and quite literally, "touching cloth". Liverpool are two points a...

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Where are they now? Leg Warmers and Snoods

Funny story: Where are they now? Leg Warmers and Snoods

#Fame...I want to live forever...# so went the refrain of that 1980s blockbuster and TV series which featured forgettable attention seekers at some New York drama school, or something or other. They seemed to spend a lot of time annoying the neighbou...

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The BeeKepa

Manchester City's state-sponsored football team won the first trophy of the English footballing season today after beating plucky Chelsea on penalties. The match itself was an example of why players shouldn’t indulge in double fish and chip portions...

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Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

Funny story: Football Gossip: Guardiola Under Threat, Come Back Mourinho, Pochettino Not Employed to Win Trophies

After his crisis club's nightmare 2-1 defeat by no-hopers Newcastle United, Pep Guardiola is fighting to save his job as he seeks to get Manchester City's title defence back on track. "Next week will be tough with Arsenal, Everton and Chelsea," he to...

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Manchester City: Can They Survive?

Funny story: Manchester City: Can They Survive?

Football: it's a rough-and-tumble business these days, with only those teams who are financially stable being able to 'stay the distance', whilst others fall by the wayside. Manchester City have had a certain amount of success in recent years, but, a...

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Manchester City v. Manchester United Big Match Preview

Funny story: Manchester City v. Manchester United Big Match Preview

There'll be a lot at stake when the two teams take the field in Sunday's Premier League encounter between Manchester City and Manchester United at the City of Manchester Stadium, not least the three points the victors will attain at the end of the co...

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Football Gossip: Mourinho Manhunt Continues, Sir Philip Green, Chelsea, Xavi, Guardiola

Funny story: Football Gossip: Mourinho Manhunt Continues, Sir Philip Green, Chelsea, Xavi, Guardiola

Jose Mourinho has been warned by Manchester United's owners that his outbursts are damaging the club's worldwide reputation. They want to return to the calm, reasonable, expletive-free days of Sir Alex Ferguson. Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich who...

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Mourinho Spending Spree

Despite this season being a catastrophic failure of somewhat epic proportions Manchester United manager, Jose Maureen, will more than likely be handed even more money to throw at his failing team. The subsequent spending spree will more than like...

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St David's Day 'Davids' List Grows To 3

Funny story: St David's Day 'Davids' List Grows To 3

The BBC has reported that Manchester City's David Silva last night became only the third David to score on St. David's Day in the Premier League, when he netted during City's 3-0 hammering of Woolwich Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium. The two previ...

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Jose's Mindset

Who would have thought throwing £300million at a team would change them from a terrible one to a decent one? Well everyone except Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho who firmly believes the sun revolves around his giant ego. The only surprise now...

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The Problem With Pep

After even more holes were shot into St Pep's wings by the incomparable lad Jamie Vardy (who celebrated his hat trick with two kebabs and a packet of Marlborough) we caught up with the Manchester City Maestro to find out what was going wrong. When...

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Messi's Manchester Mess

Lionel Messi will escape any punishment for his childish outburst after his side were comprehensively beaten by Arab club Manchester City. The Argentinean whinger was visibly upset when the referee refused to award Barcelona a penalty or send a o...

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The Special One admits being special is not so special!

Funny story: The Special One admits being special is not so special!

The great Manchester derby ended with The Special One not being so special whilst providing their noisy neighbors with special gifts that only Fools and Horses would give away. However, in his defence, that resembled a Swiss Cheese factory, after...

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Peps Pep Talk

Revolutionary visionary football guru Pep Guardiola has already placed his delicate mark of excellence over the Premier League. He has told professional athletes that "pizza" is banned. We believe this is to stop Gael Clichy ordering Dominos while he...

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Manchester City pay man £50m a year to remove pizza from Joe Hart's diet

Pep has been in place for a few weeks now and City's head honcho has managed to work out exactly why the team under achieved last season. Pizza. Yes, you can assume that City will not be announcing Pizza Express as their official Pizza Partner...

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West Ham in Europe Sensation Predicted

Funny story: West Ham in Europe Sensation Predicted

The final matches of the season for the Premier League this weekend have been seen by several mystics and they have been contacting Spoof Football reporter John Westam. They forsee an astonishing end to the season with West Ham ending the season i...

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English clubs form their own Champions league competition!

Funny story: English clubs form their own Champions league competition!

After the dire performances of all English clubs in the European Champions League the FA (Football Association for our US friends) has decided to withdraw all English clubs because it is fed up having an embarrassing red nose every time it has to exp...

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Arsenal Win But Real Madrid Have Ten Eropean Cups

Funny story: Arsenal Win But Real Madrid Have Ten Eropean Cups

A weird event happened in the world of football this weekend: Arsenal won away at one of the best teams in the country. After (if you read the football papers) a hundred and seventy five years and nearly a million games Arsenal finally managed to scr...

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