Funny story: New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...

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Funny story: Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma

JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.

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Funny story: Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...

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Funny story: Madonna livid at reports linking her to Norwegian socialite's dumped body

Madonna livid at reports linking her to Norwegian socialite's dumped body

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Madonna is hopping mad at a London newspaper that said the butchered body of wealthy 23 year-old Norwegian socialite Martine Vik Magnussen was found 'less than five minutes' walk from her Marylebone home...

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Funny story: Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...

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Funny story: Madonna to adopt Theo Walcott

Madonna to adopt Theo Walcott

Mad donna has today launched an audacious bid to adopt baby faced Arsenal star Theo Walcott. Mad donna spotted his distraught picture in the newspaper the other day and told her assistants she wanted him. When the assistants tried to point out to...

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Funny story: Andrew Lloyd Webber will pen the opening ceremony for 2012 Olympics

Andrew Lloyd Webber will pen the opening ceremony for 2012 Olympics

The British Olympic Committee has approached Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce the choreography for the London 2012 Olympics. "He is the perfect choreographer," said Seb Coe, who is inexplicably in charge of the whole thing. "He typifies British Big...

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Funny story: Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...

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Funny story: Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"

CHICAGO - The singer formerly known as Madonna was in the Windy City shopping for a special cellulite removing salve imported from Finland that is only available at The Countess Department Store in Chicago. Madonna was asked if it was true that sh...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna

PARIS - In perhaps one of the most unusual adoptions in the history of adoptions Angelina Jolie who is 33, and her live-in partner, Brad Pitt who is 45, are making plans to adopt Madonna who is 50. Brad and Angelina, aka Brangelina, have three bio...

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Funny story: Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.

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Funny story: Madonna Kabbalists fend off Narconon Scientologists in fight for Britney's soul

Madonna Kabbalists fend off Narconon Scientologists in fight for Britney's soul

Los Angeles, California - (Recovery Mess): A fight to the death for Britney Spears' soul is under way in LA.

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Funny story: Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle. Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like a gaze...

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Funny story: Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

Elton John Says He Hates Madonna

LONDON - Elton John did not take too kindly to Madonna insinuating that Lady Gaga had gotten the idea for her song "Born This Way" from Madonna's song "Express Yourself." The 65-year-old British singer/songwriter recently performed at Liverpool's...

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Funny story: Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story: Madonna Wins The Ugliest Female Arms In The World Award

Madonna Wins The Ugliest Female Arms In The World Award

LOS ANGELES - The Society For The Right To Bare Arms has just named Madonna as this year's recipient of The Ugliest Female Arms in The World Award. Society President Ginger Montebudello, 53, said that the singer won 'hands' down. She added that Ma...

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Funny story: Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...

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Funny story: Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a...

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price

Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...

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