Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil
Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.
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Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that, after 62 years, Madonna has finally gotten that huge gap in her teeth fixed. Macadamia Honeysuckle reported that the penny-pinching songstress, who is either loved or hated, decided to f…
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Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna
Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna but she is only 5ft 1", while Madonna is 5ft 4" tall, three inches taller. When advised of the height difference she said "I am still bigger than Madonna I weigh 110lbs, whereas Madonna weighs only 100lb...
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Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave
MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...
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Madonna Has Just Become The Official Spokeswoman For McDonalds
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – Madonna said she wanted to become relevant once again and as the News Blues News Agency is reporting, the ‘Material Girl,” is getting her wish. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas reports that the 63-year-old grandmot…
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Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves
Citing increased concerns about threats posed by underwear bombers, the U.S. Congress passed a new law this week: Americans must wear underwear OUTSIDE clothes. Hiding it is no longer an option. The new law has received mixed reviews. Enterta...
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NFL adds 10 new rules for Super Bowl XLVIII
Lourdes is evacuated as Israel threaten to bomb Madonna!
Rock Star Seeks Mercy
Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters
Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)
Sarah Palin and Madonna had Sex in the 1980's
Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"
Madonna Said That Willie Nelson Invited Her To Visit His Tour Bus After The Grammy Awards Show
Sales of fake voices exceed those of cinema admissions
Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma
Clinton Camp Launches Blowjobs for Votes Campaign
Madonna Says She Will Run Against Florida’s Asshole Governor Ron DeSantis, and She’ll Kick His Ass From Miami to Pensacola
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Satire News) – Reporter April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review has broken the story regarding Madonna’s political aspirations and intentions. The 63-year-old resident of New York told Miss Jiggle that ever since 1998, she h…
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The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly
NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...
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Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude
Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...
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Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character
NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years. The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage...
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The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up
NEW YORK CITY – The Right Coast Revue is reporting that Madonna is at it again. She has just started a feud with America’s darling, Taylor Swift. The 61-year-old singer cannot seem to accept the fact that she has now become as relevant as an 8-tra...
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Madonna, Dennis Rodman to Open Fitness Franchise
Truth being stranger than fiction, Madonna announced her partnership with former NBA star Dennis Rodman to launch a new series of athletic gyms across North America. With a franchise working title of "The Virgin Worm", both principles held a press c...
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Madonna Is 64, But Her Rough-As-Hell Manly-Looking Hands Look Like She's In Her 80's
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - Madonna, aka "The Material Girl" has now become "The Material Grandmother." The songstress lives in New York's Upper East Side, but has apartments in Cleveland and Detroit. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter…
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Madonna’s Harmonica Player Reveals The Singer Has Inverted Nipples
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that singer Madonna, says she will change the spelling of her name to Ma-Donna, to honor her paternal aunt, 95-year-old Ma-Donna Silky. Madonna recently had to get brand new band members after all 6…
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Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"
Another tenet of Barack Obama's 'share the wealth' scheme was revealed today as word leaked out over the "Barack H. Obama Foundation" named after his proliferate father, and headed up by one of his many siblings, older brother Abon'go (just call me...
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Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A record executive with Round & Round Records, has just informed the news media that Madonna, who looks much older, heavier, and meaner than Naomi Campbell, is having trouble accepting the fact that she is no longe…
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Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel
PARIS - The Paris Souffle-Sun is reporting what could turn out to be the biggest adoption fight in the history of adoptions. World famous actress Angelina Jolie and world famous singer Madonna have both expressed a desire to add Hollie Steel, the...
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Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel
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Madonna, Dennis Rodman to Open Fitness Franchise
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Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"
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Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves
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The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly
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Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character
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Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant
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Madonna’s Harmonica Player Reveals The Singer Has Inverted Nipples
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Madonna Is 64, But Her Rough-As-Hell Manly-Looking Hands Look Like She's In Her 80's
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Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song
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Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil
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A-Rod's Colorado Photo Shoot
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Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave
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Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna
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Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude
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The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up
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Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed
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Madonna Has Just Become The Official Spokeswoman For McDonalds
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Madonna Says She Will Run Against Florida’s Asshole Governor Ron DeSantis, and She’ll Kick His Ass From Miami to Pensacola
