
Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil
Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.
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New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho
New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...
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Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher
BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was sitting backstage eating some Twinkies after having put on a fantastic show for a sold out crowd at Boise's Mashed Potatoes Arena. She was asked by a local television reporter what she thought about the mean remarks...
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The Madonna Miffed With Popeparazzi
"What am I, a saint?" moans Mary, mother of Jesus of Nazareth. "Why do these sketch artists and sculptors keep stalking me, trying to reproduce my image on canvas and stone? Their flashing torches are half-blinding me!"...
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The Justin Bieber - Madonna Feud Escalates
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Justin Bieber performed at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium in Green Bay. After the concert he was asked about the rumors of a feud between him and 51-year-old has-been singer Madonna. Justin simply shook his head and said...
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Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy
Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.
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China Criticizes FED: US Now Printing More $100 Bills than North Korea!
Madonna and Rihanna Doing Some Trash Talking
Madonna To Star In New Reality Show "Madonna's Feuds"
NY Yankees to Trade Alex Rodriquez to L.A. Angels for Seven-Foot Pitcher!
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Madonna falls off horse - rushed to hospital
Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude
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When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price
Sean Penn joins Argentine army and swears he'll take the Falklands single-handed!
Robert Pattinson To Star In New Guy Ritchie Movie
Madonna on Obama

Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters
ONLY IN AMERICA - NBC News reported yesterday: "...that as Florida's early voting gets underway, several organizations including a labor union found a unique way to get Miami residents to the polls." "Many of them Latino, were greeted out front with...
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Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits
REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.
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Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma
JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.
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Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...
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Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave
MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...
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Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking
MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...
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F***ing asteroids all over my birth chart moans Madonna
Los Angeles - A bunch of crazy asteroids is wreaking havoc with Material Girl's birth chart according to her astrologer. Last week a tricky brush-past of her 12th House of Natal Tragedies by mini-planetoid Melopomene was detected by Bunty Aurora,...
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Madonna Reignites Her Feud With Lady Gaga
TEL AVIV, Israel - Before her concert at Tel Aviv's Smiling Camel Arena, Madonna had expressed that she was feeling very ill from the remnants of jet lag. She was given several glasses of homogenized camel milk and she remarked that it made her fe...
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Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis
London, England - Poptart Madonna and husband/director Guy Ritchie have confirmed they are to divorce. Rumour mongers in Hollywood, London and New York have speculated the celebrity marriage was on the rocks for the past several months. According...
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Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus
BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
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American Idol Biased Towards the South
American Idol is biased. Yes, I said it. Most of the finalists have been from the South. We've only had one runner-up, Justin Guarini, from the North, and it's just not fair. The North has a long history of great talent. Madonna is from Michigan, which is in the NORTH. Prince is from Minneapolis, Minnesota, which is way NORTH. Aerosmith is from BOSTON, which is UP NORTH.
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SPECIAL EDITION: Ask Dr. Billingsgate
BILLINGSGATE POST: This attempt to reach out to the unwashed has been one of my most popular features. Your letters are a constant reminder to me of how lucky I am to be blessed with twelve Doctorates, while most of you struggle with literacy. Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE, I have been waiting to ask these questions. What is your first name and when will you be in my area? I would love to show you...
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Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby
NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle. Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like a gaze...
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Madonna Kabbalists fend off Narconon Scientologists in fight for Britney's soul
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Madonna livid at reports linking her to Norwegian socialite's dumped body
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Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor
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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna
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Madonna to adopt Theo Walcott
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Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"
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Andrew Lloyd Webber will pen the opening ceremony for 2012 Olympics
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Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts and Lady GaGa adopt Duchess of Alba Look
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The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly
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Madonna Adoption First Step to Forming Her Very Own Rainbow Family
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Michael Richards to wed Madonna and adopt two African boys.
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Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco
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A-Rod Reaches For Another MVP: Madonna's Vajay Play
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Madonna - "I'm Not A Bitch!"
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Madonna dates Jesus
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Administrative blunder sees Madonna adopt Guy Ritchie and marry Malawian child
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Madonna opens gym in Mexico City
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The New York Knicks 23-Year-Old Basketball Sensation Jeremy Lin Says That Madonna Wants To Adopt Him
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Obama and Kanye 'one hell of a father-son double act' says NYC DNA test