Funny story - Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"

Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"

Madonna, saying she was bored and needed a new hobby, was granted temporary custody of troubled kids Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears today after a judge said judicially, "Why not....nothing else seems to have worked!" The decision was not unconte...

Read full story
Funny story - Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Griffith, Indiana - Holy crap! The tears of a weeping madonna statue outside St Mary's Roamin Catlick Church have tested positive for avian post-digestive fecal matter, otherwise known as pigeon shit. All week parishioners had been flocking to th...

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie

Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna has lately been complaining that hardly anyone calls her anymore in regards to recording a song, appearing in a movie, or appearing on a late night talk show. So it was astounding when a Hollywood producer recently contacte...

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...

Read full story
Funny story - "Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

"Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.

Read full story
Funny story - Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters

Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters

ONLY IN AMERICA - NBC News reported yesterday: "...that as Florida's early voting gets underway, several organizations including a labor union found a unique way to get Miami residents to the polls." "Many of them Latino, were greeted out front with...

Read full story
Funny story - Celebrity misquotes

Celebrity misquotes

Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...

Read full story
Funny story - Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

NEW YORK CITY - The GLAAD Awards were presented at New York's Marriott Marquis de Sade Hotel and the biggest part of the event was when Madonna presented Anderson Cooper with an award. Madonna, was dressed as a Boy Scout and she told the audience...

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Pop superstar Madonna has said that she is definitely not going to give up husband Guy Ritchie's penis without a fight. The 50 year old singer said that her soon to be former husband never even used the appendage during their marriage - which leav...

Read full story
Breaking news…

Interested in writing your own spoof news stories like these?

Yes, tell me more!

Seven day catch up

Check out anything you've missed with the archive:

Funny story - Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song

Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song

The Material Girl is reinventing herself once again. Last seen on stage in 2002's hit play Up for Grabs, Madonna announced plans earlier this week to bring a new musical to London's West End.

Read full story
Funny story - Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking

MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...

Read full story
Funny story - The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up

The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up

NEW YORK CITY – The Right Coast Revue is reporting that Madonna is at it again. She has just started a feud with America’s darling, Taylor Swift. The 61-year-old singer cannot seem to accept the fact that she has now become as relevant as an 8-tra...

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology

Madonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology

London - (Menopausal Mess): Opus Dei tribute artiste Madonna has quit Kabbalah after a vision of necromancer Aleister Crowley initiated her in a multiple orgasm wet dream as Xenu's ultimate consort and Terran muse.

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years. The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage...

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna Blocks Cher from Entering Kenya

Madonna Blocks Cher from Entering Kenya

Cher's low-key pledge to help a Kenyan village may well be blocked by another superstar - Madonna. In an apparent rage at being upstaged in her adoption bid, Madge has bought the East African state to stop her singing rival entering the country.

Read full story
Funny story - Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

Read full story
Funny story - Madonna opens gym in Mexico City

Madonna opens gym in Mexico City

Hundreds of fans turned out to see singer and fitness fanatic Madonna open her first gym in Mexico City. Madonna, 52, who is hoping to open a chain of gyms, said she chose to Mexico City for the first one because she likes the poverty and needines...

Read full story
Search all Madonna spoof news…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more