Funny story - Madonna Has Just Become The Official Spokeswoman For McDonalds

Madonna Has Just Become The Official Spokeswoman For McDonalds

CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – Madonna said she wanted to become relevant once again and as the News Blues News Agency is reporting, the ‘Material Girl,” is getting her wish. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas reports that the 63-year-old grandmot…

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Funny story - Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story - Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed

Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that, after 62 years, Madonna has finally gotten that huge gap in her teeth fixed. Macadamia Honeysuckle reported that the penny-pinching songstress, who is either loved or hated, decided to f…

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Funny story - Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant

Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A record executive with Round & Round Records, has just informed the news media that Madonna, who looks much older, heavier, and meaner than Naomi Campbell, is having trouble accepting the fact that she is no longe…

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Funny story - Piers Morgan Denies Calling Madonna "Old," "Frumpy," and A "Has Been"

Piers Morgan Denies Calling Madonna "Old," "Frumpy," and A "Has Been"

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan has stated that he has to clear up a little matter that needs clearing up due to the fact that he does not want to get caught in the middle of 'The Lady Gaga - Madonna 'Sound-A-Like Song Feud.' Morgan allegedly told a...

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Funny story - Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...

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Funny story - Madonna to play Jimmy Savile in new biopic

Madonna to play Jimmy Savile in new biopic

Madonna is rumoured to be in talks to play the late Sir Jimmy Savile in the most hotly anticipated biopic of the year, 'Eurgh, Eurgh!'. According to an insider the Material Girl, a lifelong admirer of Savile, is so keen to land the role she is wo...

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Funny story - Madonna Says She Will Run Against Florida’s Asshole Governor Ron DeSantis, and She’ll Kick His Ass From Miami to Pensacola

Madonna Says She Will Run Against Florida’s Asshole Governor Ron DeSantis, and She’ll Kick His Ass From Miami to Pensacola

TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Satire News) – Reporter April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review has broken the story regarding Madonna’s political aspirations and intentions. The 63-year-old resident of New York told Miss Jiggle that ever since 1998, she h…

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected

Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected

(Blacksburg, VA) -- United Nations Envoy for Children, Refugees, & Lip Gloss Angelina Jolie, never one to shy from the glare of the media spotlight, has adopted the entire student body of Virginia Tech. Madonna, pop star and celebrity adopter, expr...

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Funny story - Madonna to divorce Guy Richie for Lance Armstrong!

Madonna to divorce Guy Richie for Lance Armstrong!

It's official - Madonna and Guy Richie are headed for divorce court. And, it is not Alex Rodriquez that is coming between this power couple, the cause of this celeb breakup is none other than Lance Armstrong. Armstrong and Madonna have secretly...

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Funny story - Madonna Reveals That She Has a Brand New Tattoo on Her Hooha

Madonna Reveals That She Has a Brand New Tattoo on Her Hooha

BROOKLYN, New York – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, the singer known as Madonna is devasted at the fact that she is no longer relevant and most people under the age of 40 have never even heard of her. Madonna, whose real…

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Funny story - Madonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology

Madonna quits Kabbalah for Scientology

London - (Menopausal Mess): Opus Dei tribute artiste Madonna has quit Kabbalah after a vision of necromancer Aleister Crowley initiated her in a multiple orgasm wet dream as Xenu's ultimate consort and Terran muse.

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Funny story - Madonna attacks Brad Pitt for 'illegal adoption' of baby girl

Madonna attacks Brad Pitt for 'illegal adoption' of baby girl

Madonna Louise Ciccone has attacked Brad Pitt for adopting a child 'illegally' and sneaking the child out of her native country, hidden inside a large luggage bag. She said the man should never have visited an impoverished country with the sole in...

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Funny story - Madonna Breaks Photoshop: "Trying To Make Her Not Look Like Iggy Pop In A Wig Was Too Much."

Madonna Breaks Photoshop: "Trying To Make Her Not Look Like Iggy Pop In A Wig Was Too Much."

Adobe executives are threatening strong legal action, after 60-something has-been Madonna was found to be the cause behind every licensed copy of Adobe's Photoshop, the Auto-tune of retouching software. And the proof is in the photos. Some hid...

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Funny story - Madonna’s Harmonica Player Reveals The Singer Has Inverted Nipples

Madonna’s Harmonica Player Reveals The Singer Has Inverted Nipples

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that singer Madonna, says she will change the spelling of her name to Ma-Donna, to honor her paternal aunt, 95-year-old Ma-Donna Silky. Madonna recently had to get brand new band members after all 6…

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Funny story - Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...

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Funny story - Madonna Scheduled To Have Major Surgery

Madonna Scheduled To Have Major Surgery

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Madonna, who is trying her damnedest to become relevant again, has just announced that she has decided to finally have the surgery that she has been putting off for 20 years. The woman made the word material more popular…

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Funny story - Britney Spears, Madonna and Pamela Anderson do nothing shocker!

Britney Spears, Madonna and Pamela Anderson do nothing shocker!

Sources close to tears were said to be very upset yesterday that there was absolutely no news about publicity seekers Britney Spears, Madonna or Pamela Anderson. Newspapers are being printed with pages completely blank, where editors usually rely on...

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Funny story - Robert Mugabe The Latest African 'Child' To Be Adopted By Madonna

Robert Mugabe The Latest African 'Child' To Be Adopted By Madonna

President Dr Robert Mugabe, embroiled in a power struggle for the leadership of his native Zimbabwe, is to be the latest African child to be adopted by Madonna, 'sources' have revealed.

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate

Angelina Jolie and Madonna sign for celebrity surrogate

Turkeybaste production chiefs were cock a hoop today when Hollywood A lister and media mammy Angelina Jolie agreed to participate in the first series of 'Celebrity surrogate' only hours after they had clinched a deal with newly divorced multi platinu...

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