Funny story: Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story: Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

Study Finds No Explaining Weeping Madonna

HOLLYWOOD (Rotters) - A study conducted on the case of Madonna reportedly shedding tears a decade ago concluded that the event has no human explanation, a Los Angeles newspaper reported today.

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Funny story: The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

Taylor Swift Reveals A Very Intimate Secret About Herself

SAN ANTONIO - Taylor Swift was in San Antonio taking a tour of the famous Alamo when she was approached by a reporter for the national news program Bedroom Pillow Talk. The reporter Metzenbaum Kassenbaum had previously been the first reporter to b...

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Funny story: Madonna Injured Again, This Time On Stage

Madonna Injured Again, This Time On Stage

Madonna went down suddenly during a performance at the Bercy Arena in Paris last night according to an AP account although no one at the present can or will say what happened. She was seen by several people later being helped to a waiting limousin...

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Funny story: Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...

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Funny story: Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...

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Funny story: Madonna Sues Over Botched Landing Strip

Madonna Sues Over Botched Landing Strip

LOS ANGELES, CA - Madonna is suing the Vajayjay Bikini Waxing Salon claiming that her botched Brazilian waxing has caused so much pain and suffering, she may have to go back to A-Roid. According to the complaint, Madonna requested a Brazilian wax...

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Funny story: Madonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People

Madonna Releases New Album: Confuses Old People

Madonna Louise Ciccone-Richie, the artist formerly known as Madonna, has released a new album under the moniker Esther C.

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Funny story: Madonna 'To Purchase Second Child'

Madonna 'To Purchase Second Child'

Aging and well past her sell by date Pop star Madonna is to travel to Malawi in a bid to bribe her way into buying a second child, because the first one is 'getting on her nerves' - well, not quite her nerves, her team of Nanny's nerves. The 70-y...

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Funny story: Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

NEW YORK CITY - Attorney's for Madonna have filed a motion in New York City's 13th District Court regarding what they are alleging to be copyright infringement. The writ which was filed in Judge Payman "Skipper" Alderbeer's court stipulates that t...

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Funny story: Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not

Justin Bieber In Denial: I Have Never Smoked Pot - Of Course I Think That I May Just Be In Denial, But Maybe Not

TORONTO - Justin Bieber says that he has made an appointment to see a therapist about his addiction to caffeine and cashews. The Canadian singer recently told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that he feels that the news media has treated h...

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Funny story: Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

Madonna Admits That Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was Lip Synced And She Explains The Reason Why

BROOKLYN - Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance. The 53-year-old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24-year-old boy...

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Funny story: New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho

New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...

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Funny story: Puerto Rico Denies Madonna Adoption Rights to ARod

Puerto Rico Denies Madonna Adoption Rights to ARod

Just when the Material girl thought she had acquired her latest foreign adoption, the trade deal fell through. US Commonwealth Puerto Rico has denied the Dance Like an Egyptian Queen her adoption of Alex Rodriguez. Rumours were flying about the froun...

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Funny story: Marmite XO: The Extra Strong Yeast Infection Goes On Sale in UK! Customers Holding Their Breath!

Marmite XO: The Extra Strong Yeast Infection Goes On Sale in UK! Customers Holding Their Breath!

Hard core Brits are waiting with baited breath (whew) for the long awaited extra strength cracker spread Marmite, which goes on sale early next month in time for St. Patrick's Day. The much maligned Spread for Bread, around since 1902 , has a str...

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Funny story: Madonna And Barack Obama To Collaborate In Song And Dance Routine Of Mr. Bojangles At Super Bowl

Madonna And Barack Obama To Collaborate In Song And Dance Routine Of Mr. Bojangles At Super Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Confirming a not-so-well-kept secret, the NFL and NBC announced today that President Barack Obama will indeed collaborate with the Material Woman in a song and dance rendition of Mr. Bojangles during the half-time show of Super Bowl X...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson is Father of Madonna's Malawian Kids

Michael Jackson is Father of Madonna's Malawian Kids

Dead superstar Michael Jackson is the father of David and Mercy, the two Malawian children adopted by singer Madonna, so claims a lawyer for the Jackson family. Jackson has been linked to many children in recent weeks, including some freaky-looking...

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Funny story: Madonna in African school scandal

Madonna in African school scandal

Madonna has been critisised world-wide for, after donating money to a Rwandan school, visiting it during a recent visit to the continent for charity, and asking the teacher showing her around "How much would one child be" as she pointed towards the p...

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