Funny story: Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story: Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...

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Funny story: Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties

NEW YORK CITY - Attorney's for Madonna have filed a motion in New York City's 13th District Court regarding what they are alleging to be copyright infringement. The writ which was filed in Judge Payman "Skipper" Alderbeer's court stipulates that t...

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Funny story: Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...

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Funny story: Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.

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Funny story: Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

NEW YORK CITY - Selena Gomez performed a concert before a sell out crowd at Yankee Stadium. The concession stand director stated that they had never ever sold the amount of popcorn, Crackerjacks, and hot dogs that they sold during the two-hour concer...

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Funny story: Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy

Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.

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Funny story: Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

While selection of a single stage name became popular in the late 70's and 80's, many elderly musical artists are starting to regret their chosen monikers now that retirement is looming. What was a unique way to draw attention to yourself as an ar...

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Funny story: Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves

Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves

Citing increased concerns about threats posed by underwear bombers, the U.S. Congress passed a new law this week: Americans must wear underwear OUTSIDE clothes. Hiding it is no longer an option. The new law has received mixed reviews. Enterta...

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Funny story: Madonna lusts for Rock 'n' Roll Hole of Fame

Madonna lusts for Rock 'n' Roll Hole of Fame

Los Angeles, California: (Ass Mess & Reuterus): Madonna's desperate climb to Rock 'N' Roll's Hole of Fame took a step closer this week with the announcement of her nomination along with other desperate wannabes including Leon...

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Funny story: Madonna Kabbalists fend off Narconon Scientologists in fight for Britney's soul

Madonna Kabbalists fend off Narconon Scientologists in fight for Britney's soul

Los Angeles, California - (Recovery Mess): A fight to the death for Britney Spears' soul is under way in LA.

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Funny story: Madonna Having 'A Bit Of Trouble' Below Decks

Madonna Having 'A Bit Of Trouble' Below Decks

Squillionairess, superstar, mistress of reinvention and children's book writer Madonna was reportedly today in a state of extreme frustration resulting from the very real reality that not one single individual has as yet championed her for a part in...

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Funny story: Madonna - "I'm Not A Bitch!"

Madonna - "I'm Not A Bitch!"

Fading pop/porn star Mad Donna has refuted claims that she is a vein, arrogant, pompous, untalented, unscrupulous, unhappy bitch. Following her quickie divorce of Guy Ritchie she has lashed out at the media who are trying to portray her as being a...

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Funny story: NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected

NFL Investigating Gaga's Concussion; Madonna Suspected

New York City - The National Football League's Special Task Force on Head Injuries has begun a formal investigation of a recent onstage incident involving Lady Gaga, a metal pipe and a concussion. Gaga suffered the concussion earlier this week dur...

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Funny story: Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out in Central Park walking her pet flamingo when she was approached by an entertainment news program reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked the "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer what she thought about Christin...

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Funny story: Heather Mills rushes to Guy Ritchie's side! Offered top role in his latest pic; says: "I'm ready to comfort and help him in any way I can" - Macca-Madonna absolutely livid!

Heather Mills rushes to Guy Ritchie's side! Offered top role in his latest pic; says: "I'm ready to comfort and help him in any way I can" - Macca-Madonna absolutely livid!

Saying she 'completely understands' what Guy is going through, a mini-skirted Heather Mills rushed to his side to lend him a shoulder to cry on. "I know what it's like to be unfairly called a gold-digger; used like an old rag and then tossed aside...

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Funny story: NFL Grounds Madonna For Super Bowl: FAA Found Her Bat Wings Structurally Unsound

NFL Grounds Madonna For Super Bowl: FAA Found Her Bat Wings Structurally Unsound

BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL officials announced this afternoon that Madonna will not be able to join flight with the 1000 white pigeons that will be released during half-time at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. Citing information received from the...

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Funny story: Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Griffith, Indiana - Holy crap! The tears of a weeping madonna statue outside St Mary's Roamin Catlick Church have tested positive for avian post-digestive fecal matter, otherwise known as pigeon shit. All week parishioners had been flocking to th...

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Funny story: Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Makena HI-- Heather Mills and Guy Ritchie surprised everyone in the world and quietly married each other today. The ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney and the ex-Mr. Madonna tied the knot at a small, quaint church in Wales before flying off to Maui for their ho...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

NEW YORK CITY - The GLAAD Awards were presented at New York's Marriott Marquis de Sade Hotel and the biggest part of the event was when Madonna presented Anderson Cooper with an award. Madonna, was dressed as a Boy Scout and she told the audience...

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