Madonna Granted Custodialship of Britney and Lindsay, Promises "End of Bad Habits!"
Madonna, saying she was bored and needed a new hobby, was granted temporary custody of troubled kids Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears today after a judge said judicially, "Why not....nothing else seems to have worked!" The decision was not unconte...
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Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'
Griffith, Indiana - Holy crap! The tears of a weeping madonna statue outside St Mary's Roamin Catlick Church have tested positive for avian post-digestive fecal matter, otherwise known as pigeon shit. All week parishioners had been flocking to th...
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Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave
MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...
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Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits
REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.
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Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...
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Madonna Turns Down A Role In A Porn Movie
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna has lately been complaining that hardly anyone calls her anymore in regards to recording a song, appearing in a movie, or appearing on a late night talk show. So it was astounding when a Hollywood producer recently contacte...
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Madonna running for VP
Academics Get Their Panties In A Knot Over Henry Louis Gates Arrest
The Madonna - Rihanna Feud Is Getting Ugly
Miley Cyrus Stoned For Being A Whore in Saudi Arabia
Madonna To Be The New Pope
The Highlights of 2012
Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil
Angelina Jolie gives birth - Madonna to adopt
Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato
Lady Gaga Turns 28 - Going On 8
Clinton Camp Launches Blowjobs for Votes Campaign
Madonna's Boy Toy Reveals That He Totally Hates That Name
Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus
BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
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"Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna
PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.
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Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters
ONLY IN AMERICA - NBC News reported yesterday: "...that as Florida's early voting gets underway, several organizations including a labor union found a unique way to get Miami residents to the polls." "Many of them Latino, were greeted out front with...
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Celebrity misquotes
Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
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Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay
NEW YORK CITY - The GLAAD Awards were presented at New York's Marriott Marquis de Sade Hotel and the biggest part of the event was when Madonna presented Anderson Cooper with an award. Madonna, was dressed as a Boy Scout and she told the audience...
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Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis
Pop superstar Madonna has said that she is definitely not going to give up husband Guy Ritchie's penis without a fight. The 50 year old singer said that her soon to be former husband never even used the appendage during their marriage - which leav...
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Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking
MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...
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The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up
NEW YORK CITY – The Right Coast Revue is reporting that Madonna is at it again. She has just started a feud with America’s darling, Taylor Swift. The 61-year-old singer cannot seem to accept the fact that she has now become as relevant as an 8-tra...
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Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character
NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years. The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage...
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Madonna Blocks Cher from Entering Kenya
Cher's low-key pledge to help a Kenyan village may well be blocked by another superstar - Madonna. In an apparent rage at being upstaged in her adoption bid, Madge has bought the East African state to stop her singing rival entering the country.
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Baphomet
"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
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Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo
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New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho
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Madonna Loses Plagiarism Lawsuit
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Michael Richards to wed Madonna and adopt two African boys.
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Madonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy
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Sarah Palin and Madonna had Sex in the 1980's
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Madonna and Britney Spears Join The Spoof.com
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Lady Gaga Stealing Madonna's Act?
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Lady Gaga running for President of United States in 2012
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Madonna Demands That Lady Gaga Pay Her Royalties
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The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly
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Madonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable
