New book outs Jackie O as George Bush Sr's secret ho
New York - A sophisticated bipartisan cover-up about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy's cold war love life is laid bare in a new biography dishing the dirt on stuff many Americans thiught long dead and buried. And it names Madonna as Jackie's 1958 'stillbor...
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Nude Madonna, Hilton, Spears Mum as Sharon Plans Exorcism, Comeback, Despite Coma
JERUSALEM -- Former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has more free time on his hands than he did at the height of his power and there are signs he and his staff are using it to fashion a new image for a political comeback.
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Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude
Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...
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Madonna livid at reports linking her to Norwegian socialite's dumped body
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Madonna is hopping mad at a London newspaper that said the butchered body of wealthy 23 year-old Norwegian socialite Martine Vik Magnussen was found 'less than five minutes' walk from her Marylebone home...
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Celebrity misquotes
Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
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Madonna to adopt Theo Walcott
Mad donna has today launched an audacious bid to adopt baby faced Arsenal star Theo Walcott. Mad donna spotted his distraught picture in the newspaper the other day and told her assistants she wanted him. When the assistants tried to point out to...
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Paris Hilton asks: Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters
The heat is on as Madonna and Marine Le Pen 'forced to use separate airports' in ongoing spat
Madonna To Star In New Reality Show "Madonna's Feuds"
Madonna and Justin(e) to lock lips at up coming MTV awards in Las Vegas next month; Madonna feels young again
Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay
Madonna To Adopt An American Child
Madonna Says That Joan Rivers Needs To Retire
Simon Cowell Changes Mind after J-Lo Becomes Judge
Adele Equals Madonna Album Record
Taylor Swift Backs Up Selena Gomez And Tells Madonna To Leave Demi Lovato Alone And Pick On Someone Her Own Age Like Cher
A-Rod Reaches For Another MVP: Madonna's Vajay Play
Andrew Lloyd Webber will pen the opening ceremony for 2012 Olympics
The British Olympic Committee has approached Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce the choreography for the London 2012 Olympics. "He is the perfect choreographer," said Seb Coe, who is inexplicably in charge of the whole thing. "He typifies British Big...
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Chelsea Handler and Madonna Get Into Some Trash Talking
MALIBU BEACH - Sparks recently flew at a Hawaiian Luau Beach Party that Rob Pattinson threw in honor of Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of the television hit series The Vampire Diaries. The party was held at RPattz Malibu Beach house The Va...
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Madonna Trying Desperately To Make A Comeback With Her New Song "Okay So Who Really Gives A Flying Eff If My Knockers Are Lopsided?"
CHICAGO - The singer formerly known as Madonna was in the Windy City shopping for a special cellulite removing salve imported from Finland that is only available at The Countess Department Store in Chicago. Madonna was asked if it was true that sh...
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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna
PARIS - In perhaps one of the most unusual adoptions in the history of adoptions Angelina Jolie who is 33, and her live-in partner, Brad Pitt who is 45, are making plans to adopt Madonna who is 50. Brad and Angelina, aka Brangelina, have three bio...
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Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby
NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle. Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like a gaze...
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Madonna Wins The Ugliest Female Arms In The World Award
LOS ANGELES - The Society For The Right To Bare Arms has just named Madonna as this year's recipient of The Ugliest Female Arms in The World Award. Society President Ginger Montebudello, 53, said that the singer won 'hands' down. She added that Ma...
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Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave
MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...
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Madonna Comments On Her Alleged Charlie Sheen Bikini Line Tattoo
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna is certainly one individual who has been around the block a few times so she is definitely no stranger to the world of rumors. She was asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors about the story circulating around that she has a...
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Baphomet
"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
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When Jeremy Paxman Met Katie Price
Good evening. In the first of our interviews with leading British celebrities, tonight we're talking here in our London studios to Katie Price. Now, Katie Price, why would anybody want to watch you on television or read about you in the newspapers? Jeremy Paxman: Hang on, do you mind, you're in the wrong studio… Katie Price: Wot u talkin bout? Jeremy Paxman: I'm supposed to be interviewin...
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Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry
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Madonna Dating Levi Johnston
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