Funny story - Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story - Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed

Madonna Finally Gets That Gap In Her Teeth Fixed

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that, after 62 years, Madonna has finally gotten that huge gap in her teeth fixed. Macadamia Honeysuckle reported that the penny-pinching songstress, who is either loved or hated, decided to f…

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Funny story - Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna

Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna

Lady Gaga claims she is bigger than Madonna but she is only 5ft 1", while Madonna is 5ft 4" tall, three inches taller. When advised of the height difference she said "I am still bigger than Madonna I weigh 110lbs, whereas Madonna weighs only 100lb...

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Funny story - Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...

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Funny story - Madonna Has Just Become The Official Spokeswoman For McDonalds

Madonna Has Just Become The Official Spokeswoman For McDonalds

CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – Madonna said she wanted to become relevant once again and as the News Blues News Agency is reporting, the ‘Material Girl,” is getting her wish. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas reports that the 63-year-old grandmot…

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Funny story - Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves

Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves

Citing increased concerns about threats posed by underwear bombers, the U.S. Congress passed a new law this week: Americans must wear underwear OUTSIDE clothes. Hiding it is no longer an option. The new law has received mixed reviews. Enterta...

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Funny story - Madonna Says She Will Run Against Florida’s Asshole Governor Ron DeSantis, and She’ll Kick His Ass From Miami to Pensacola

Madonna Says She Will Run Against Florida’s Asshole Governor Ron DeSantis, and She’ll Kick His Ass From Miami to Pensacola

TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Satire News) – Reporter April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review has broken the story regarding Madonna’s political aspirations and intentions. The 63-year-old resident of New York told Miss Jiggle that ever since 1998, she h…

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Funny story - The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...

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Funny story - Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Ukraine's precious Vladimir Madonna icon weeping teardrops of Black Sea Crude

Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...

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Funny story - Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

Madonna Admits That Cellulite Gives Her Character

NEW YORK CITY - The singer who sang "Papa Don't Preach" has just admitted something that she has been denying for years. The Material Grandmother told Pia Confetti with Celebrity Globe that she can no longer deny the fact that the dreaded cottage...

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Funny story - The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up

The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up

NEW YORK CITY – The Right Coast Revue is reporting that Madonna is at it again. She has just started a feud with America’s darling, Taylor Swift. The 61-year-old singer cannot seem to accept the fact that she has now become as relevant as an 8-tra...

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Funny story - Madonna, Dennis Rodman to Open Fitness Franchise

Madonna, Dennis Rodman to Open Fitness Franchise

Truth being stranger than fiction, Madonna announced her partnership with former NBA star Dennis Rodman to launch a new series of athletic gyms across North America. With a franchise working title of "The Virgin Worm", both principles held a press c...

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Funny story - Madonna Is 64, But Her Rough-As-Hell Manly-Looking Hands Look Like She's In Her 80's

Madonna Is 64, But Her Rough-As-Hell Manly-Looking Hands Look Like She's In Her 80's

NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - Madonna, aka "The Material Girl" has now become "The Material Grandmother." The songstress lives in New York's Upper East Side, but has apartments in Cleveland and Detroit. Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter…

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Funny story - Madonna’s Harmonica Player Reveals The Singer Has Inverted Nipples

Madonna’s Harmonica Player Reveals The Singer Has Inverted Nipples

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that singer Madonna, says she will change the spelling of her name to Ma-Donna, to honor her paternal aunt, 95-year-old Ma-Donna Silky. Madonna recently had to get brand new band members after all 6…

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Funny story - Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

Another tenet of Barack Obama's 'share the wealth' scheme was revealed today as word leaked out over the "Barack H. Obama Foundation" named after his proliferate father, and headed up by one of his many siblings, older brother Abon'go (just call me...

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Funny story - A-Rod's Colorado Photo Shoot

A-Rod's Colorado Photo Shoot

VAIL, Colorado - New York Yankees Super Star Alex Rodriguez is in the beautiful state of Colorado recovering from recent hip surgery. And while in Colorado, he has decided to take some photographs, which 100 percent of the people who visit the sta...

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Funny story - Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song

Madonna plans Kabbalah musical; Cruise counters with Scientology song

The Material Girl is reinventing herself once again. Last seen on stage in 2002's hit play Up for Grabs, Madonna announced plans earlier this week to bring a new musical to London's West End.

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Funny story - Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant

Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A record executive with Round & Round Records, has just informed the news media that Madonna, who looks much older, heavier, and meaner than Naomi Campbell, is having trouble accepting the fact that she is no longe…

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

Angelina Jolie and Madonna Fighting Over Adopting Hollie Steel

PARIS - The Paris Souffle-Sun is reporting what could turn out to be the biggest adoption fight in the history of adoptions. World famous actress Angelina Jolie and world famous singer Madonna have both expressed a desire to add Hollie Steel, the...

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Funny story - Comments on June's News Headlines

Comments on June's News Headlines

Filmmaker Waters (Pink Flamingos) complains that Trump forever ruined bad taste. Actually I can’t add much to that comment…………. Jared Kushner has taken a Masters class in writing so that he can write his memoir. Well, that is an improvement…

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