Funny story - Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

Madonna says Shimizu was a non-human sex slave

MADONNA reportedly enjoyed a lesbian affair with a bull dike model JENNY SHIMIZU. The former Calvin Klein model tells British newspaper News Of The World, the feminine chart buster selected her for a boy-on-girl romance from a casting video. S...

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Funny story - Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...

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Funny story - Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Madonna signs multi-million $$$ deal with The Devil

Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.

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Funny story - Madonna dating "Satan"

Madonna dating "Satan"

Photographs of Madonna passionately kissing model Satan Sux have been released. In the pictures, the 50-year-old singer is seen lying on top of the 22-year-old Brazilian devil and looking on as he towels himself down. The images appear in a 46-...

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Funny story - The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

The Madonna - Russell Crowe Feud Gets Ugly

NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna. For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...

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Funny story - Madonna To Be The New Pope

Madonna To Be The New Pope

In a surprise move, pop star and all-round girl-you-wished-wasn't-next door Madonna is to become the new Pope.

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Funny story - Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

NEW YORK CITY - The GLAAD Awards were presented at New York's Marriott Marquis de Sade Hotel and the biggest part of the event was when Madonna presented Anderson Cooper with an award. Madonna, was dressed as a Boy Scout and she told the audience...

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Funny story - Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Madonna says she's not returning Guy's penis

Pop superstar Madonna has said that she is definitely not going to give up husband Guy Ritchie's penis without a fight. The 50 year old singer said that her soon to be former husband never even used the appendage during their marriage - which leav...

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Funny story - Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco

Madonna helping Britney with secret London move after child custody fiasco

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Madonna is secretly helping beleaguered Britney Spears to move to London after the Californian singer's temporary loss of custody of her two young sons to money-grubbing ex-husband Kevin Federline.

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Funny story - Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

Madonna quits show biz; press blames her tits

REDONDO BEACH, Calif. -- In a shocking announcement, Madonna is calling her show business career quits. Rumors persist that the decision has all to do with the diva's tits.

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Funny story - The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up

The Madonna–Taylor Swift Feud Flares Up

NEW YORK CITY – The Right Coast Revue is reporting that Madonna is at it again. She has just started a feud with America’s darling, Taylor Swift. The 61-year-old singer cannot seem to accept the fact that she has now become as relevant as an 8-tra...

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Funny story - Madonna To Auction More Nude Pictures For Obama Stimulus

Madonna To Auction More Nude Pictures For Obama Stimulus

(Los Angeles-CA) Directly on the heels or insert the body part of your choice of this week's Christie's auction of a full frontal nude photograph of Madonna selling for over $37,000.00, the original Material Girl announced today at a Regent Beverly W...

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Funny story - Ageing Madonna booed off of stage in Paris because she could only manage 45 minutes!

Ageing Madonna booed off of stage in Paris because she could only manage 45 minutes!

Angry Madonna fans in Paris threw plastic bottles and booed after she "done a runner" after only 45 minutes. In fact she didn't even sing a word because the show was done in play-back. In the press conference after the show Madonna admitted the fo...

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Funny story - Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

Madonna Rants That Christina Aguilera Is Too Skinny And That Someone Needs To Give Her A Hot Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna was out in Central Park walking her pet flamingo when she was approached by an entertainment news program reporter. Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked the "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer what she thought about Christin...

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Funny story - Madonna Is Now Feuding With Rihanna - She Said Rihanna's Red Hair Makes Her Look Like Ronald McDonald

Madonna Is Now Feuding With Rihanna - She Said Rihanna's Red Hair Makes Her Look Like Ronald McDonald

BISMARCK, North Dakota - Madonna performed before a crowd of 11, at Bismarck's Motel 6 Half Dozen of The Other. She performed for 45 minutes in which she sang the updated versions of her songs "Material Grandmother," "Like A 51-Year-Old Virgin,"...

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Funny story - Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

Sting, Bono, The Edge and Madonna Second Guess Chosen Stage Names

While selection of a single stage name became popular in the late 70's and 80's, many elderly musical artists are starting to regret their chosen monikers now that retirement is looming. What was a unique way to draw attention to yourself as an ar...

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Funny story - Madonna Ends Her Marriage And Her 'Stinky and Sweaty' Tour

Madonna Ends Her Marriage And Her 'Stinky and Sweaty' Tour

Slippery Rock, PA-- Madonna ended her pathetic 'Stinky and Sweaty' tour today at the Slippery Rock Arena. No one bothered to show up for the free concert anyway. The has-been whore had no plans for the future. Her husband, Guy Smegma, is also divor...

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Funny story - Madonna Pops A Rod

Madonna Pops A Rod

Nothing good came from attempts to hide the unlikely relationship when the famous N.Y. Yankees hitter Alex Rodriguez, was seen off stage during a recent Madonna show. Freaks, Greeks, and athletes with strong physique are the preferred boy-toys f...

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Funny story - A-Rod Joined on Yanks by Switch Hitting Maddona!

A-Rod Joined on Yanks by Switch Hitting Maddona!

New York/NY Sporting Times - The spendthrift Yankees continued their wanton ways today with the announcement that they had added "The Queen of Pop" to their already potent,though aging , lineup. Madonna, known as a racy switch hitter after her e...

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Funny story - Madonna and Britney Spears Join The Spoof.com

Madonna and Britney Spears Join The Spoof.com

Cyberspace - It has been revealed that "Madonna and Britney Spears have decided to join on as writers". While the two celebrities have not confirmed the report this has not stopped current writers from shamelessly using their celebrity to stir things...

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