Charity Begins at Home: Barack's Brother Fronts Bogus 'Non Profit', Obama Foundation; Flaunts 'Family Ties!"

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Sunday, 8 May 2011

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Abon'go Obama's Residence said to be waiting just for drapes prior to move in!

Another tenet of Barack Obama's 'share the wealth' scheme was revealed today as word leaked out over the "Barack H. Obama Foundation" named after his proliferate father, and headed up by one of his many siblings, older brother Abon'go (just call me 'Roy.'

According to revelations in a noted US paper, the charity claims non profit tax exempt status touting tax deductible contributions, but has yet to register in it's 'home state' of Virginia, nor has it surfaced on the radar of the IRS which requires filings concerning status, expenses, and salaries. The scam has been operating since 2008, a date that just might be significant.

Roy is said to have started the foundation the same year Barry 'decided' to run for President, although it's alleged the scheme didn't take off until he spent a year as a 'financial intern' under the tutelage of congressman Charles Wrangle (sic) and the not very Reverend Al Sharpton learning the 'in's' and especially the 'outs' of non profit frauds for which the two New York race hustlers are still being pursued for non payment of taxes, and non disclosure of finances for over 5 years.

According to the just initiated investigation, the IRS and the Post Office are now 'looking into ' charges of fraud, (don't hold your breath.)

Abon'go says the charity has built a school for Muslim Children in Kenya, (Can you spell Madonna), brings fresh drinking water to the village which is the Obama ancestral home, and is currently building an "Imam" residence....with the Imam to be named later after a "first to the Post' electoral scheme to be overseen by........Roy!

Abon'go spends some of his time in Kenya, and some of his time, as Roy, in Virginia where he is also said to be an unregistered lobbyist for an unknown third world country.

The fact that Abon'go/Roy was younger brother Barry's Best Man at his wedding, and attended the President's inauguration, has now raised additional questions in the US with some conspiracy proponents now demanding to see Barry's wedding certificate!

Roy, recently highlighted in an exclusive news report on revered 'The' after his marriage to his third (3rd) wife, this one a teen, or pre teen, as the birth certificate was not available at press time, seems to be enjoying his time in the spotlight.

He was recently recognized as 'entrepreneur of the year' in Nigeria, for his last venture, selling Obama Tee Shirts promising 1/2 of the proceeds going for prayer rugs to help decorate the soon-to-be-named Imam's residence.

He is also said to be the CFO of a Kenyan Bank seeking venture capital from American's trying to free up cash from windfall stimulus funds provided to the country by the IMF, UN, EU and the US treasury and which promises returns 'in excess of 1000%...."tax free!"

Said a now immune to scandal US taxpayer, " Like father, like son, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree...these guys would screw a snake for a nickel or a pound...BASTARDS!

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