Madonna in African school scandal

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Thursday, 10 June 2010

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Madonna has been critisised world-wide for, after donating money to a Rwandan school, visiting it during a recent visit to the continent for charity, and asking the teacher showing her around "How much would one child be" as she pointed towards the playground.

She then proceeded to write a further check to the school before she was removed by local police officer and deported back to America. She now has a lifetime ban on entering Rwanda but vows to "keep getting more kids cheap" for as long as possible.

The government of Rwanda has responded with the following comment "Mrs Madonna will no longer be granted visas to enter our glorious country on the grounds that she no longer wants to adopt children for herself, but for the press to peer at.Therefore these actions have been taken."

Jack Videlo Reporting from Kigali

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