Funny story: Russell Brand - The Anti-Christ?

Russell Brand - The Anti-Christ?

Love him or hate him, the British comedian, actor, radio host, TV presenter, author, and activist, Russell Brand is hot property in entertainment circles, but is there something sinister lurking in his background? Brand has always been controversi...

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Funny story: Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers

Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers

To the relief of many determined to believe in God, despite the lack of evidence of any participatory deity who intervenes in any noticeable way in the workings of the human world, Christian theologian Dr. Mortimer Lane of Nashville, Tennessee, has o...

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Funny story: God appears over the Manchester sky disguised as a "Red-Headed Demon" out of the BLUE!

God appears over the Manchester sky disguised as a "Red-Headed Demon" out of the BLUE!

After 93 minutes of boredom, ineptitude and misery, God, watching from his lofty heights in his VIP, SKY box, decided enough is enough! A miracle over the sunny Manchester skies happened yesterday as a fiery bolt from heaven struck and gave everyb...

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Funny story: Alabama Legalizes Rape

Alabama Legalizes Rape

In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her...

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Funny story: Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...

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Funny story: Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Assault Weapons Chief Says God Is On His Side

Commenting on the accidental murder of a nine-year-old girl's assault weapons instructor on a gun range, because of her inability to control her Uzi submachine gun, and thus blowing part of his brains out, Wayne La Pisse of the "Owning Guns Is A God-...

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Funny story: Fishermen must "embrace the suck" of a colossal squid

Fishermen must "embrace the suck" of a colossal squid

Fishermen from New Zealand fishing the cold waters of Antarctica's Lost Sea were surprised last month after their small fishing boat hooked what turned out to be the world's largest known colossal squid ever caught.

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Funny story: Angry God Smites Whitney Houston Over Facebook Post

Angry God Smites Whitney Houston Over Facebook Post

God, "angry beyond belief" at a facebook posting a young woman made, smote Whitney Houston over the weekend as "punishment," and posted the divine act to his Youtube account. "I'm tired of you badmouthing me on the internet," the Lord of Hosts sa...

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Funny story: Poverty-Stricken Christian Boy Asks God to Let Him Out By Side of Road

Poverty-Stricken Christian Boy Asks God to Let Him Out By Side of Road

After his father was laid off from his construction job and his family became forced to subsist on food stamps and public assistance, eight-year-old Chris Peterson of Augusta, Georgia, prayed to God, specifically requesting that he be let out by the...

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Funny story: Tea Party Raptured, Republican Leadership Converts from Christianity

Tea Party Raptured, Republican Leadership Converts from Christianity

Every member of the Tea Party, Tea Party Patriots, National Tea Party Federation, and Nationwide Tea Part Coalition has disappeared without a trace. Incidentally, sources in the Horn of Africa have reported the inexplicable appearance of several m...

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Funny story: God appears on Rooney's balding head?

God appears on Rooney's balding head?

The first miracle of 2011 happened yesterday in the Black country (literally), Birmingham, UK. After not scoring in open play since March 2010, the enfant terriblé of English soccer actually did it. After all of the well documented turbulences in...

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Funny story: CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

Scientists at CERN today announced that they had discovered the Satan particle, which has the same mass and spin as the God particle, but opposite charge. When a God particle and a Satan particle collide, the two annihilate each other and energy is r...

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Funny story: Republicans Find God, Win Epic Game of Hide and Seek

Republicans Find God, Win Epic Game of Hide and Seek

Senator Chris Coons' office has sent out a short brief detailing how the Congressman has finally found God, and put an end to a millennia-long game of hide and seek. Asked to comment about his Earth-shaking discovery, Senator Coons had this to say...

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Funny story: Ten Commandments have at last been updated

Ten Commandments have at last been updated

The town of Devil's Advocate in Cornwall was the venue for the log-awaited re-launch of the Ten Commandments. At the press reception held in the Heaven and Hell Bar to make the announcement, the Permanent Secretary of CUC (Commandments Updating Committee), Mr G. Odd, set out the government's timetable for the proposed changeover in all houses of worship throughout the land. Launching the upd...

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Funny story: White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were...

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Funny story: The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy

The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy

And the God of Data sat on his heavenly throne and he looked down upon the world of education and he said, "They know not what they do" And lo, the God of Data said, "I shall create a new world of education and it shall be created in five days, like what there are in a school week. And on the first day the God of Data created targets so that all of the children could be numbered to be judged on...

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Funny story: God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets

God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets

The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him. Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused. We asked th...

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Funny story: God Admits to Being a Codependent

God Admits to Being a Codependent

After an eternity of trying desperately to control everything around him so that the people he cared about would be okay, God finally admitted to being a codependent. “I felt like I wasn’t okay unless everyone else was okay,” said God. “I felt res...

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Funny story: Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...

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Funny story: Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Pope Admits God Probably Doesn't Exist But Encourages Catholics to Get Imaginary God Friend

Catholics everywhere were flabbergasted when, merely days after celebrating his 85th birthday, Pope Benedict XVI issued a formal statement acknowledging that God probably does not exist. Nevertheless, the Pope assured believers worldwide that they we...

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