Funny story - Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...

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Funny story - Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000

Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000

The Bible is an interesting book. Many people have read it, all over the world. But, as well as being interesting and widely-read, it can also be a difficult read, and much of its content often needs much further explanation before one can understand...

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Funny story - Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers

Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers

To the relief of many determined to believe in God, despite the lack of evidence of any participatory deity who intervenes in any noticeable way in the workings of the human world, Christian theologian Dr. Mortimer Lane of Nashville, Tennessee, has o...

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Funny story - God speaks out on Trump: "Make stink...my bad!"

God speaks out on Trump: "Make stink...my bad!"

The message first appeared on social media states the New York Times this morning. It spread around the world in a matter of hours. It was addressed to the people of America supposedly from God himself and spoke to people of all races and faiths. Ap...

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Funny story - Recovering Alcoholic Admits to Having Trouble Hearing His Higher Power’s Voice

Recovering Alcoholic Admits to Having Trouble Hearing His Higher Power’s Voice

Despite his devotion to practicing the Eleventh Step of Alcoholics Anonymous by seeking through prayer and meditation to improve his conscious contact with God as he understands God, praying only for knowledge of God’s will for him and the power to c...

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Funny story - VeggieTales Censored: NBC Cuts "Dangerous" Idea

VeggieTales Censored: NBC Cuts "Dangerous" Idea

NEW YORK -- Today NBC further explained why it edited, censored their critics say, some episodes of "VeggieTales," a popular children's series that has just begun airing on NBC Saturday mornings.

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Funny story - Tiger Woods is God! No, literally!

Tiger Woods is God! No, literally!

THE secret is out. The coincidences are too much of a coincidence. Ask any golfer and they will tell you that no mere human can do what He did and is doing. Sure, He loses occasionally at golf but that is only in keeping with His "mysterious ways" an...

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Funny story - Nashville Man Sees a Sign and Transforms His Life

Nashville Man Sees a Sign and Transforms His Life

Cody Gray of Nashville, Tennessee, had an unfortunate habit of having just a little - okay, a lot – too much to drink and then recklessly driving himself home. He’d never had an accident or been stopped by the police, but in the back of his mind, he...

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Funny story - Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

While never pleasant, climate experts report that hell is becoming all but uninhabitable due to global warming. "People there are having an even tougher time than usual," said underworld reporter David Cohan. "Poor souls!" Cohan stated, too, th...

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Funny story - The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts

The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts

According to Genesis God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adam's rib - not an especially impressive start. But in the thousands of years since then things have changed and so have we humans. In Adam's and Eve's time they only needed to wear fig leaves to survive the environment until you -know -who came along. Nowadays one almost needs a suit of armor. What would it be li...

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Funny story - Gentiles Sue God

Gentiles Sue God

London, UK: Gentiles of the world united today, and filed a class action lawsuit against God. The law suit claims that God's racist ways have caused increased harm to Gentiles throughout history because of His exclusion of them due to their race.

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Funny story - Head Of ISIS Accidentally Beheaded

Head Of ISIS Accidentally Beheaded

Ibrahim ibn Awwad ibn Ibrahim ibn Ali ibn Muhammad al-Badri al-Samarrai, more commonly known by his nom de guerre Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, or BIll, is the Caliph of the self-proclaimed Islamic State-previously the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (...

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Funny story - Hadron Collider Discovers God

Hadron Collider Discovers God

The scene was reminiscent of a European Cup soccer final as hundreds of scientists leapt into the air screaming and shouting and hugging each other as sheaves of paper drifted through the air. It all happened at their research centre in Geneva at...

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Funny story - God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets

God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets

The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him. Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused. We asked th...

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Funny story - Black hole spotted in outer galaxy is definitely female!

Black hole spotted in outer galaxy is definitely female!

Scientists in Texas have discovered a massive black hole in the outer galaxy, NGC 1277, and have confirmed it as definitely being female nicknaming it The Praying Pussy! Observing the black hole devour circulating stars reminded one scientist, Pro...

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Funny story - God is a Man United fan!

God is a Man United fan!

God is certainly a Man United fan and it has been proven many times. He follows United in every game and orders Chicharito to get on his knees, makes their opponents miss open goals and even lets United win when they're playing lousy. Ever since 1...

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Funny story - Doomsday Postponed Again

Doomsday Postponed Again

Doomsday, currently set for 21 May 2011, is going to be postponed because heaven and hell are not big enough for the world's population, a report states. The World Society of People who Know Stuff That Others Do Not (WSOPWKSTODT) reports that whil...

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Funny story - Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning

Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning

Legally blind paraplegic runaway William Ryan, 10, made an incredible solo trek from New York City to a Pennsylvania farm where his father had sent the family cat, police said yesterday.

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Funny story - Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention

Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention

Wrapping up another highly successful annual atheist convention in Nashville, Tennessee, which brought together atheists, skeptics, humanists, and those "recovering from religion," conference organizers Hal Jenkins snd Gayle Fleming secretly breathe...

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Funny story - CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

Scientists at CERN today announced that they had discovered the Satan particle, which has the same mass and spin as the God particle, but opposite charge. When a God particle and a Satan particle collide, the two annihilate each other and energy is r...

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