Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism
Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...
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Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000
The Bible is an interesting book. Many people have read it, all over the world. But, as well as being interesting and widely-read, it can also be a difficult read, and much of its content often needs much further explanation before one can understand...
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Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers
To the relief of many determined to believe in God, despite the lack of evidence of any participatory deity who intervenes in any noticeable way in the workings of the human world, Christian theologian Dr. Mortimer Lane of Nashville, Tennessee, has o...
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God speaks out on Trump: "Make stink...my bad!"
The message first appeared on social media states the New York Times this morning. It spread around the world in a matter of hours. It was addressed to the people of America supposedly from God himself and spoke to people of all races and faiths. Ap...
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Recovering Alcoholic Admits to Having Trouble Hearing His Higher Power’s Voice
Despite his devotion to practicing the Eleventh Step of Alcoholics Anonymous by seeking through prayer and meditation to improve his conscious contact with God as he understands God, praying only for knowledge of God’s will for him and the power to c...
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VeggieTales Censored: NBC Cuts "Dangerous" Idea
NEW YORK -- Today NBC further explained why it edited, censored their critics say, some episodes of "VeggieTales," a popular children's series that has just begun airing on NBC Saturday mornings.
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Jesus Tasered After Walking Into Church
Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay
God Has Coronavirus
Secular AA Member Explains that His Loving Higher Power Is Totally Different from a "God"
God Owes $150,000,000,000,000
Russell Brand - The Anti-Christ?
"This is God and I approve this message!"
Stephen Hawking - "How I created God with some string and a black hole"
God Announces Recall of Bald, Drunk Britney Spears
God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time
God's message to world disclosed 11/1/15!: "I'm outa here! Sayonora assholes!"
God Announces Recall
Tiger Woods is God! No, literally!
THE secret is out. The coincidences are too much of a coincidence. Ask any golfer and they will tell you that no mere human can do what He did and is doing. Sure, He loses occasionally at golf but that is only in keeping with His "mysterious ways" an...
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Nashville Man Sees a Sign and Transforms His Life
Cody Gray of Nashville, Tennessee, had an unfortunate habit of having just a little - okay, a lot – too much to drink and then recklessly driving himself home. He’d never had an accident or been stopped by the police, but in the back of his mind, he...
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Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change
While never pleasant, climate experts report that hell is becoming all but uninhabitable due to global warming. "People there are having an even tougher time than usual," said underworld reporter David Cohan. "Poor souls!" Cohan stated, too, th...
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The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts
According to Genesis God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adam's rib - not an especially impressive start. But in the thousands of years since then things have changed and so have we humans. In Adam's and Eve's time they only needed to wear fig leaves to survive the environment until you -know -who came along. Nowadays one almost needs a suit of armor. What would it be li...
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Gentiles Sue God
London, UK: Gentiles of the world united today, and filed a class action lawsuit against God. The law suit claims that God's racist ways have caused increased harm to Gentiles throughout history because of His exclusion of them due to their race.
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Head Of ISIS Accidentally Beheaded
Ibrahim ibn Awwad ibn Ibrahim ibn Ali ibn Muhammad al-Badri al-Samarrai, more commonly known by his nom de guerre Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, or BIll, is the Caliph of the self-proclaimed Islamic State-previously the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (...
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God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets
The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him. Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused. We asked th...
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Black hole spotted in outer galaxy is definitely female!
Scientists in Texas have discovered a massive black hole in the outer galaxy, NGC 1277, and have confirmed it as definitely being female nicknaming it The Praying Pussy! Observing the black hole devour circulating stars reminded one scientist, Pro...
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Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention
Wrapping up another highly successful annual atheist convention in Nashville, Tennessee, which brought together atheists, skeptics, humanists, and those "recovering from religion," conference organizers Hal Jenkins snd Gayle Fleming secretly breathe...
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CERN announces discovery of Satan particle
Scientists at CERN today announced that they had discovered the Satan particle, which has the same mass and spin as the God particle, but opposite charge. When a God particle and a Satan particle collide, the two annihilate each other and energy is r...
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