Russell Brand - The Anti-Christ?
Love him or hate him, the British comedian, actor, radio host, TV presenter, author, and activist, Russell Brand is hot property in entertainment circles, but is there something sinister lurking in his background? Brand has always been controversi...
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Nashville Man Notices God Kind of a Deadbeat In His Life
Ben Tuttle was happy for his friend Lance Johnson, who quit a tiresome, ill-paying grind of a job without any sort of backup plan, and then, just before his landlord was about to begin eviction proceedings, was offered a position out of the blue at h...
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Angel Experiences Unprecedented Acceptance in Nashville
For her whole life, Lucinda Carlile, an angel, struggled to find people willing to trust and accept her - until she found her way to Music City, Tennessee, where she says she's experienced heretofore unimaginable levels of credibility. "We all cra...
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Vegan-Friendly Atheist Allows Animals to Go to Heaven
In an effort to recruit vegans to the secular movement, outspoken non-believer Alex Harrison, host of the popular podcast Smarter than God, stated that animals could go to the same place that good people go after they die. "There's no reason that...
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Trump And God Agree To Disagree
Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...
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Lonely Skeptic Convinced He's the Only True Non-Believer
Leonard Jessup of Eureka Springs, Arkansas, an outspoken non-believer in God, organized religion, astrology, and lots of other things, admitted to feeling painfully lonely in his skepticism. "I sometimes meet people who call themselves atheists,"...
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Arabs believe if they make enough noise "The Almighty One" will appear, hence the riots!
Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention
Butterfly pornographer arrested for lurid pictures of monarchs
President Trump Hears The Voice of God
Religion Drives Man Crazy
God Takes Over US Congress
Queensland are now being hit by a cyclone proving God don't like Aussies!
The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts
God and Allah agree to call it quits in the interests of World Peace...
Biologist Discovers God While Researching in Antarctica
Adam And Eve Say God Never Returned Security Deposit When He Evicted Them From Eden
Theologians discover the Judgement Day Staff is a sexual reference
Nashville Man Accidentally Dropped by God
The survivor of a traumatic childhood involving physical abuse by an alcoholic father and the suicide death of his revered older brother when he was just a teen, 36-year-old Josiah Dickerson of Nashville, Tennessee, took great comfort in the belief t...
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Alabama Legalizes Rape
In a landmark ruling that is sure to have a knock-on effect all across the country, and possibly the world, the state of Alabama legislature today passed a new law that makes it now completely legal to have sex with a woman, even if it is against her...
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God Admits He Is An Atheist
The world was left stunned today when the almighty God descended from on high to announce that He, the Alpha and Omega, has officially become an atheist. The surprising revelation had an even more surprising origin, as the Father confirmed that the c...
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God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets
The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him. Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused. We asked th...
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Theologian Comes Up with Brilliant New Rationalization for Why God Doesn't Answer Prayers
To the relief of many determined to believe in God, despite the lack of evidence of any participatory deity who intervenes in any noticeable way in the workings of the human world, Christian theologian Dr. Mortimer Lane of Nashville, Tennessee, has o...
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Nashville Man Sees an Angel and Friends and Family Have No Trouble Believing Him
Early yesterday morning while taking his dog on a walk in the woods outside his house, 54-year-old Bert Holeman of Nashville, Tennessee, hardly expected to encounter an angel – but that's precisely what happened. “It was wild,” recounted Bert. “Th...
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Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match
The general consensus is that England need a miracle to qualify for Euro 2008 and they may have gotten just that, with the news that Israel have surprisingly recalled Moses and Jesus to their squad for the clash with the Russians. Moses, who hasn'...
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God To Humanity: Shut The Fuck Up Already With The Prayers
HEAVEN (AP) -- At a recent press conference, God, creator and master of the universe, expressed extreme displeasure at the hundreds of millions of prayers He has been receiving on a daily basis. "Shut the fuck up already," He told humanity.
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Ten Commandments have at last been updated
The town of Devil's Advocate in Cornwall was the venue for the log-awaited re-launch of the Ten Commandments. At the press reception held in the Heaven and Hell Bar to make the announcement, the Permanent Secretary of CUC (Commandments Updating Committee), Mr G. Odd, set out the government's timetable for the proposed changeover in all houses of worship throughout the land. Launching the upd...
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Harry Redknapp To Found A New Religion - Cockology
The disturbing news emanating from White Hart Lane appears to be hinting that Tottenham Hotspur FC are preparing to found a new global religion "a bit like wot that L Ron Hubbard geezer done wiv Scientology," and that the new religion - Cockology - i...
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God Has Had Enough! It's The End Of The World!
After further volcanic eruptions at Krakatoa, and Monday's 'unrest' at Mount Etna in Sicily, it's been confirmed that God has had just about as much as he can stand, as has decided to put a stop to it all, with the End of the World. Last week's un...
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Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time
After much soul-searching, Michael Ford of Nashville, Tennessee, a Christian, decided to completely turn over his will and life and follow Jesus, only to wind up sitting in one place for a really long time.. As Mike tells it, the decision to follo...
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Operation Paradise: one of the President’s dreams last Tuesday night
WILL VISIT EARTH. ARRIVING WHITE HOUSE LAWN JUNE 21 1:00 P.M. THIS IS NOT REPEAT NOT THE SECOND COMING. GOD. The message had arrived—in a tweet somehow—and then a second message nearly drove the President into a tantrum. “My God, He’s giving us only three weeks as it is!” God, for His mysterious reasons, was requesting transportation from the stratosphere, just beyond the region of the mo...
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God's Banker murder panic: Putin visits Papa Ratzi
Vatican City - (Ass Press): Panic in the Vatican about some sordid 25 year old child molesting sex secrets now emerging in the God's Banker murder trial of Roberto Calvi has sent Russian President Vlad The Impaler Putain hotfoot to the Pope'...
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