God Makes Joke Out Of Donald Trump
It’s been pretty clear - God gets a kick out of Donald Trump. Or that maybe, God likes to kick Donald Trump. It's a see-saw relationship. God gave Trump a whole lot of money, but skipped in the brains department. And, every so often, God likes to te…
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The Power of Prayer
The Power of Prayer The footballer stood and crossed his chest God was on his side He looked up to the heavens Where angels do abide He ran up to take the penalty Filled with religious pride He scuffed the ball, fell on his arse And kicked…
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After Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, Maria, and the Earthquake in Mexico, God to Attend Anger Management Classes
HEAVEN--CNN reported today that God, after an intervention by Mary, Jesus, the Twelve Apostles, and Mother Theresa, will be attending anger management classes after his recent temper tantrums have devastated parts of the United States, the Caribbean,...
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God is a Man United fan!
God is certainly a Man United fan and it has been proven many times. He follows United in every game and orders Chicharito to get on his knees, makes their opponents miss open goals and even lets United win when they're playing lousy. Ever since 1...
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Dyslexic Cat Reunited With Disabled Boy Who Lost Mother To Lightning
Legally blind paraplegic runaway William Ryan, 10, made an incredible solo trek from New York City to a Pennsylvania farm where his father had sent the family cat, police said yesterday.
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Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000
The Bible is an interesting book. Many people have read it, all over the world. But, as well as being interesting and widely-read, it can also be a difficult read, and much of its content often needs much further explanation before one can understand...
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How's Your Work/Life Balance?
Sarah Palin Declares Herself "Like, OK, God!"
Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"
God Has Coronavirus
God Frowns on Alaska
Vatican to reboot bible in 2015
VeggieTales Censored: NBC Cuts "Dangerous" Idea
"This is God and I approve this message!"
Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God
Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer
Westboro Baptists Sue God. Claim He "Doesn't Really Mind Fags."
God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets
Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention
Wrapping up another highly successful annual atheist convention in Nashville, Tennessee, which brought together atheists, skeptics, humanists, and those "recovering from religion," conference organizers Hal Jenkins snd Gayle Fleming secretly breathe...
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"Son of N!xau" Being Groomed for 'The Gods Must Be Crazy (Part VI)'
(Entertainment Weakly, Hollywood) - Eight years after his poor dad's death, Z!xau, son of Namibian bush-farmer-turned-actor-turned-bush-farmer, N!xau, has shown interest in picking up where his late father left off. Our reporter in the bush submit...
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Trump And God Agree To Disagree
Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...
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The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts
According to Genesis God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adam's rib - not an especially impressive start. But in the thousands of years since then things have changed and so have we humans. In Adam's and Eve's time they only needed to wear fig leaves to survive the environment until you -know -who came along. Nowadays one almost needs a suit of armor. What would it be li...
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Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty
As a social experiment, The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity, in its on-line quiz, to see if you're bound for heaven or destined for eternal damnation. The Pope is due in town, and the local populace is getting excited. a) Do y...
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God Tired of being Invoked During Acts of Human Copulation
God during a recent appearance on Oprah told the mega star and her fawning audience that one of his/her pet peeves was the screaming of his name during sexy time. God reminded the TV audience that many reverent people like the Jews and the Navajo...
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Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism
Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...
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Head Of ISIS Accidentally Beheaded
Ibrahim ibn Awwad ibn Ibrahim ibn Ali ibn Muhammad al-Badri al-Samarrai, more commonly known by his nom de guerre Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, or BIll, is the Caliph of the self-proclaimed Islamic State-previously the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (...
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Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match
The general consensus is that England need a miracle to qualify for Euro 2008 and they may have gotten just that, with the news that Israel have surprisingly recalled Moses and Jesus to their squad for the clash with the Russians. Moses, who hasn'...
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California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump
The wildfires that have raged through California are merely God's retribution, says US President, Donald Trump, in his regular morning tweet. The president said that, although any loss of life is, indeed, a cause for sadness, the choices people ma...
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Secular AA Member Explains that His Loving Higher Power Is Totally Different from a "God"
A lover of science and a self-described seeker of cold hard facts, Alcoholics Anonymous member Justin S. explained that, despite some superficial similarities, the Higher Power he uses to relieve him of his compulsion to drink is totally different fr...
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Pope resigns as God is disproved
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The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love
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Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change
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Mayan priests cleanse archeological site where Bush on Latin American tour will visit
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Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning
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Satan Angry At God For Bad Image
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God and Allah agree to call it quits in the interests of World Peace...
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God has resigned
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Pope makes plea to save the planet by resigning!
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Nashville Man Accidentally Dropped by God
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