Mary the mother of Jesus is hailed
The Birth of Jesus Christ : Religious Doctrine. God wanted the Arch Angel Gabriel go to the town of Nazareth in Galilee and deliver a very important message to a young woman who lived there. The lady's name was Mary. She was a virgin who was be…
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The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth
You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim. Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...
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What if God decided to install voice mail?
What if God decided to install voice mail? Intrepid unpaid reporter Inchcock Chambers, debated this point with Patrick O'Malley, at the Church Of Our Lady last week, and between them came up with this scenario, in the event that it should happen. Imagine praying and hearing this: Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for reque...
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Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000
The Bible is an interesting book. Many people have read it, all over the world. But, as well as being interesting and widely-read, it can also be a difficult read, and much of its content often needs much further explanation before one can understand...
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God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!
Einstein, a dedicated atheist, now in heaven, has been forced to review his doubts about The Holy One. In fact, God has demanded that Einstein repent his sins, kiss His feet, and swear that there is a God, otherwise he will be sent 'downstairs'! A...
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God Withholds Support from George Bush
Evangelical Christians, who had been jubilant over GOP victories, in recent years, and had proclaimed that it was God's will that George Bush be annointed president, have recently been looking inward, and pondering the meaning of the Lord unleash...
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Recovering Alcoholic Admits to Having Trouble Hearing His Higher Power’s Voice
CERN announces discovery of Satan particle
God Suffers with Mental Health; Becomes Atheist
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God Admits to Being a Codependent
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Organizers Secretly Relieved that No One Smited during Nashville Atheist Convention
Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat
Amy Coney Barrett – Whore for God
Republicans Find God, Win Epic Game of Hide and Seek
Top Atheist Leader Issues Apology, Resigns Amid Controversy
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God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets
The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him. Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused. We asked th...
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Trump Says God Told Him To Build Wall
US president Donald Trump has claimed that the idea to build the southern border wall to physically separate the US from Mexico was not entirely his own, having had, he says, advice directly from God. The wall, which stretches for nearly 2,000 mil…
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Large Hadron Collider Destroys God by Accident
GENEVA, Switzerland - Concerns that the Large Hadron Collider might destroy the Earth proved unfounded on Wednesday, but scientists warned that they may instead have accidentally destroyed God shortly after powering up the machine. Detectors in th...
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So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, God
A Hindu man from New Delhi has died and come back to tell everyone they’re fucked. “I thought Hinduism was the one true path! Maybe even Buddhism? Nope! And all the Abrahamic religions are so wrong it’s not funny. Christianity, Judaism, Islam … al…
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Pope Admits "God is a Monkey"
(AP Rome) - Amongst speculation that our entire universe is just a child's science project gone awry the Pope announced to a throng of thousands at the Vatican that "God is a Monkey and Darwin was right".
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Israel Recall Jesus and Moses for Russia Match
The general consensus is that England need a miracle to qualify for Euro 2008 and they may have gotten just that, with the news that Israel have surprisingly recalled Moses and Jesus to their squad for the clash with the Russians. Moses, who hasn'...
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An Increasingly Decrepit God To Be Fitted with an Omniscient Aid
“Wha—Where are my glasses? A tsunami in Tonga? Where the fuck’s ‘Tonga’? Russian forces massing on Ukraine’s border? What the hell?” These are only some of the many questions the caretakers of an increasingly senescent Supreme Being have overhea…
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Jesus Makes a Confession: " I messed up…"
In a late afternoon press conference, Jesus made a shocking confession: "I screwed up." "I don't get to say that very often, but remember that I'm only mostly divine, you know? Nobody's perfect - well, except my dad. The Creator rarely messes up,...
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Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God
Reports coming from Heaven are indicating that God, creator of the Universe, and all powerful being, who created the earth in six (or was it seven?) days, who refused to allow Noah to put the dinosaurs on the Ark, invented cancer and AIDS and who has...
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Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul
"Not that I ever would," said Nate Bailey of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the prospect of selling his soul to Satan, "but I'd kind of like to know what they're going for these days." Again emphasizing that doing a deal with the devil is not an...
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God Says Jesus Upset His Birthday To Be Played Down This Year
God, the Supreme Being and creator of the universe and everything in it, has said that his son, Jesus Christ, is upset that his birthday on December 25 will not be celebrated with the usual fervour this year, due to Coronavirus restrictions. Chris…
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Trump Says God Told Him To Build Wall
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God Withholds Support from George Bush
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Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God
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Canadian tornado mows lawn!
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God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets
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Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul
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Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000
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So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, God
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Mary the mother of Jesus is hailed
