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Funny story: God Makes Joke Out Of Donald Trump

God Makes Joke Out Of Donald Trump

It’s been pretty clear - God gets a kick out of Donald Trump. Or that maybe, God likes to kick Donald Trump. It's a see-saw relationship. God gave Trump a whole lot of money, but skipped in the brains department. And, every so often, God likes to te…

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Funny story: The Power of Prayer

The Power of Prayer

The Power of Prayer The footballer stood and crossed his chest God was on his side He looked up to the heavens Where angels do abide He ran up to take the penalty Filled with religious pride He scuffed the ball, fell on his arse And kicked…

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Funny story: Recovering Alcoholic Admits to Having Trouble Hearing His Higher Power’s Voice

Recovering Alcoholic Admits to Having Trouble Hearing His Higher Power’s Voice

Despite his devotion to practicing the Eleventh Step of Alcoholics Anonymous by seeking through prayer and meditation to improve his conscious contact with God as he understands God, praying only for knowledge of God’s will for him and the power to c...

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Funny story: Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000

Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000

The Bible is an interesting book. Many people have read it, all over the world. But, as well as being interesting and widely-read, it can also be a difficult read, and much of its content often needs much further explanation before one can understand...

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Funny story: God Has Coronavirus

God Has Coronavirus

The Coronavirus claimed a new victim overnight, when it finally 'went over the line' and pushed things to the limit by infecting the Creator of all Things, and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, God. The virus sprang up in China either at the end of 2...

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Funny story: Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

Are You a God-fearing Simpleton or a Free-thinking Atheist Bound for Hell? Test Your Devotion to the Almighty

As a social experiment, The Spoof is offering its readers a one-off opportunity, in its on-line quiz, to see if you're bound for heaven or destined for eternal damnation. The Pope is due in town, and the local populace is getting excited. a) Do y...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

Nashville Woman Proves that Prayer Works

"I don't tell other people what to do, but for me, prayer works," said Wanda Messer of Nashville, Tennessee. "God gets results." Messer explained that her Heavenly Father has supported her through her most turbulent of times, including the past ni...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus

Six-Year-Old Prefers Santa Claus to Jesus

While not opposed to celebrating baby Jesus’s birthday, six-year-old Liam Fitzpatrick of St. Augustine, Florida, stated that, overall, he prefers Santa Claus to Jesus. “With Santa Claus, I get to make a whole list, and I usually get a lot of what...

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Funny story: Local man's Christian values on the ebb following post-Mass toe-stubbing incident

Local man's Christian values on the ebb following post-Mass toe-stubbing incident

A 43-year-old East London man began to question his faith in God last Sunday, after stubbing his toe on an uneven paving slab just a few minutes after attending a sung Latin Mass at Westminster Cathedral. Toby Dell, a die-setter from Commercial St...

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Funny story: Man claims to have found God in Cornwall

Man claims to have found God in Cornwall

A man from Cornwall claims to have discovered evidence of God on Bodmin Moor. Geoff Tractor, 47, is an unemployed astronaut from Launceston, and is convinced that the creator of the Universe lives on the remote moorland. Tractor said, "I was up on...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul

Nashville Man Disappointed Satan Has Never Tried to Buy His Soul

"Not that I ever would," said Nate Bailey of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding the prospect of selling his soul to Satan, "but I'd kind of like to know what they're going for these days." Again emphasizing that doing a deal with the devil is not an...

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Funny story: Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Defending his faith in Jesus Christ and the Catholic Church, Chad Hanley took offense when an acquaintance, in passing, compared him to a person believing in aliens from outer space. “I’ve never in my life worn a tin-foil hat,” said Hanley. “Nor w...

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Funny story: Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Six Ways to Get an Atheist's Goat

Tired of hearing your heathen friends whine about science and organized religion while completely ignoring your warnings about hell? Well, here are six  ways guaranteed to get those smooth-talking tricksters off their game. Why six? Because if yo...

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Funny story: Toilet Plunger Was 'Sent From God'

Toilet Plunger Was 'Sent From God'

A man who bought a toilet plunger to be able to deal with his family's constantly-blocked toilet, has described the item as "an invaluable purchase", and "an absolute Godsend". The problem with the toilet at the home of Moys Kenwood, 56, may not h...

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Funny story: Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

Hell Becoming Increasingly Uninhabitable Due to Climate Change

While never pleasant, climate experts report that hell is becoming all but uninhabitable due to global warming. "People there are having an even tougher time than usual," said underworld reporter David Cohan. "Poor souls!" Cohan stated, too, th...

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Funny story: Philosopher Brings Debate to Halt by Asking whether Scientology Opponent Is High

Philosopher Brings Debate to Halt by Asking whether Scientology Opponent Is High

In a heated debate over the existence of God, free will, and fundamental life spirit, philosophy professor and outspoken atheist, Dr. Donald Cartwright, brought the discussion to a screeching halt by asking whether his debate opponent, Church of Scie...

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