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Nashville Skeptic Nails Sweet Spot of Reverent but Hip with Agnosticism

Funny story: Nashville Skeptic Nails Sweet Spot of Reverent but Hip with Agnosticism

Raised as a Christian but subsequently coming to question his faith, Chris Jones of Nashville, Tennessee, finally arrived at the perfect balance of reverence and hipness in the form of agnosticism. "I've found that skeptical sweet spot," said Chri...

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Nashville Man Accidentally Dropped by God

Funny story: Nashville Man Accidentally Dropped by God

The survivor of a traumatic childhood involving physical abuse by an alcoholic father and the suicide death of his revered older brother when he was just a teen, 36-year-old Josiah Dickerson of Nashville, Tennessee, took great comfort in the belief t...

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Atheists Also Enjoy Fridays

Funny story: Atheists Also Enjoy Fridays

While the refrain "Thank God it's Friday!" might suggest that appreciation of the arrival of the final day of the work-week is reserved for the devout, polls show that atheists also very much enjoy Fridays. "Just because I'm not thanking some imag...

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Nashville Man Sees a Sign and Transforms His Life

Funny story: Nashville Man Sees a Sign and Transforms His Life

Cody Gray of Nashville, Tennessee, had an unfortunate habit of having just a little - okay, a lot – too much to drink and then recklessly driving himself home. He’d never had an accident or been stopped by the police, but in the back of his mind, he...

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God Has Had Enough! It's The End Of The World!

Funny story: God Has Had Enough! It's The End Of The World!

After further volcanic eruptions at Krakatoa, and Monday's 'unrest' at Mount Etna in Sicily, it's been confirmed that God has had just about as much as he can stand, as has decided to put a stop to it all, with the End of the World. Last week's un...

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God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Funny story: God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Einstein, a dedicated atheist, now in heaven, has been forced to review his doubts about The Holy One. In fact, God has demanded that Einstein repent his sins, kiss His feet, and swear that there is a God, otherwise he will be sent 'downstairs'! A...

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Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Funny story: Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...

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California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

Funny story: California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

The wildfires that have raged through California are merely God's retribution, says US President, Donald Trump, in his regular morning tweet. The president said that, although any loss of life is, indeed, a cause for sadness, the choices people ma...

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Shock! Museum of the Bible's Dead Sea Scrolls Fragments are "Forgeries"

Funny story: Shock! Museum of the Bible's Dead Sea Scrolls Fragments are "Forgeries"

Washington's Museum of the Bible has announced that five of its most prized artefacts – valuable fragments in its collection of Dead Sea Scrolls – are forgeries and will no longer be displayed unlike other artefacts of dodgy origin. German researc...

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Old-Testament God Creates 11th Commandment: “Thou Shalt Not Engage in Victim Blaming, You Sadistic Morons”

WASHINGTON D.C. - Emerging from the heavens amidst a flurry of lightning and ferocious winds, the Old-Testament God, commonly known as Yahweh, descended upon the United States Congress. “I am the Lord thy God,” Yahweh bellowed, shaking the ground...

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Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Reports Stigmata from Contentious Senate Confirmation Hearings

Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Reports Stigmata from Contentious Senate Confirmation Hearings

The newest United States Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh, reported that during the contentious confirmation hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee during which he was forced to defend himself against accusations of sexual misconduct ma...

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God Admits He Is An Atheist

Funny story: God Admits He Is An Atheist

The world was left stunned today when the almighty God descended from on high to announce that He, the Alpha and Omega, has officially become an atheist. The surprising revelation had an even more surprising origin, as the Father confirmed that the c...

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Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

Funny story: Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

After much soul-searching, Michael Ford of Nashville, Tennessee, a Christian, decided to completely turn over his will and life and follow Jesus, only to wind up sitting in one place for a really long time.. As Mike tells it, the decision to follo...

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Nashville Man Sees an Angel and Friends and Family Have No Trouble Believing Him

Funny story: Nashville Man Sees an Angel and Friends and Family Have No Trouble Believing Him

Early yesterday morning while taking his dog on a walk in the woods outside his house, 54-year-old Bert Holeman of Nashville, Tennessee, hardly expected to encounter an angel – but that's precisely what happened. “It was wild,” recounted Bert. “Th...

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How's Your Work/Life Balance?

Funny story: How's Your Work/Life Balance?

To most of us, 'Work/Life Balance' means being able to effectively allocate sufficient time and effort to both work and other areas of our lives, such as family, so that we can function well, and enjoy both. If only achieving it were as easy as defining it! I find achieving it impossible, because I hate work so much. I loathe it. I detest it. I abhor it. I would like to drag it kicking...

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Operation Paradise: one of the President’s dreams last Tuesday night

Funny story: Operation Paradise: one of the President’s dreams last Tuesday night

WILL VISIT EARTH. ARRIVING WHITE HOUSE LAWN JUNE 21 1:00 P.M. THIS IS NOT REPEAT NOT THE SECOND COMING. GOD. The message had arrived—in a tweet somehow—and then a second message nearly drove the President into a tantrum. “My God, He’s giving us only three weeks as it is!” God, for His mysterious reasons, was requesting transportation from the stratosphere, just beyond the region of the mo...

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The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love

Funny story: The Metaphysical Misappropriation of Love

“God is love,” I heard more than once on a fairly intelligent discussion of religion in people’s lives on NPR. The claim, echoed by several guests on the show, was made by one speaker, in particular, to distinguish the God of the New Testament f...

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Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay

Funny story: Heathen Teens Struggle to Find Appropriate Expressions of Shock and Dismay

Heathen teens, like seventeen-year-old Portia Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, are increasingly struggling to find appropriate expressions of shock and dismay since the standard go-tos, like “Oh my God!” and even “Holy shit!” just don't align with th...

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