Mobile, AL - Well-respected local, Jamie McGinn, woke up on October 17th like it was any other day. Little did she know, her routine Saturday donut run would be far from normal. On her way back into the house from her trip to Dan's Donuts, she tripped on the front step and dropped the box of donuts. When she looked up, she could not believe her eyes.
Three donuts had arranged themselves on the floor according to the above image, defying the laws of physics. Jamie McGinn, naturally astonished, took the picture and concluded the only sane thing - this was a miracle bestowed upon her by God. She made it her mission to spread the amazing work. The following is her statement:
"I just can't believe God decided to show me this. I'm just a regular gal. It's proof of the Almighty's power!"
Neighbor and first responder, Neil Jeffries, was dubious at first, but after seeing the donuts himself could only agree with McGinn.
"That there is a miracle. No doubt about it."
Thousands have flooded into the small Mobile home in the past day. After seeing it, many run to the nearest river to be baptized. The Vatican is expected to release a statement on the miracle following an extensive investigation including many world-renowned physicists who, so far, seem to be stumped.