Funny story: Man's Face Mask Robbed Off His Face

Man's Face Mask Robbed Off His Face

In an incident that many readers will find difficult to comprehend, a man taking his 5-minute exercise stroll around his locality yesterday, was unceremoniously robbed of his face mask. The incident occurred in the East Yorkshire city of Hull, whe...

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Funny story: Mister Donut Plate Has Finally Come To Grief

Mister Donut Plate Has Finally Come To Grief

A plate that was stolen from a Mister Donut back in around 2001, has finally 'given up the ghost', after it was wilfully broken by two children earlier today. The plate, which was actually more of a tray than anything else, was made from strengthe...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Spores Discovered Hiding Under Boy's Bed

Coronavirus Spores Discovered Hiding Under Boy's Bed

As terror, panic, and irrational fear continue to spread through each and every household in Great Britain, the horror finally reached Stoke-on-Trent yesterday, when a woman tidying her 15-year-old son's bedroom found the one thing she hadn't wanted...

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Funny story: Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Social media users attacked a decision by police to arrest Norbert Willy, the host of reality television show “Let’s Do Lots of Fucking in Public”, for beating up his girlfriend Mandy. Mandy had telephoned emergency services, complaining that her...

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Funny story: Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law

Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law

New Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has said that criminals should be made "terrified of the law", and that she wants them to: "literally feel terror". Patel told anyone who would listen, that: "The Conservative Party is the party of law and or...

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Funny story: Tommy Vercetti Arrested

Tommy Vercetti Arrested

After a crime spree which lasted nearly two hours and raged all the way from Washington Beach to just outside of the Ammu-Nation shop in Downtown, Tommy Vercetti was apprehended by the Vice City police department earlier today.

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Thanks to weeks of unremitting thunderstorms, six-year-old Nashville resident, Chucky Dillon, was sentenced to consecutive time inside, without even time off for good behavior. "You really start missing the sunshine," said Chucky. "I would have gi...

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Funny story: Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'

Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'

"It never rains but it pours", is the way the old saying goes, and it was never more true than on Tuesday night at Anfield, when the Barcelona football team, humiliated and dumped out of the Champions League by Liverpool, emerged from the stadium for...

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Funny story: David Beckham's Son Wanted By Cops

David Beckham's Son Wanted By Cops

When it comes down to newsworthy sports stars, they don't come much bigger than former Manchester United, Real Madrid and England footballer, David Beckham, but the international playboy is in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons this evening, as...

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Funny story: Mueller hides behind couch after whipping

Mueller hides behind couch after whipping

Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he...

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Funny story: Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

A man who tried to rob the MMA fighter, Polyana Viana, outside her apartment in Brazil, received his comeuppance in no uncertain terms, when the UFC competitor kicked the living shit out of him. Viana was outside her Rio de Janeiro home when the m...

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Funny story: Gruesome Murder Reconstruction Ends In Gruesome Murder

Gruesome Murder Reconstruction Ends In Gruesome Murder

Police supervising a TV documentary murder reconstruction of an unsolved slaying that happened 20 years ago, have egg on their faces this evening, after a second murder took place in exactly the same manner as the first one. In Epsom, back in 199...

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Funny story: Shylock Humes: and the case of the missing watch. Part One.

Shylock Humes: and the case of the missing watch. Part One.

Shylock Humes lay on the bed. The Briar burned slowly filling the room with the sweat aroma of brandy soaked tobacco. Silence engulfed him as his heavy eyelids began to close. "No smokin in ere mate" whispered a voice. "Oh, sorry" answered a startled Shylock. "Surgeons don't like it when they are operating" said a nurse. "What the hell is going here then"! Sir Spittle Spungion the surg...

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Funny story: Old Lady Finds Love At Last

Old Lady Finds Love At Last

A woman from Buffalo has revealed how, after a life of spinsterhood, during which she had never so much as kissed a member of the opposite sex, she has finally found sweet love and happiness in her 93rd year. Grace Simpson, 92, says she "never had...

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Funny story: Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...

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Funny story: Police Facial Recognition Technique Plans Doomed To Failure

Police Facial Recognition Technique Plans Doomed To Failure

The Metroploitan Police have announced that they will use facial recognition cameras on London streets later this year, to identify and catch people suspected of having committed crimes, but, claims a bloke who knows what he's on about, the plan is d...

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Funny story: London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

The four boys arrested and charged with the homophobic attack of two women who refused to kiss for them on a London bus in May, may have to face an extraordinary punishment if convicted - a sound, powerful and sustained bumming by muscular gay men,...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 15th April 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 15th April 2012

Sunday 8th April 2012 Topic: Crime - murder - appeal "Notts man Neil Entwistle appeals against murder conviction" Source: Nottingham Post Extract: Neil Entwistle, 32, convicted of murdering his wife and baby daughter at their US home has launched a formal appeal against his conviction. Entwistle, a former IT consultant from Kilton, Worksop, formally filed an appeal yesterday after arguing he...

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Funny story: New Crime Wave Spreads Across Britain

New Crime Wave Spreads Across Britain

As the European debt crises worsens and Britain's economic outlook gets bleaker by the day, a disturbing new crime wave has erupted across the nation. What began with unscrupulous thieves stealing garden gates, television aerials and the lead from...

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Funny story: "It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl

"It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl

A filthy young New York streetgirl accused of stealing and eating some chocolate from a shop, has claimed she wasn't responsible, despite the evidence still being all over her face. The grotty urchin, who looked about 5 years old, was interviewed...

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