Funny story - Yardies Gangs Get Tough Love From Tough Babies

Yardies Gangs Get Tough Love From Tough Babies

In the never ending fight against the drug trafficking, shootings and general brutalities of Yardie crime gangs, police are now facing the fact that lawful tactics have failed. This has led to the formation of a vigilante gang of tough tattooed infan...

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Funny story - Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Write Book About Greek Nightmare

It's what the newspapers have all been waiting for, the scoop of the moment, as the Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has announced that he is to commence writing a book documenting his recent nightmare experience on the Greek holiday island…

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Funny story - Man In Dirty Mack Found Hiding In Bushes

Man In Dirty Mack Found Hiding In Bushes

An investigation has been launched after a man clad only in a dirty, beige-colored plastic Mackintosh, shredded black trousers and a pair of wellington boots was found loitering in some bushes at a park yesterday afternoon. The man, identified by…

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Funny story - Nottingham News for W/E 31 Dec 2011 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 31 Dec 2011 - with comments

25 Dec 2011: Drunk driver left 'housebound' by ban for being over the limit Category: Crime 'This is Nottingham' A disabled pensioner claimed he would be left "housebound" once banned from driving after being found drunk at the wheel. Neil Craig, 69, of Raglan Court, Beeston, is the third driver to be named and shamed in the Post's Christmas anti-drink driving campaign, 'None for the Road'.

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Funny story - Nottingham News for W/E 10 Dec 2011 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 10 Dec 2011 - with comments

3 Dec 0211: Ambulance paramedic 'Inhaled laughing gas' while at the wheel The Nottingham Evening Post He was based in Derbyshire, has now been suspended from the Health Professions Council register for misusing Entonox while on duty. ​Entonox is a mixture of nitrous oxide - or laughing gas - and oxygen, and is also known as "gas and air". "You've got to laugh!" 3 Dec 0211: Police need...

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Funny story - NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M

NY man wrongfully acquitted sues state for $25M

A Brooklyn man wants a million dollars for every year the state did not lock him up in prison. Dean Dork, who spent almost a quarter-century at liberty and free after being found not guilty for a crime he committed, has hit the state with a $25 m...

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Funny story - Coronavirus Spores Discovered Hiding Under Boy's Bed

Coronavirus Spores Discovered Hiding Under Boy's Bed

As terror, panic, and irrational fear continue to spread through each and every household in Great Britain, the horror finally reached Stoke-on-Trent yesterday, when a woman tidying her 15-year-old son's bedroom found the one thing she hadn't wanted...

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Funny story - The Retail Test

The Retail Test

To get a little extra cash, I decided to take on a sales job at night - right after my usual nine to five gig. I wanted to buy this girl a ring with a jewel in it. To be quite honest, I wanted to steal a nice ring with a jewel in it. I figured the best way to do this would be to get a jeweler's sales job. So I applied at several stores and after a month passed, Swearingen & Acme Jewelry Re...

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Funny story - Police Crackdown on Scooter Crime Angers Mums

Police Crackdown on Scooter Crime Angers Mums

"Leave him alone, he's just a kid" screamed Clarissa de Pfeiffel-Johnson as her ten year old son Boris (no relation) was led into a police van in handcuffs. His crime was to be caught using a stolen scooter to carry out muggings on unsuspecting Londo...

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Funny story - Police Issue Arrest Warrant For Evil Man

Police Issue Arrest Warrant For Evil Man

Police in Washington, DC have announced that they are keen to interview an individual in connection with tax evasion, fraud, sexual assault, hate crimes, racist behavior, kidnapping and imprisoning children, and other offences likely to bring the goo…

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Funny story - Police warn elderly people to be vigilant of a gang of posh con artists, known as “Aunty”, “the Beeb” or “the BBC”, trying to rob their pensions with promises of accurate and professionally made television documentaries

Police warn elderly people to be vigilant of a gang of posh con artists, known as “Aunty”, “the Beeb” or “the BBC”, trying to rob their pensions with promises of accurate and professionally made television documentaries

Police have warned people across the country, particularly older people, not to give their hard-earned money to a dangerous outfit of criminals, seeking to see TV documentary series and other programmes. One pensioner, Arnold Guest, said that a g…

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Funny story - Political News for W/E 28th January 2012 - with comments

Political News for W/E 28th January 2012 - with comments

22nd January 2012: David Cameron's finance chief to face business fine Link - Daily Mirror David Cameron's money man at Tory HQ will be forced to pay a fine after his firm broke ­business rules. Tory Party co-chairman Lord Feldman's family business will have to pay the penalty after failing to file accounts on time. The breach is revealed just days after PM David Cameron urged firms to clean...

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Funny story - Banks Are Stealing All Your Money

Banks Are Stealing All Your Money

News is emerging from a number of different sources that, under the very noses of millions of investors, banks are stealing the money they are supposed to be safeguarding. The awful and difficult-to-believe news was first aired on a bus going in t...

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Funny story - Ray of Light in Fight Against Crime

Ray of Light in Fight Against Crime

Plucky 'have a go hero' Archibald Crumhorn was today the toast of his home village of Gasper on Stour.

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Funny story - Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy

Harry Maguire Stripped Of Manchester United Captaincy

After his disastrous holiday trip to the Greek island of Mykonos last week, it was 'back to the grind' for the Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire today, but there was more bad news awaiting him when he arrived at Old Trafford for tr…

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Funny story - Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - The Old Trolley bus route to Bulwell

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - The Old Trolley bus route to Bulwell

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham Our local historian, guide, and pensioner takes you along the route, describing what he sees now, and what was there in his youth and before. The comparisons depict the changing face of life for Nottinghomians. Along the Old Trolleybus 43 route, City Centre to Bulwell. We begin where the old 43 trolleybus stop was situated in the City Centre Slab Squar...

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Funny story - Crack Cocaine Worth 75p Seized In Drugs Haul

Crack Cocaine Worth 75p Seized In Drugs Haul

Police have made a drugs bust in the northern port city of Hull, and believe they may have smashed a vital cog in the distribution of narcotics in East Yorkshire. A 24-year-old man riding a decrepit, old bicycle through the Orchard Park council es...

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Funny story - A push to upgrade car alarms

A push to upgrade car alarms

Bob is annoyed that his car alarm is such a lousy deterrent. In these times of increasing crime and vandalism, he is pushing automakers to up the ante, electrifying the cars exterior, deploying a laser-guided punching bag, or some such.

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Funny story - Young Black Male Wanted for Unspeakable Sex Crimes

Young Black Male Wanted for Unspeakable Sex Crimes

The New York City Police Department is asking for the public's assistance in apprehending a medium- to dark-skinned black male between the ages of 17 and 25, who is wanted in the New York City area for questioning in regard to unspeakable alleged sex...

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Funny story - Man Disobeys Lockdown Rules, And Creeps Around Neighbourhood After Dark

Man Disobeys Lockdown Rules, And Creeps Around Neighbourhood After Dark

The government's lockdown rules have been put in place for a very good reason - to stop the spread of the Coronavirus - but one man has admitted that, although he knows this, he disobeys, and steals out of his house during the early hours of each and...

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