Funny story: Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'

Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'

"It never rains but it pours", is the way the old saying goes, and it was never more true than on Tuesday night at Anfield, when the Barcelona football team, humiliated and dumped out of the Champions League by Liverpool, emerged from the stadium for...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Gatwick Drone Operator

Police Arrest Gatwick Drone Operator

Police at Gatwick Airport have made an arrest in connection with the drone that have grounded 765 flights and caused a shutdown of the facility over the last three days. Timmy Smith, aged 9, was taken to a police station early this morning after...

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Funny story: Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

A man who tried to rob the MMA fighter, Polyana Viana, outside her apartment in Brazil, received his comeuppance in no uncertain terms, when the UFC competitor kicked the living shit out of him. Viana was outside her Rio de Janeiro home when the m...

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Funny story: Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...

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Funny story: Criminals could get Legal Aid

Criminals could get Legal Aid

Tabloid rage swelled to tumescent levels this week when it was revealed that suspected criminals in the UK were eligible to receive Legal Aid. Geoff Bile of the Daily Clench exclaimed, “This is political correctness gone mad! How dare those elitis...

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Funny story: Vigilante Warriors Reduce Crime in Mexico

Vigilante Warriors Reduce Crime in Mexico

The global watchdog group, OSRV, said, Friday, it found "reasonable evidence" that a group of skinheads successfully spread the mysterious hantaviruses in Ciudad Juárez, Mexico to reduce the world crime rate and save human life. The data was conta...

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Funny story: Serial Killer Solves Cold Case

Serial Killer Solves Cold Case

Chester, PA. (WTFM) -- Early this morning, while digging a shallow grave intended to be the final resting place for his latest victim, serial killer Derek Flatt uncovered a shallow grave containing a victim of serial killer, Justin Crabwell. Crabwe...

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Funny story: Shylock Humes: The Hound of the Basketvills. part 1

Shylock Humes: The Hound of the Basketvills. part 1

Shylock Humes, the worlds greatest detective, stopped his Landau outside the imposing mansion. He climed down and heard a squelch. A small man, resembling Quasimodo, stepped to Shylocks side. "It's der dogs, sird". "They must be Great Danes", said Shylock, as he scrapped a mound of dog shit from his boot. "Noo serd, dey is constipated Yorkshire terriers, I'm Graves serd, der butlins, kin I...

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Funny story: Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry

Shoplifting Now UK's Fastest-growing Industry

There was brighter news for industry today, when it was announced that, despite poor performances in nearly all the UK's industry sectors, there was one major area of growth - shoplifting. Whilst energy, manufacturing, the services sector, financi...

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Funny story: Man Had His Back Doors Kicked In

Man Had His Back Doors Kicked In

For the second time in just over a month, a man in San Francisco has suffered possibly the worst indignity one person could inflict upon another, especially if 'another' is a private business owner with a lack of good security at his premises. Rog...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E 11th February 2012 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 11th February 2012 - with comments

4th February 2012: Nottingham Lottery winners "still claiming benefits" after £10 million jackpot win! Category: Lottery Link: This is Nottingham - Greedy Lottery Winners Mick and Jean O'Shea won the huge EuroMillions sum in 2005, but Mr O'Shea still receives £500 a month disability allowance because it is not means-tested, it was reported in a national newspaper. The paper claimed that the...

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Funny story: TV Show "Porridge" Led Me To A Life Of Crime

TV Show "Porridge" Led Me To A Life Of Crime

A Humberside man, obsessed by the BBC sitcom Porridge, starring the late Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale, claims he began his life of crime because prison 'seemed like fun'. Chris Pegg, 42, soon realized that life behind bars was not as fun a...

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Funny story: Cat Attack Caught On Video

Cat Attack Caught On Video

A series of incidents in Denver involving a seemingly deranged cat is a step nearer to being solved tonight, after yet another unprovoked attack on a young child was caught on video. The cat, a black one, apparently lays in wait in bushes or long...

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Funny story: Selected Nottingham News for W/E 16th Sept 2012 + comments

Selected Nottingham News for W/E 16th Sept 2012 + comments

Monday 10th September Topic: Cars torched - Arson - Crime Headline Nottingham Police hunt arsonists after cars are torched"" Source: This is Nottingham Extract: Sarah Zawadzki, 21, of Hucknall, found her automatic Nissan Micra had been set on fire near her home on Saturday morning. It was one of a series of similar attacks in Barbara Square, George Street, Annesley Road and Central Avenue,...

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Funny story: An urban fable: It's all in the name

An urban fable: It's all in the name

Damien Dread had a weird name but he was kind of proud of it. You could say he "grew" into the name over the years. As a little kid in elementary school, Damien Dread was teased unceasingly about his surname. Some wiseguy by the name of Tommy Truesgood looked up the word "dread" on an online dictionary from his cell phone and discovered that "dread" meant to "anticipate with great apprehension or...

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Funny story: Retarded father wants to marry off his ugly daughter

Retarded father wants to marry off his ugly daughter

A retarded father from New Mexico was arrested by police after walking through downtown Albuquerque with a loaded shotgun which he pointed at men who were in the immediate area. The man's name is Ricardo Alfonzo Sanchez and he told police he was t...

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Funny story: Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

After weeks of investigation local man Lawerance Oddert, father of three, was killed in a violent shootout with police after stealing a pie that was cooling on old Miss Tennanbaums window sill. The police first started suspecting Oddert when he refus...

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

British sprinter Dwain Chambers, the drug cheat who received a two-year ban in 2004 after testing positive for a banned steroid, will be free to run in the 2008 Olympic Games, after UK Athletics reve...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 30th June 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 30th June 2012

Sunday 24th June 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder "Nottingham man appears in court over stabbing death" Source: BBC News Extract A 21-year-old Nottingham man has appeared before city magistrates charged with murder. Marcin Cwiakalo, of Osborne Street, Radford, was remanded in custody and is due to appear at Nottingham Crown Court on 25 June. He is accused of fatally stabbing Mark Blade...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E 7th July 2012 - with comments

Nottingham News for W/E 7th July 2012 - with comments

Monday 2nd July 2012 Topic: NHS waiting time - QMC - City Hospital "Waiting times at Nottingham hospitals up by 82%" Source: Nottingham Post Extract: THE number of patients waiting longer than four hours in Nottingham's only accident and emergency unit has almost doubled in the past year. Figures show that 10,831 patients were kept waiting for more than four hours in 2011-12 - a ris...

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