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Funny story: Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Police in all Australian states and territories are reporting gangs of kangaroos rampaging through major cities, robbing stores and killing people indiscriminately. From Sydney, where wild animals of any sort are rarely seen due to the lack of oxy...

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Funny story: Due to COVID-19, Would-Be Robbers Have Trouble Distinguishing Themselves from Face-Mask-Wearing Customers

Due to COVID-19, Would-Be Robbers Have Trouble Distinguishing Themselves from Face-Mask-Wearing Customers

Their attempt to hold up a small convenience store in Nashville, Tennessee, fell short when, due to COVID-19, would-be robbers 16-year-old Robbie Hillman and 17-year-old Fred Holland had trouble distinguishing themselves from the plethora of face-mas...

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Funny story: Man Disobeys Lockdown Rules, And Creeps Around Neighbourhood After Dark

Man Disobeys Lockdown Rules, And Creeps Around Neighbourhood After Dark

The government's lockdown rules have been put in place for a very good reason - to stop the spread of the Coronavirus - but one man has admitted that, although he knows this, he disobeys, and steals out of his house during the early hours of each and...

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Funny story: Banks Are Stealing All Your Money

Banks Are Stealing All Your Money

News is emerging from a number of different sources that, under the very noses of millions of investors, banks are stealing the money they are supposed to be safeguarding. The awful and difficult-to-believe news was first aired on a bus going in t...

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Funny story: Low-Self-Esteem Suspect Has Trouble Believing He Truly Warrants Arrest

Low-Self-Esteem Suspect Has Trouble Believing He Truly Warrants Arrest

“It was just hard for me to believe I truly deserved it," said 19-year-old alleged armed robber Darien Keller of Nashville, Tennessee, after a high-speed police chase involving over 20 vehicles and an additional dozen officers on foot finally led to...

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Funny story: Have You Seen This Man?

Have You Seen This Man?

The man pictured above is being hunted by police forces all across the fifty-one states of America, and also in the tacky UK seaside resort of Blackpool. He is wanted in connection with numerous criminal misdemeanors, all too heinous to mention, w...

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Funny story: Mister Donut Plate Has Finally Come To Grief

Mister Donut Plate Has Finally Come To Grief

A plate that was stolen from a Mister Donut back in around 2001, has finally 'given up the ghost', after it was wilfully broken by two children earlier today. The plate, which was actually more of a tray than anything else, was made from strengthe...

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Funny story: Man's Face Mask Robbed Off His Face

Man's Face Mask Robbed Off His Face

In an incident that many readers will find difficult to comprehend, a man taking his 5-minute exercise stroll around his locality yesterday, was unceremoniously robbed of his face mask. The incident occurred in the East Yorkshire city of Hull, whe...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Spores Discovered Hiding Under Boy's Bed

Coronavirus Spores Discovered Hiding Under Boy's Bed

As terror, panic, and irrational fear continue to spread through each and every household in Great Britain, the horror finally reached Stoke-on-Trent yesterday, when a woman tidying her 15-year-old son's bedroom found the one thing she hadn't wanted...

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Funny story: Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Police criticised for arresting celebrity who beat up his girlfriend

Social media users attacked a decision by police to arrest Norbert Willy, the host of reality television show “Let’s Do Lots of Fucking in Public”, for beating up his girlfriend Mandy. Mandy had telephoned emergency services, complaining that her...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Thanks to weeks of unremitting thunderstorms, six-year-old Nashville resident, Chucky Dillon, was sentenced to consecutive time inside, without even time off for good behavior. "You really start missing the sunshine," said Chucky. "I would have gi...

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Funny story: Police Facial Recognition Technique Plans Doomed To Failure

Police Facial Recognition Technique Plans Doomed To Failure

The Metroploitan Police have announced that they will use facial recognition cameras on London streets later this year, to identify and catch people suspected of having committed crimes, but, claims a bloke who knows what he's on about, the plan is d...

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Funny story: David Beckham's Son Wanted By Cops

David Beckham's Son Wanted By Cops

When it comes down to newsworthy sports stars, they don't come much bigger than former Manchester United, Real Madrid and England footballer, David Beckham, but the international playboy is in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons this evening, as...

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Funny story: Young Black Male Wanted for Unspeakable Sex Crimes

Young Black Male Wanted for Unspeakable Sex Crimes

The New York City Police Department is asking for the public's assistance in apprehending a medium- to dark-skinned black male between the ages of 17 and 25, who is wanted in the New York City area for questioning in regard to unspeakable alleged sex...

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Funny story: Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law

Priti Patel Vows To Make Criminals Terrified Of The Law

New Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has said that criminals should be made "terrified of the law", and that she wants them to: "literally feel terror". Patel told anyone who would listen, that: "The Conservative Party is the party of law and or...

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Funny story: Brick Came Through Window

Brick Came Through Window

An 84-year-old lady, innocently washing her breakfast pots in her kitchen, was given the fright of her life this morning, when a regular household brick came crashing through the window, causing her to turn to her husband, Albert, and ask him: "Wh...

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Funny story: "It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl

"It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl

A filthy young New York streetgirl accused of stealing and eating some chocolate from a shop, has claimed she wasn't responsible, despite the evidence still being all over her face. The grotty urchin, who looked about 5 years old, was interviewed...

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