Police from the London Met shut down The Spoof! and declared it a crime scene or to be a more exact the scene of a crime in progress.
The police received the following tip off from spoofter Alex99 who wrote an email to them in which he described his email harrassment by Nancy Paulson, Larry Chukwuemeka, Damani Maru, Samuel Odontu and Peter Sands.
Being described as a crime scene in progress means that all writers at The Spoof! must immediately stop what they are doing and hand in their computers to local police stations. All computers will be dusted for prints and then and accidentally erased. All hard drives will be copied. And not only this-all 518 readers currently online at The Spoof! must register with the local police and also stop reading the articles for an entire year, or before the Nigerian scamsters are caught-which ever is later.
And just in case some spoofters think they can slink away by shutting down their web blouses, then think again. The police have your numbers and addresses and so you can all expect a visit from the local cops later in the week.And that even goes for sydneybollocks in Australia, Ellie James in Texas,Lady Godiva in Canada,Abel Rodriguez in Lala Land and Lynton, our resident Parsi in gay Paris.
Isn't living in a police state fantastic? The doorbell has just rung and Julian Assange will see me now.
See also Give Us Your Money Darlinglys, Me Love You Thong Time and Alex99's First Fan Mail for details regarding Nancy Paulson and Reverend Odontu. For Larry Chukwuemeka and the missing trillions seeKim Jong Ill Mastermind of Global Financial Crisis.
For news about a crime in regress, see Help Me I Am In An Alien Spacecraft!