Raoul Moat - Don't Be Silly Son, Give Me The Gun.

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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Enough Is Enough

Skoob News - never an agency to shirk its social responsibilities in times of crisis, has appealed to misguided gunman Raoul Moat to lay down his gun and give himself up before anybody else gets hurt.

There's nothing to be gained by further bloodshed. It makes no sense. Yes, you feel slighted, you feel let down, you feel that people were taking the piss, and that's a normal reaction.

In case you tune in to this website for a brief humorous interlude, please consider the consequences for your kids.

Don't do the death by cop scenario mate. Cops are dads too, They have families.

Make your kids love, and not hate you.

Do the right thing son.

Call it a day. You made your point. People are listening.

It's never too late.

Besides, the cops have machine guns, fully automatic weapons.

It's gonna be 'Game Over' and you won't know much about it.

Hand over the gun son.

There's a good lad.

Turns out he didn't listen. As we all know. Looks like the circus is about to begin.

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