PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - (Satire News) - Cambodia's national news agency, Jungle Times News, reports that literally thousands of baboons are causing havoc in every city, town, and village in Cambodia.
The angry throng of wild, fierce beasts has gotten so bad, that many Cambodians have decided to move to neighboring Laos or Vietnam, to get away from the savage creatures, who leave kinky hair and chartreuse shit all over the place.
The Cambodian government has considered hiring members of the Cambodian NRA to shoot the heathens, but the bullet cost would be astronomical.
A spokesperson for the government suggested that perhaps the damn baboons could be poisoned.
But immediately an attorney for PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) remarked, "No! No! No! and DAMN NO!!!"
SIDENOTE: The government of Zimbabwe has offered to send teams of baboon hunters and round up all of the out-of-control baboons and transport them to Zimbabwe, Mozambique, and Saudi Arabia.
