TARZANA, California - (Satire News) - The two older Trump brothers, Sniffy and Goofy (Donald Jr. and Eric) were recently caught at the famed Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana with semi-automatic telescopic assault rifles.
The chipshits off the old block were caught on surveillance video stalking some of the petting zoo's friendly animals including a baby goat, a rooster, a miniature turtle, a lamb, and a hamster.
When shown the surveillance video, Eric immediately said that the video had been photoshopped.
Donald Jr., took a sip of his grape Kool-Aid, looked closely at the video and commented that the goofy-looking guy was indeed his little brother Eric, but he added that the other guy was definitely not him because he is now sporting a crew cut.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Donald Jr., like his daddy lies up-the-ass. He does not have a crew cut and he actually has a full head of hair, and in fact he probably has more hair than former President Ronald "The Chia Pet" Reagan had.]
