DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that the 18,606-member Women For Trump has just disbanded.
NBNA writer, Velveeta Maracas, spoke with the group's president Emma Priscilla Fecingboo, 42, who said that the entire membership took a vote and it came out 18,603 to disband and 3 to keep on going.
Fecingboo did point out that the 3 who still are for Trump all have IQs ranging from 3 to 7, which is just one step above seaweed.
The treasurer of the Women For Trump said that the money fund had been $472,973.17, but a few days ago, old "Cheeto Face" went in to the fund and made a huge withdrawal of $472,971, leaving an amount of $2.17.
When Trump was asked why in the world he withdrew money that did not belong to him, he shrugged his shoulders, took three sips from his Vodka Collins and replied that he has never heard of The Women For Trump organization.
