Coming soon to a plague city near you ... POLIO RATS!
One bite and they’ll give you a new strain of polio only recently spawned in secret Black-Ops laboratories in undisclosed locations. You think you’ve been immune to polio all these years? Guess again, fella!
A swarm of polio rats will soon swarm over London, England, then flow across the Channel to infect Europe, Asia, Africa and all points in between with the New Polio.
Lock up your daughters! Lock up yourselves! That way your government can keep tabs on you and prevent you from heading into the streets to protest their latest backroom bullshit.
There is no escape from the Polio Rats!
(Soon to be a major motion picture released by Disney, with singing polio rats all dancing in a chorus line as entertainment so that you can momentarily distract yourselves from the ongoing shitshow that is the world. Remember to buy a Polio Rats t-shirt and impress all your friends. Well, those still alive or not confined to iron lungs.)
