Donald Trump Preparing To Water-Ski To Waiting Russian Submarine
Things are getting too hot for Donald Trump. Not only did the January 6th Committee strike him out, but the Attorney General’s office is on the hunt. Then there is Letitia James and the Southern District of New York, the Georgia election board, and t…
Read full storyBrooklyn's "Boxing MILF" Mindy Mindafelli, Is The New National Women's Boxing Federation Champion
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - The National Women's Boxing Federation has crowned a new champion after Mindy "The Boxing MILF" Mindafelli knocked out the champion Barbie Barentindo just 17 seconds into the second round. Mindafelli hit Barentindo wi…
Read full storyDonald Trump Claimed a 2020 Big Mac Income Tax Expense of $973,157
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Now that the Democrats have all of the racist predator's (Trump's) income tax returns, they are coming across all kinds of improprieties. One of the attorneys that has been hired by the Dems noted that Trump fina…
Read full storyWhen Hell Freezes Over … Crank Up the Heat!
And Ted Cruz is leaving home once again! There’s a YUGE fucking blizzard taking down all of North America, including Texas where Gregg Abbott is getting a blowjob from someone who just jumped his wall (she may or may not be 18 and an orphan, and n…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Wants Manchester United To Move To London
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just broken the story that King Charles III, has made it one of his top priorities to lure the Premier League Manchester United Red Devils to London. Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel F…
Read full storyIs Donald Trump Junior The Real Welfare Queen?
Too much bad news for Donald Trump these days. Why? His son, Don Junior, who never worked a 9 to 5 day in his life (except working for daddy), tweeted that the President of Ukraine, Vladimir Zelensky, was a welfare queen. Huh? “Zelensky…
Read full storyEvery State In The Nation Has Temperatures In The Low Teens Except For New Mexico Where Their Low Is In The High 80s
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel reports that the Canadian Super Vortex has arrived. She noted that one of the nation's leading weather experts, Dr. Faustini Fillapreeni, 64, said that as a result, every state in the…
Read full storyWoman's Weird-Ass Fetish of Smelling Her Knees Gets Her Fired
NEW NOOKIE, Nebraska - (Satire News) - Relatives, friends, and co-workers all warned Clovis Bliggenfaxer, 31, that she really needed to see a therapist about her amazingly unusual knee fetish. Clovis said that when she was 17, she was told by a pe…
Read full storyThe US Government Says Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Must Pay $3.9 Billion
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well the man who thought he could say and do any fucking thing he wanted is now depressed and so sad that he is eating up a storm. BuzzFuzz writer Taffeta Kixx, reports that Alex "The Tub of Lard" Jones has gaine…
Read full storyCoffee Shots for a Perpetual Pandemic
Starbucks is coming out with some sexy new coffee flavours for 2023, and everybody’s eager to try them out. Don’t be scared if your barista asks you: “Wanna Covid shot with your non-fat mocha latte?” Or maybe: “Get your booster shot with every…
Read full storyKari Lake Requests Change of Venue from Phoenix Court Directly onto Her Twitter Feed in Election Lawsuit
Phoenix - Defeated Arizona Governor candidate Kari Lake has requested that her election lawsuit, in which she claims a conspiracy by Maricopa County officials cost her to lose, be moved from a Phoenix courtroom directly onto her Twitter feed. The…
Read full storyChicharito, Eric Cantona, and Diego Maradona To Star In a Sports Movie
HOLLYWOOD - (Sports Satire) - LaLaLand Daily's Valerie Vistawood has broken the story that three famous soccer players will be starring in a movie about one of soccer's greatest players. The motion picture will star Chicharito, Eric Cantona, and D…
Read full storyDonald Trump being measured for a chastity belt in anticipation of a likely jail sentence
It’s been a bad few days for former President Donald Trump. His “major announcement” turned out to be the release of some nerdish cards showing his face stitched onto the bodies of astronauts, superheroes and cowboys. An appeal court ruled that he sh…
Read full storyTijuana's Richest Woman Is Only 20, And She owns 4 Banks, 2 Bullrings, and a 20,000 Acre Jalapeno Farm
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - El Ole News Agency has informed its readers that the richest woman in Tijuana, Mexico, is 20-year-old Alexa Maria Guacamole. Lexma, as her late grandfather, multimillionaire Senor Horacio Heriberto Del Echo, affec…
Read full storyA Very Sexy Transgender Weather Woman Says Trump Texts Her At Least a Dozen Times a Day
WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - (Satire News) - A woman who has been called the sexiest transgender in America, told Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb that the former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. has fallen in love with her. Donald Jo…
Read full storyThe United Kingdom's Sexy Cheryl Cole Wants To Be Prime Minister and She States That Her Haters Can All (J.O)
LONDON - (Satire News) - Brit spitfires Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell both agree that there is no one more qualified to lead Great Britain than the sensuously attractive songstress Cheryl Cole. Cheeza as she is called by nearly everyone except her…
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