Donald Trump Preparing To Water-Ski To Waiting Russian Submarine

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 23 December 2022

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"One more time."

Things are getting too hot for Donald Trump. Not only did the January 6th Committee strike him out, but the Attorney General’s office is on the hunt. Then there is Letitia James and the Southern District of New York, the Georgia election board, and the National Archives have been banging on his door for more of the missing documents he absconded with when leaving the White House.

Besides those tidbits, many lawyers have also been waiting for their long overdue paychecks. Some are even going to jail without paychecks.

By comparison, burying his first wife near the first hole at his Bedminster Golf course and using the analogy of Trump’s favorite food, it's a noting hamburger.

Trump must be reflecting on his options: Jail or Russia?

Sort of a to be or not to be question.

So he’s taking up water skiing lessons. But he has trouble staying in the boat's wake. When he tries to get back between the trail, he flips over doing an aerial, and the speedboat has to circle back.

Hoping to master this detail, when the knock comes at the front door of Mar-a-Lago, he’ll run out the back door and head to the ocean; the speed boat will be waiting beyond the waves revving its motor, and Trump plans to quickly step into the water skies, grab the line and be off.

No, Trump has not been sleeping in swimming trunks. Hopefully, it’s something conservative.

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