And Ted Cruz is leaving home once again!
There’s a YUGE fucking blizzard taking down all of North America, including Texas where Gregg Abbott is getting a blowjob from someone who just jumped his wall (she may or may not be 18 and an orphan, and no one can hear her scream), staying away from the blizzard outside, cranking all the appliances – TV, toaster, ass massager, anal lube mixer, internet, radio, CB radio, wheel greaser, chair polisher, and so many more. Texas, wanna know where your electricity is, ask Greg, he’s using it all!
And old Ted Cruz, like a groundhog revealing the first sign of seriously evil winter, has his luggage trolling behind him like a lost dog, heading for Mexico.
Why do Republicans hate Mexicans? Cuz there’s no snow there yet? Is it hatred or envy? For that matter, why would Mexicans want to jump that wall – they know they’re gonna be treated like shit (is Mexico really worse than the USA?). Texas is turning into a polar state – the world has flipped – what was once warm is now frickin’ freezing!
But so what, it’s just snow? That’s not enough for Raphael Ted-in-bed Cruz to stay home with the people who elected him. Fuck them – they’re poor and have no power. Ted is in the government, bitches! He can make laws that will destroy your life forever!!!
So while Ted’s watching his big black moles turn into cancer while sipping pina coladas on a Cancun beach, the USA is freezing to death.
Here’s a question for all politicians: if all or most of your voters die from turning into popsicles, who’s left to vote for you?
Ah, I see … in a “democratic” country, all you need is a majority. So, say, there are only 10 people left to vote, all you have to do is make 6 of them vote for you. And that’s how you ruin a country! No, sorry, I meant run … run a country …
Politics is one the dumbest things ever invented by human beings. Which must be why the dumbest people become politicians. And why they get the hell out of town when a snowflake falls.