TIJUANA, Mexico - (Satire News) - El Ole News Agency has informed its readers that the richest woman in Tijuana, Mexico, is 20-year-old Alexa Maria Guacamole.
Lexma, as her late grandfather, multimillionaire Senor Horacio Heriberto Del Echo, affectionately called her left her everything he owned.
He also had 12 other grandchildren, but they each got the sum of 75¢ each.
Lexma got everything because she would text and call her "Abuelito" (grandfather), several times a day, and take him to his doctors appointments, make him delicious meals, and she even hired a gorgeously attractive 27-year-old woman to tend to his sexual needs.
Miss Guacamole, is single, and she was bequeathed lots of things including four banks, two bullrings, a sombrero factory, and a 20,000 acre jalapeno farm.
