WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Now that the Democrats have all of the racist predator's (Trump's) income tax returns, they are coming across all kinds of improprieties.
One of the attorneys that has been hired by the Dems noted that Trump finagled his returns in a way that no American in history had ever done.
The attorney Dillard Fistatolli of the reputable Manhattan law firm of Oxton, Toxtree, and Fistatolli pointed out one of the most asinine tax entries was in his 2020 income tax return where DJT claimed a yearly personal expense of $973,157 for Big Mac burgers.
Fistatolli, remarked that just in the first 3 pages of the 4,902 pages that they will be looking into, there are enough illegal shenanigans, atrocities, transgressions, wrongdoings, offenses, picadilloes, crimes, etc. to put the lying, scumbag SOB away in Federal prison for at least 78 years. ■
