The World's Top Satire Site Has Just Issued A Huge Policy Change
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency, has just announced that Ersatz Satire, which is the number one satire/parody website on the Internet has just issued a change of policy directive. DDNA senior reporter Cinderella St. Lam…
Read full storyA Tijuana High School Cheerleader Has Just Inherited Two Bullrings and Lots of Other Things
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s national news agency, El Ole, has just stated that the owner of Tijuana’s two bullrings has left them both to his favorite granddaughter. Senor Horacio Heriberto Del Echo was one of Tijuana’s richest busi…
Read full storyColin Kaepernick's Netflix Series Is The Most Viewed Sports Series of The Year
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette veteran writer Zorro La Bamba wrote that one of the best cable network sports series he has ever seen is the one starring Colin Kaepernick, former San Francisco 49ers fabulous quarterback. The l…
Read full storyDonald Trump Insists That Son Barron’s Girlfriend Isn’t Black – She’s Just Greek With a Tremendous Tan
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – If there is one thing that is 99.9999% certain is that “Trump The Chump” is a pathological racist. That fact has been proven, and proven, and proven time after time, by tons of people, organizations, and coun…
Read full storyBiden Introduces New 'Guide Dogs For The Stupid' Plan
Washington, DC - If you've been wondering what VP Harris has been up too since solving the border crisis, the wait is over. On Friday, Biden held a press conference in the Rose Garden, to explain that his VP has been busy training the first dogs i…
Read full storyDonald Trump Says He Dreamed He Was In Hell!
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi – (Satire News) – News Blues reports that the “Orange Loser,” (Donald Trump) was in Cricket Balls playing a round of golf at the KKK-owned White Cottonballs Golf Course, which does not allow blacks, Asians, Macadamians, Jew…
Read full storyWatch Out Martha Stewart, The Azerbaijanis Are Here On YouTube
It wasn’t as though he traveled the thirty miles with a white flag in one hand and a bible in the other. He traveled the thirty miles with a loaded rifle. His intention was premeditated. But he was given a green light and acquitted. Disgusted wi…
Read full storyMusic Heart Throbs Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello Say Their Relationship Is Totally Over!
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the music world’s most popular couples is no longer a couple. LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle has learned from noted information guru Andy Cohen, that the young singers have decided to part ways.
Read full storyShock as woman starts business NOT named after her children
A woman has shocked the business community – and her fellow mumpreneurs – by starting a business and managing not to name it after her two children, our sources can reveal. Andrea Mumford, 34, founder of bespoke baby clothes and comforter brand B…
Read full storyGold Rush Poet Robert Service Dedicates New Poem About Anchorage, Alaska
Yes, we know that Robert Service, the world famous British bard who wrote lyrically about the lands of the Far North and thereby achieved world-wide fame, was long dead and buried by the time Anchorage, Alaska even became a gleam in the railroad magn…
Read full storyDo-It-Yourself Surgeries Are Dangerously on The Upswing
DETROIT – (Satire News) - The American Surgical Institute, recently held its semi-annual conference at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit. The ASI has issued a medical notice which states that due to the down trending economy and the nation's hi…
Read full storyA Woman In Massachusetts Has Lots, and Lots, and Lots of Erogenous Zones
PILGRIM MUSKET, Massachusetts - (Satire News) – Friends and family members of Loretta Libbensteen, 32, have always said that there was just something about her that made her stand out over all the other girls. One of Loretta’s closest friends use…
Read full storyCambodia Is Bankrupt – They Beg President Biden For a Loan
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s Jungle Time News Agency has just reported that the country that is 86% Buddist and 6.9% atheist has flat out run out of monetary funds. The government is in total disarray and is considering sellin…
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