Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton To Co-Host on Saturday Night Live
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight has just announced that former President Barack Obama and former Senator Hillary Clinton have agreed to appear as co-hosts on an upcoming Saturday Night Live. Week-End Update writer Colin Jost,…
Read full storyThe Trumptard Extremely Despondent Is Rushed To The Emergency Room In A Golf Cart!
PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today broke the story that old “Fat Ass” better known as Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has been feeling totally despondent as of late. HT reporter Abby Yukon learned from the “Pussy Grabber’s” proctol…
Read full storyPresident Biden Says That Trump Will Have To Start Paying For His Own Personal Bodyguards
WASHINGTON D.C. – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just broken the story that effective immediately, the twice-impeached, one-term loser Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump will no longer have his 12-man Secret Service detail paid for b…
Read full storyThe Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 83%
DETROIT – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just broken the story that sales of convertibles have plummeted by 83%. The tremendous fall is being blamed solely on the Coronavirus (aka The Trumpapalooza virus) which was named by China’s leader Xi J…
Read full storyScotland Yard Has Captured The Notorious Taliban Leader Chin Sin Cuck
LONDON – (Satire News) – One of the world’s most evil, dastardly, SOB terrorists has just been captured by agents for Scotland Yard. The mean, hate-filled, lying leader, named Chin Sin Cuck, who bears a striking resemblance to Donald “Piss Face” T…
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