Christmas Cancelled As Shakin Stevens Discovers First Grey Hair
Christmas 2021 is officially cancelled this year, as it has been confirmed that raven-haired Welsh rocker Shakin Stevens found a grey hair while brushing his teeth this morning. Shaky, real name Michael Parratt, 97, has been entertaining people w…
Read full storyAfter 125 Years, West Virginia Has Finally Banned Cousins From Boinking With Their Own Cousins
COAL DUST, West Virginia – (Satire News) – Thousands of law-abiding West Virginians are jumping for joy after the West Virginia Senate voted 53 to 47 to finally prohibit cousins from doing the nasty (boinking) with their fellow cousins. Senator W…
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